I want to kill someone, but don't have kids or live in Florida.

[amdhunter]

Certainly there must be other easy ways to kill someone and legally get away with it.

I don't have a kid, so I can't kill someone by faking their molestation; and I can't pick a fight with someone; and then kill them when they start beating me like you would all cowardly pussies with guns. They are no castle laws in NY.

What can I do? Keep in mind I am bound to Liberal New York City laws, not some "kill at will" red state.

Shoot me some ideas.

 

[LinuxIdiot]

drink bleach

 

[amdhunter]

drink bleach

Someone other than myself. :\

 

[Awkward]

you're fucked up, you probably should kill yourself -- certainly before you pollute the gene pool with your offspring

 

[amdhunter]

you're fucked up, you probably should kill yourself -- certainly before you pollute the gene pool with your offspring

I just want to live the Ameercun dream.

 

[Texashiker]

Certainly there must be other easy ways to kill someone and legally get away with it.

Join the BATF or FBI.

you get to burn homes down with children inside, and shoot mothers holding their children.

 

[TallBill]

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[Awkward]

yeah, i know you're just messing around, so was i. unfortunately i believe you're of middle eastern descent so it'll be a little difficult for you to live the american dream

 

[IEC]

Certainly there must be other easy ways to kill someone and legally get away with it.

Planning = premeditation = murder. Please educate yourself on the difference between killing and murder.

I don't have a kid, so I can't kill someone by faking their molestation;

It's very hard to fake when law enforcement interviews your four year old kid separately. Young children tend to be very truthful.

I can't pick a fight with someone; and then kill them when they start beating me like you would all cowardly pussies with guns.

That's provocation, and retarded. You would be arrested and convicted, even in the state of Texas you seemingly hate.

They are no castle laws in NY.

Your loss.

What can I do? Keep in mind I am bound to Liberal New York City laws, not some "kill at will" red state.

Your loss. NYC is the worst kind of nanny state that doesn't even give its beat officers the training or equipment to do their job properly. Only trained people like LEOs should have guns? Don't make me laugh, I can shoot better than 95% of them.

Shoot me some ideas.

Bend over and take it, because you're in NYC, which is one of the least free places in the nation.

 

[Texashiker]

Troll troll troll troll

No federal agent was ever convicted of killing the wife of Randy Weaver and his son.

 

[amdhunter]

That's provocation, and retarded. You would be arrested and convicted, even in the state of Texas you seemingly hate.

That's not what I learned in the Zimmerman thread in P&N. Are you saying the guys in that thread are ignorant of the law?

Or are they just plain retarded? :hmm:

 

[amdhunter]

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I kind of feel that there is a hidden message in there somewhere.

 

[Baked]

I reported you to the AT System Admin. Expect a visit from your friendly local FBI agents shortly.
While in prison, you can shank people for free. So there you go, killing your homies in prison, where it's perfectly legal.

 

[amdhunter]

I reported you to the AT System Admin. Expect a visit from your friendly local FBI agents shortly.
While in prison, you can shank people for free. So there you go, killing your homies in prison, where it's perfectly legal.

D:

 

[BoomerD]

Aren't you in NYC?

If you can't manage to kill someone there w/o getting caught, you are a true failure at life.

That place is a target-rich environment...and no one cares too much about anyone else.

Just be sure not to drop your wallet at the scene...hide the body well, and you're good to go.

 

[shortylickens]

Someone other than myself. :\

Then we nothing for you.

 

[vi edit]

Join the Marines?

 

[dud]

Certainly there must be other easy ways to kill someone and legally get away with it.

I don't have a kid, so I can't kill someone by faking their molestation; and I can't pick a fight with someone; and then kill them when they start beating me like you would all cowardly pussies with guns. They are no castle laws in NY.

What can I do? Keep in mind I am bound to Liberal New York City laws, not some "kill at will" red state.

Shoot me some ideas.

Dude, you are a shame of a human being. We, in Florida, would be ashamed to have you live here.

If you want to kill this "person" I suggest the Hemlock Society.

Shameful ...

 

[BoomerD]

Then we nothing for you.

Then we have nothing for you.

Then we care nothing for you.

?

 

[Paul98]

Make sure no body sees, make sure there is no evidence, don't tell anyone what you did or are going to do. It's fool proof.

 

[BladeVenom]

Become President, then you can kill as many people as you want in any poor country with Predator drones. Just like Obama.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Become President, then you can kill as many people as you want in any poor country with Predator drones. Just like Obama.

lol

 

[amdhunter]

Make sure no body sees, make sure there is no evidence, don't tell anyone what you did or are going to do. It's fool proof.

There's no fun in no one knowing.

 

[amdhunter]

Become President, then you can kill as many people as you want in any poor country with Predator drones. Just like Obama.

There's no real satisfaction in that.

 

[Jeeebus]

Just go rub one out. You'll kill thousands of little amdhunter's in the process. After all, if the day ever came when they actually made it into a woman... actually, nvm, not sure why I'd say such a silly thing.