I think I might be in trouble

[HamburgerBoy]

At In-N-Out I saw an attractive female approach the counter and ask about something. I noticed that she seemed a bit flaky, kind of swaying back and forth with hands on the counter and talking in a high pitched giggly voice. Then she went over to the soda fountain and when she was waiting next to an employee filling the pink lemonade dispenser, she said something briefly, giggled, and gave the guy a quick hug before running off. He was stonefaced during the whole ideal. Then I saw her smile, at which point I saw her braces. Then it hit me. She was probably 14 or something. Would you have realized much earlier?

 

[Lithium381]

pics or shens

 

[Ns1]

wat

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

At In-N-Out I saw an attractive female approach the counter and ask about something. I noticed that she seemed a bit flaky, kind of swaying back and forth with hands on the counter and talking in a high pitched giggly voice. Then she went over to the soda fountain and when she was waiting next to an employee filling the pink lemonade dispenser, she said something briefly, giggled, and gave the guy a quick hug before running off. He was stonefaced during the whole ideal. Then I saw her smile, at which point I saw her braces. Then it hit me. She was probably 14 or something. Would you have realized much earlier?

That's alright, I know it's hard to estimate the age of women when you only interact online.

 

[zinfamous]

is this also come-out day for pedos?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

pics or shens

Tell me how to turn off the loud snapshot noise of my cell phone and maybe I'll reward you guys next time. (No, not really.)

(She was blonde, ~5'3", had strong eyeliner, glittery stuff on her face. Now I feel even worse just recalling that...)

is this also come-out day for pedos?

What really threw me off is that she was wearing yoga pants and a really tight gym-type shirt, and had a total hourglass shape. She honestly didn't look that young, and this In-N-Out is literally just across class (college, that is).

 

[SandEagle]

about 15 years ago i met a chick who looked 21, but she told me she was 18. when i called, her dad said she was only 14 :\ he said he was going to straighten her out. wow, gladi didnt get in trouble over that. coulda been worse

 

[Red Squirrel]

I give up trying to guess woman/girl ages. They screw around so much with their looks there's no telling what their real age is. There are some super young non legal girls who make themselves appear like 30, and then there are some super old woman who make themselves appear like 15. You can't win.

And people wonder why you hear weird stories about 40 year olds going out with 15 year olds. The 15 year old probably told the guy she was 35 or something.

 

[Mike Gayner]

How do you know she was only 14?

 

[jupiter57]

about 15 years ago i was in a chicks uterus. when i called her dad, she said, "No, Dumbass, i'm your Mom.

FTFY

 

[Lithium381]

it's getting harder to tell..... 12 yo's are completely filled out now and from a distance, with all the makeup and everything appear to be older......

 

[NetWareHead]

was wearing yoga pants and a really tight gym-type shirt, and had a total hourglass shape.

She is old enough.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

You should have had hookers and blow with her.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

How do you know she was only 14?

14 was an estimate. It was the braces that told me she had to be under 18. Admittedly that rule of thumb doesn't really apply to places of significant British ancestry, however...

I give up trying to guess woman/girl ages. They screw around so much with their looks there's no telling what their real age is. There are some super young non legal girls who make themselves appear like 30, and then there are some super old woman who make themselves appear like 15. You can't win.

And people wonder why you hear weird stories about 40 year olds going out with 15 year olds. The 15 year old probably told the guy she was 35 or something.

I dunno, that sounds pretty win to me. :awe:

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

That's alright, I know it's hard to estimate the age of women when you only interact online.

lmmfao

 

[alkemyst]

Once you start getting laid regularly, children are not so attractive.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Might I suggest you consult this map:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Age_of_Consent_-_Global.svg

 

[Newbian]

She is old enough.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

lol

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

What really threw me off is that she was wearing yoga pants and a really tight gym-type shirt, and had a total hourglass shape. She honestly didn't look that young, and this In-N-Out is literally just across class (college, that is).

You go to UCI?

She's probably from University High. Just having lunch after working out at 24 Hour Fitness at the Towne Center.

 

[AreaCode707]

I'm 28 and I still need to get around to getting braces sometime. Lots of people have them after the teens nowadays, apparently.

 

[jhansman]

What really threw me off is that she was wearing yoga pants and a really tight gym-type shirt, and had a total hourglass shape.

TMI (now that we sorta know she was jailbait).

 

[Patrick Wolf]

Don't worry. Just because she's not legal in the US doesn't mean it's wrong. Even at 14 she'd be legal in some countries. :thumbsup:

 

[Engineer]

FTFY

Damn man, I don't know why but I just literally burst out laughing and couldn't stop after reading that one. Wow....lolololololololol!

:biggrin:

 

[yh125d]

But was she way older seeming?