I... uh... wait... what?.. huh?

[Markbnj]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-Big-Saturday-Night-Live-s-Jon-Lovitz-58.html

He's 3 years older than me. The gods are not fair.

 

[ControlD]

 

[Sonikku]

The "Tell your son/daugher why he/she has to study" image comes to mind.

 

[CraKaJaX]

He's 3 years older and 300 times richer. The equation in this story works out fine. What am I missing?

 

[Vdubchaos]

He's 3 years older than me. The gods are not fair.

What gods?

fair? You thought life was fair?

Heck, even if you were in his shoes, although I know it might appear like the lady you want.....trust me, you want NOTHING to do with this woman.

The "Tell your son/daugher why he/she has to study" image comes to mind.

they both look similar too!

 

[Eug]

He's 3 years older and 300 times richer. The equation in this story works out fine. What am I missing?

And he's 5 times better looking too?

 

[Svnla]

Money and fame indeed do wonder things for guys.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Money and Fame are certainly enough to get her into bed, but, if she sticks around for the long run, then it's likely his sense of humor, kindness, and or charm that contribute much to the equation.

 

[William Gaatjes]

You guys have it all wrong. It is not about the money. He makes her laugh. He is a funny guy.


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[Drako]

Master Thespian!

 

[poofyhairguy]

Maybe she is just a big fan of The Critic?

 

[ControlD]

Luckily it appears that they can share bras. Should help them save money.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Luckily it appears that they can share bras. Should help them save money.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Poor Morgan Fairchild must be heartbroken

 

[Paladin3]

There isn't a single guy on ATOT who wouldn't buy a trophy wife provided he had the financial means to do so. Women have been trading sex and companionship for financial security since boy met girl. The fact that Lovitz seems like a cool guy with a good personality is just a bonus for her. I wish them a long and happy marriage.

 

[Carson Dyle]

He must have a great sense of humor.

 

[Markbnj]

Money and Fame are certainly enough to get her into bed, but, if she sticks around for the long run, then it's likely his sense of humor, kindness, and or charm that contribute much to the equation.

Yep, I wouldn't doubt it's this as much as anything. I think she's sort of famous too isn't she? And when was the last time Lovitz had a big payday? He either has a large sense of humor, or he's just large.

 

[zinfamous]

You guys have it all wrong. It is not about the money. He makes her laugh. He is a funny guy.


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this. chicks dig a guy who can make them laugh.

I've been listening to a lot of Conan O'Brien on youtube recently--talks that he has given at various places, and his serious Jibber Jabber series--all of which are quite good.

This doesn't really have anything to do with the above axiom, but he and Martin Short were talking about John Lovitz and how astonishingly hilarious he was. Short (A dude so popular that his face is on currency) and O'Brien think that he is one of the funniest people out there. I think they mentioned his legendary women, too.

 

[core2slow]

David spade can pull similar tail, and you know these guys aren't THAT rich, probably no richer than some of the model/ball players that these women can find.

 

[Mayne]

I always liked Lovitz..now I like him even more.

 

[Svnla]

Money and Fame are certainly enough to get her into bed, but, if she sticks around for the long run, then it's likely his sense of humor, kindness, and or charm that contribute much to the equation.

Right now, they are still dating. Let wait and see how long she will stick around when he is retired and/or running out of money.

 

[MongGrel]

He's still many, many miles away from Hef, from the women standpoint over the years.

The triplets were pretty epic.

 

[Vdubchaos]

You guys have it all wrong. It is not about the money. He makes her laugh. He is a funny guy.

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So you are saying that making woman laugh will gain the same results as making woman laugh with money and fame?

I doubt that VERY much

 

[MongGrel]

So you are saying that making woman laugh will gain the same results as making woman laugh with money and fame?

I doubt that VERY much

I detect a lot of woosh there

It doesn't hurt in addition though.

 

[Vdubchaos]

There isn't a single guy on ATOT who wouldn't buy a trophy wife provided he had the financial means to do so. Women have been trading sex and companionship for financial security since boy met girl. The fact that Lovitz seems like a cool guy with a good personality is just a bonus for her. I wish them a long and happy marriage.

You are very wrong.....I wouldn't

And I already have a trophy wife WITHOUT financial means.