Elite status, conferred on high by the Diety himself, is not, in and of itself, irrefutable proof of a member's all around awesome superiority in all phases of life including, for male members, penis size, but merely a 99.999% confirmation of same.
While lesser Anandtech status does not automatically mean you should come brutally face to face with your obvious (to others) and appalling shortcomings vis a vis the shining seamless perfection of those we are priveleged to acknowledge as the "elite", but it should.
Do not despair, lesser ones!! Astounding and heretofore unforseen improvements in your basic worthiness could wash over you like some unlikely tsunami of essentially undeserved good fortune, rendering you at least partially eligible for the otherwise unreachable "elite" status. It's just mind numbingly unlikely, is all.
Given your wretched inferiority, should you, indeed, give up and go lay down in fast moving traffic?
My saint like sensitivity precludes an candid answer.
Now, be a good fellow, and fetch me another beer, for I am of the ELITE!