I think one of my friends is a homosexual

[wxman]

Sounds like someone led somebody on....

 

[Draco]

pamchenko: I'm in agreement with you... not that I'm for the beating of the homosexual man, I just found that very funny.

 

[Emulex]

yah dude why were you letting your nuts hang out for the guy to touch.

and playing badmidton (sp) thats got gay written all over it.

 

[glen]

Wait a min....
Who ask whom to play badminton?
Maybe he thinks you are gay, and is just testing.
The whole thing is getting confussing....
I think the only solution at this point is for you two to kiss.

 

[AlphaIVT]

jeezus glen, yo'ure really into this thread aren't you?

okay, this is what i'm going to do, next time he moves close to me, i'll just say "back up lovely human, are you gay or something?" and that'll hopefully end it. I will have to make him my enemey, but thats okay, hes expendable

 

[Dean]

Just say to him "hey the only person who is allowed to touch me there is my girlfriend"..its that simple!!

And say it loud enough to watch him get embarrassed

 

[Emulex]

kick him in the nuts, that will look macho and won't embarass him and i think he'll get the point.

no need to like embarass him in public and then have himself shoot himself over a lost love

 

[tim0thy]

kicking someone in the nuts is a macho thing? are you sure????

 

[MuffD]

Maybe he's not gay but likes girls too

 

[Emulex]

i'd rather be kicked in the nuts than called a lovely human (which im not in any way shape or form) in public, or punched in the nuts or something similar.

you get the idea.

this d00d might have a high school crush on that dude, and do something stupid like suicide if he's embarassed.

 

[mpg]

Regarding this issue would it be safe so say guys with slurring voices and play with girls are gay? If not all, most?

 

[Whitedog]

<<Ya know Lucky Charms, we've been friends for 2 years and I consider you a good friend. But I'm straight and I'm not sure where you stand and I feel uncomfortable with you trying to 'rearrange my furniture'&quot;>>

OK, Now that my heart is back to beating normally!! :| DON'T DO THAT TO ME!! I Pee'd my pants laughing so damn hard!! OK, so I didn't pee, but I did almost blackout. hehehehe

 

[Whitedog]

If I were in that situation, I would say to him &quot;MAN! guess what? The other day, this guy hit on me like some kind of i love you or something! can you believe that!!!&quot; If he says, &quot;What did you do?&quot; just say &quot;I wanted to KICK HIS ASS!, but I didn't&quot; You probably will be able to see through him by now. If he asks who this person was, tell him the truth.

 

[datalink7]

I remember when everybody was trying to figure out what Russ's &quot;NCNE&quot; was. My favorite, that I remember, was

(N)o (C)hicks (N)ever (E)ver

 

[pdo]

You should hook him up with your brother. Isn't he's the gay ones watching gay anime porn?

 

[SonOfZeuz]

Be a man and ask him &quot;straight&quot; up if he's gay, then tell him you are not interested. if he persists then kick the crap out of him.

 

[mztykal]

I vote you drop the soap. If you feel anything/anyone coming up behind you, you'll know he's gay. If not. You'll look like a idiot either way.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

<< Just say to him &quot;hey the only person who is allowed to touch me there is my girlfriend&quot;..its that simple!! >>





What if Alpha has to say,
&quot;hey the only person who is allowed to touch me there is me!&quot;

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

P.S.
Alpha your not helping your case with post likethis one

 

[Emulex]

d00d maybe you should come out of your closet.

everyone here will understand ...

 

[glen]

Lets do a poll.

 

[konichiwa]

Hahahaha, this thread has me bent over laughing. Russ, if you weren't a republican I'd offer you a beer for being so damned wry. Here, will a Lite beer do?

Alpha

Tell him you'll shove the badminton racket up his ass if he does anything like that again. Then look intently at him; if he looks scared, he's straight. If he grins or bats his eyebrows, he's gay.

 

[AlphaIVT]

&quot;bats&quot; his eyebrows? lol

whats wrong with listening to classical music? Can't I listen to something besides BSB, N Sync, 98* (j/k ) while doing my hw?


btw, whats wrong with badminton too? Its just like tennis, except its an indoor sport, and more intense.

 

[pen^2]

ahahah nevermind i confused you with VortexICS! damn u guys with cryptic names

 

[AlphaIVT]

whats a bec barB?