Luckily it appears that they can share bras. Should help them save money.
Dude, you're on a roll.
There isn't a single guy on ATOT who wouldn't buy a trophy wife provided he had the financial means to do so. Women have been trading sex and companionship for financial security since boy met girl. The fact that Lovitz seems like a cool guy with a good personality is just a bonus for her. I wish them a long and happy marriage.
Um, some of us are married already and not Islamic or Mormon. That kind of precludes buying a trophy wife. My wife does say however that I can have a trophy mistress, as long as she does household chores. (Though I suspect that if we had enough money to pay someone to do household chores, that permission would be swiftly revoked.)
He's still many, many miles away from Hef, from the women standpoint over the years.
The triplets were pretty epic.
Well, assuming he wants to have sex with that young lady, remaining many, many miles away from Hef is where he wants to be. No one can enjoy sex after seeing the Cryptkeeper's ball sack.
Like David Spade, John is one of those Hollywood people I simply adore, so I'm glad he can still attract a beautiful wife beyond his wallet size.