Sounds like the typical ATOTer picking up women.
Looks to me like the cat is planning your demise.
Make sure your life insurance policy is up to date and you have a will.
Has the cat been waking you up in the middle of the night wanting you to pet it? If so, it is testing your response time.
my dog corners armadillos and then doesn't know what to do with them
my dog corners armadillos and then doesn't know what to do with them
Sounds like the typical ATOTer picking up women.
Dogs are good for people who can be endlessly entertained throwing a tennis ball. Cats are better for those that are a little more cerebral.
dogs hunt in packs. When you put them up against a single cat, or a bunch of cats, a pack of hunting dogs will easily outclass cats.
they also have different tactics, so it's hard to compare. cats depend on stealth and surprise, short bursts.
Dogs have high stamina, and rarely give up. They will corner and trap the prey while running it to exhaustion.
If a cat doesn't get the jump in the first second, they tend to give up quickly, or not even try. Even a cheetah will give up after a minute or so, iirc.
Except that cats barely learn any behavior at all and are generally completely reactionary.
Except that cats barely learn any behavior at all and are generally completely reactionary.
Except that cats barely learn any behavior at all and are generally completely reactionary.
Which...the peering/lurking in the dark from behind an obstruction or the not knowing what to do with it?Sounds like the typical ATOTer picking up women.