I stood next to a pretty girl today!

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: StormRider
Nah, don't feel bad for me. I'm okay with my life. I prefer to joke about it.

Kill yourself.

- M4H

While I often agree with Merc on lots of things, please don't take his advice this time.


I'm going to suggest you forget about the pretty girl for now. Find an ugly girl and talk to her. Take it slow and work your way up. It might take years...

DO NOT SETTLE DOWN WITH THE FIRST GIRL YOU TOUCH! THERE WILL BE OTHERS!

This is something you should have started working on 25 years ago, by the way...

 

[mercanucaribe]

There's a new movie that might be right up your alley.

 

Congratulations!!!!!

 

[Eli]

Dude, I saw two dozen pretty girls while I was in grocery store today.

Some of them even looked at me back. :shocked:

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Congratulations!!!!!

best. ribbon. ever.

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Eli
Dude, I saw two dozen pretty girls while I was in grocery store today.

Some of them even looked at me back. :shocked:

Most action you got this year right?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Chompman

Originally posted by: Eli
Dude, I saw two dozen pretty girls while I was in grocery store today.

Some of them even looked at me back. :shocked:

Most action you got this year right?

Umm... No? lol

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: tami

Originally posted by: jumpr
Congratulations!!!!!

best. ribbon. ever.

/thread
/OP (yes end yourself, get laid damnit!)

 

[IgoByte]

This $het is worthless without a pic. I'm wondering if this chick is even pretty, cause you're pretty pathetic, dude...

 

[Hyperblaze]

hey stormrider.....have you ever considered putting up a profile on a dating site?

It might help out meet single women looking for a man...and they might just end up liking what you might have in your profile.

And I'm actually being serious about this.

 

[tfinch2]

Baby jesus is torn between laughing or crying.

 

[MaverikV]

I think I just blew a "wow, you have to be fvcking kidding me. CHRIST!" fuse

 

[asm0deus]

Originally posted by: MaverikV
I think I just blew a "wow, you have to be fvcking kidding me. CHRIST!" fuse

qft

 

[bleeb]

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: Mucho
This post makes me sad

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Stormrider, no one should go through life at that age and be a virgin. You should work on your problems, gain some confidence. It really isn't funny to be 42 and a virgin. I might be able to point you to the right direction if you are willing to put in some effort in this. PM me if you want.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Nah, don't feel bad for me. I'm okay with my life. I prefer to joke about it.

But joking about it means you don't have to take your situation seriously. You minimize it with the jokes, instead of acknowledging the sadness of not having a companion in life. It seems to me like you have major social phobia, which can be overcome with help from a therapist. It just seems really sad to me that you don't even think you're worth enough to even bother trying to overcome your shyness and other issues.

 

[thestranger]

your so easily entertained..

 

[EyeMWing]

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, send money, send girls, or what.

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: StormRider
I think it was a "perfect storm" that held me back.

I am naturally very shy (I thought my shyness developed during my teen years but I found a kindergarden report card where the teacher said I was well liked by the other kids but that I seemed afraid to interact with them).

I felt invisible to girls almost all my life. When I was younger, relatives would always tease my younger brothers whether they had a girlfriend or not. They never teased me about that -- except one time my favorite aunt said, "Hey, how come no one asks StormRider if he has a girlfriend?" But that only made me feel more uncomfortable. I remember lying in bed sometimes and wonder if there was something wrong with me -- was I some ugly monster or something? Was it unthinkable for me to have a girlfriend?

I know a lot of people will laugh this off -- but the media during my youth also made it seem like asian men were not desirable to women.

My parents also made it clear that they would disappove of having a non-Chinese girlfriend. Which is equivalent to saying there is no one for me because there pretty much was no Chinese girls during my school years.

So I got multiple messages from:

1) Girls (I'm invisible)
2) Family (You cannot have a girlfriend)
2) Media (Asian men are the least desirable of all men)

Plus, family responsibilitys (having to help out at family restaurant didn't do a lot for my self-esteem).

And finally, that little small problem I have joked about. Ever since I saw my little brothers naked and noticed that they were bigger than me -- even though I was almost a foot taller than them -- I have been obssessed with it. I used to hope that maybe it was all in my mind -- that it wasn't really as small as I feared it was. But everytime I researched it, I have come to the conclusion that it really is as small as I fear it is. Most women would probably have a problem with it. It's at the low end of the bell curve.

All these things was like a layer of defense that I've never been able to break through. They all came together like the perfect storm.

Dude, that is the saddest thing I've read in a long time. We should start a P00n fund for you. No Asian massage parlors around? How about going overseas to asia? Trust me, you'll find somewhere there.

 

[dug777]

have a :beer: and hit the pub mate

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: StormRider

And finally, that little small problem I have joked about. Ever since I saw my little brothers naked and noticed that they were bigger than me -- even though I was almost a foot taller than them -- I have been obssessed with it. I used to hope that maybe it was all in my mind -- that it wasn't really as small as I feared it was. But everytime I researched it, I have come to the conclusion that it really is as small as I fear it is. Most women would probably have a problem with it. It's at the low end of the bell curve.

Have you given up all hope because your dong is smaller than average? Remember, the key word is 'most'.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, send money, send girls, or what.

if you send him some girls, make sure they aren't jailbait.

 

[casper114]

Originally posted by: MrYAK
this thread is worthless without pic's or atleast a good story like humblepie's.

yep

 

[DivideBYZero]

Really dude, the sooner you get your freak on the easier it will all get.

One you have tasted the forbidden fruit you'll be hooked as hard as the rest of us.

TEH POWER OF THE POON COMPELLS YOU!