I saw Kanye at KFC!

[Mermaidman]

He went all Defcon 3 on this special day:
Treat yourself with more tender cheese on your crispy chicken. Now at KFCheese!

 

[lxskllr]

Limited time only! All kids get a Zyklon B slushie! It's bluetastic!

 

[brianmanahan]

i did not see that coming

 

[MrSquished]

Did Kanye, Kyrie and Elon secretly buy KFC?

 

[pmv]

So they had a computer algorithm set up to automatically send out such messages on anything that was listed as a significant event on the calendar? That seems exceedingly dumb.

 

[lxskllr]

Stop in for a free 9-11 ice cream cone!

 

[Charmonium]

Limited time only! All kids get a Zyklon B slushie! It's bluetastic!

That was some edgy comedy right there. Respect.

 

[brianmanahan]

That was some edgy comedy right there. Respect.

2edgy4me

 

[IronWing]

We’ll shatter your expectations of what cheesy chicken can be!

 

[Charmonium]

2edgy4me

I see why you might say that but KFC really does deserve the full treatment for that boner.

I will never know what it's like to lose most of my immediate family to some madman like Hitler. They're pretty much all dead but due to more or less "natural" causes.

But at some point, we have to find the humor in what some of these morons believe. And don't kid yourself. There are plenty of "folks" out there that would be more than happy to vote for an American Hitler.

 

[Charmonium]

I don't know how often KFC posts sales numbers but don't be surprised if US sales spike after that. A more cynical person might say that was the intention since this going to be all over right wingnut media.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Stop in for a free 9-11 ice cream cone!

Better.

 

[Charmonium]

Stop in for a free 9-11 ice cream cone!

Good but needs more flavah

Fly 9/11 airways.