I turn 30 next week...

[Nograts]

My life is pretty much over right? I mean I might as well have gray hair and take Viagra at this point? Olds you got any advice for a newly minted senior citizen?

On a side note my wife told me she is going to buy me a chocolate cake from Costco. I kind of threw a fit because I wanted her to make one out of a box (I mean what the hell do I pay her for, amirite?) but then I remembered I like Costco, the memory loss is already setting in. We're going to have vanilla bean ice cream too. I haven't decided if I want fried chicken or steak. If I'm going to blow my diet with cake and ice cream I might as well go all out. I'll have to consult my dentist to see if it's okay to eat that stuff before they put in dentures though.

So guys, it was nice knowing you, but I'm sure right after this uneventful birthday I'm going to have a stroke or heart attack or something of that nature. It's been real.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I turn 30 this May, it feels weird, I can't believe I'm getting that old. Time goes by too fast now days. I still feel like I should be in my early 20's.

I need to buy a walker now, and a cane, so I can shoo the kids off my lawn.

 

[Excelsior]

The feels. I turn 30 in 4 months. I can't handle it. However, my life is still steadily getting better, so it can't be that bad.

 

[Captante]

I'm 52 ... cry me a freaking river!


Oh and get off my lawn!!!

 

[Skeeedunt]

The various organs and humors in your body are already starting to die. If you ever feel bad, as you get older, that's what it is. Don't listen to Dr.'s who try to fool you with expensive prescription medicines and complicated medical procedures. The only cure is more ATOT.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm turning 26. Can't wait to become a wizard.

 

[BoomerD]

30?

30 was so long ago for me, I barely remember it.

 

[Nograts]

I'm 52 ... cry me a freaking river!


Oh and get off my lawn!!!

30 was so long ago for me, I barely remember it.

Do they just send me my Social Security checks in the mail or do I have to go in and request payments?

 

[shortylickens]

SUCK IT!

Bitches.

 

[XavierMace]

Do they just send me my Social Security checks in the mail or do I have to go in and request payments?

First you get a job as a greeter at Wal Mart.

 

[BoomerD]

First you get a job as a greeter at Wal Mart.

Can't have all your teefs though. Gotta be missing at least one in the front.

That's a Walmart policy. (and have to speak with a southern drawl...no matter where you're from or where the Walmart is located)

 

[pcgeek11]

My son is older than 30 by a few years....

The things children say.

 

[Imp]

I am also turning 30.............. What a waste my 20s were. And my teens.

 

[mikeymikec]

Within a day or two of my 36th birthday, I've apparently developed a bad back. Not impressed!

 

[Captante]

Do they just send me my Social Security checks in the mail or do I have to go in and request payments?

They send them to you in the mail, you sign the back making them payable to me, you mail them to me. Simple.

 

[MentalIlness]

I'll be leaving the 30's behind. I turn 40 on Wednesday. D:

 

[Rumpltzer]

Again, you guys are doing it wrong. Men age like fine wine or cheese or scotch or what-have-you. Imagine if you were a chick (or had ever spoken to a chick)! The wimmenz age like fine carton of milk; getting all lumpy and sour.

If you're upset that you're about to turn thirty, imagine what it's like to realize that you're married to a 40 year-old woman!!!

 

[JimmiG]

I turned 30 about 1.5 years ago. I seem to be doing fine still, even though I've been 30 for over 1.5 years now.

 

[Nograts]

If you're upset that you're about to turn thirty, imagine what it's like to realize that you're married to a 40 year-old woman!!!

I've already told my wife I'll be trading her in at 35. That many miles on a car and it's just a hassle to keep up with the maintenance, not to mention it drives like shit. I don't think she believes me, meh.

 

[brianmanahan]

i like my 30s because in my 20s people still bugged me about finding a SO/spouse/gf.

since i turned 30, more and more people have realized that it ain't gonna happen and stopped pushing me.

also all my friends got busy with family and stopped asking me to do stuff with them all the time.

 

[renz20003]

I turn 31 this year, it's not so bad... Except for the memory loss and life does get more demanding. With modern advances in medicine and my high level of income I see no reason I can't live to be 200-250.

 

[ControlD]

I'll be hitting 30h pretty soon myself. I'm not sure I remember what turning 30d felt like anymore.

 

[LPCTech]

Im 36 you'll be fine. Best part is my gf is 33 but looks like she is in highschool somehow. Good genetics I guess. I look older than 36 and have some gray hair including in my beard. People stare at us in public like Im abducting her. Hehe.

 

[CurseTheSky]

I'm turning 30 on Thursday.

 

[John Connor]

Relax. I'm 35 and have an ulcer and a missing disk in my back. It gets better and better I assure you.