I weep for humanity

[Iron Woode]

So I was taking the bus home from work tonight and some college kids got on. Among those kids were these 2 young ladies standing 2 feet apart. So what did they do? They started texting each other. :roll:

WTF? You'd think that they would have no problem opening their mouths to talk.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Maybe, they were privately discussing how they wanted to have a threesome with you?

 

[Hyperblaze]

how do you KNOW they were texting each other?

And even if they did, how exactly does this effect you?

 

[coldmeat]

How did you know they were texting each other?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Maybe, they were privately discussing how they wanted to have a threesome with you?

no thanks. they weren't very attractive.

 

[ViviTheMage]

just because two girls are near eachother start texting does not mean they are texting eachother ....

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: coldmeat
How did you know they were texting each other?

I was sitting right behind them and watched as they took out their cell phones and started texting each other.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Maybe, they were privately discussing how they wanted to have a threesome with you?

no thanks. they weren't very attractive.

Of course they weren't. That's why they wanted a threesome with you.

 

[Jeff7]

They just enjoyed triggering the vibration. Some of those phones vibrate enough to give a blue whale a raging orgasm.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
They just enjoyed triggering the vibration. Some of those phones vibrate enough to give a blue whale a raging orgasm.

:Q

 

[S Freud]

Maybe they were discussing something they didn't want people to hear?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Iron Woode: I'm sure you've done something in your life that would of been considered "idiotic" or "stupid" by someone else. They were probably entertaining themselves.

For you to say you weep for the future because of this, you must have a pretty good life to waste your time with these stupidities.

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: S Freud
Maybe they were discussing something they didn't want people to hear?

Ding ding ding ding.

I've done this before. If I'm in public and don't want my conversation to remain public, I'll shoot texts back and forth for a few minutes.

 

[Leros]

I was on campus and I saw these two girls on cell phones walk towards each other. Upon listening, I realized they were talking to each other. They walked right past each other and waved, but did not stop to talk in person. I thought it was very strange.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Iron Woode: I'm sure you've done something in your life that would of been considered "idiotic" or "stupid" by someone else. They were probably entertaining themselves.

For you to say you weep for the future because of this, you must have a pretty good life to waste your time with these stupidities.

wow.

I wasn't being serious here.

and yes, I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Iron Woode: I'm sure you've done something in your life that would of been considered "idiotic" or "stupid" by someone else. They were probably entertaining themselves.

For you to say you weep for the future because of this, you must have a pretty good life to waste your time with these stupidities.

wow.

I wasn't being serious here.

and yes, I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.

so what was the point of making this thread? waste bandwidth?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
They just enjoyed triggering the vibration. Some of those phones vibrate enough to give a blue whale a raging orgasm.

That explains the liquid I had to trudge through when I got on the bus last time.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Iron Woode: I'm sure you've done something in your life that would of been considered "idiotic" or "stupid" by someone else. They were probably entertaining themselves.

For you to say you weep for the future because of this, you must have a pretty good life to waste your time with these stupidities.

wow.

I wasn't being serious here.

and yes, I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.

so what was the point of making this thread? waste bandwidth?

what's the point of any thread made in Off Topic?

lighten up dude.

 

[vshah]

don't you think its possible that they pulled out their phones and both started texting other people?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Iron Woode: I'm sure you've done something in your life that would of been considered "idiotic" or "stupid" by someone else. They were probably entertaining themselves.

For you to say you weep for the future because of this, you must have a pretty good life to waste your time with these stupidities.

wow.

I wasn't being serious here.

and yes, I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.

so what was the point of making this thread? waste bandwidth?

what's the point of any thread made in Off Topic?

lighten up dude.

actually, you'd be suprised as to just what you can learn from some threads in off topic.

Sadly, the signal to noise ratio is not exactly 1:1.

Oh well.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: vshah
don't you think its possible that they pulled out their phones and both started texting other people?

nope, before they started texting they said to each other, "let's text!"

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: vshah
don't you think its possible that they pulled out their phones and both started texting other people?

Sometimes it's obvious that this is the case...

Sometimes... It's obvious they are texting each other.

person one stops using the phone for a second... the other persons phone goes off. they text... stop. person one's phone goes off...

Come on now, You can't tell me it would be difficult to tell.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Iron Woode: I'm sure you've done something in your life that would of been considered "idiotic" or "stupid" by someone else. They were probably entertaining themselves.

For you to say you weep for the future because of this, you must have a pretty good life to waste your time with these stupidities.

wow.

I wasn't being serious here.

and yes, I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.

so what was the point of making this thread? waste bandwidth?

what's the point of any thread made in Off Topic?

lighten up dude.

actually, you'd be suprised as to just what you can learn from some threads in off topic.

Sadly, the signal to noise ratio is not exactly 1:1.

Oh well.

I have learned a lot of stuff here in OT.

In fact I will be posting a new recipe in a couple days here.

 

[TallBill]

OP, I'm hiding under your bed. You could have just spoke this story to me, but instead you posted it online.

 

[Baked]

Mind your own damn business, they weren't even on your lawn!