- Dec 1, 2014
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My life is pretty much over right? I mean I might as well have gray hair and take Viagra at this point? Olds you got any advice for a newly minted senior citizen?
On a side note my wife told me she is going to buy me a chocolate cake from Costco. I kind of threw a fit because I wanted her to make one out of a box (I mean what the hell do I pay her for, amirite?) but then I remembered I like Costco, the memory loss is already setting in. We're going to have vanilla bean ice cream too. I haven't decided if I want fried chicken or steak. If I'm going to blow my diet with cake and ice cream I might as well go all out. I'll have to consult my dentist to see if it's okay to eat that stuff before they put in dentures though.
So guys, it was nice knowing you, but I'm sure right after this uneventful birthday I'm going to have a stroke or heart attack or something of that nature. It's been real.
On a side note my wife told me she is going to buy me a chocolate cake from Costco. I kind of threw a fit because I wanted her to make one out of a box (I mean what the hell do I pay her for, amirite?) but then I remembered I like Costco, the memory loss is already setting in. We're going to have vanilla bean ice cream too. I haven't decided if I want fried chicken or steak. If I'm going to blow my diet with cake and ice cream I might as well go all out. I'll have to consult my dentist to see if it's okay to eat that stuff before they put in dentures though.
So guys, it was nice knowing you, but I'm sure right after this uneventful birthday I'm going to have a stroke or heart attack or something of that nature. It's been real.