I went clubbing last night

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: opticalmace
Easy to fix.

Don't go looking for girls, go to a club with friends looking to just plain have a damn good time.

Things will work themselves out after you get your confidence back.
I don't really ask girls @ clubs and things end up working out well, usually.

Exactly!! nothing is worse than a pathetic lounge lizard!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: ndee
I wait til the girls come to me

Still a virgin, then?

Then I'd just talk....I am a pretty good talker.


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So we've noticed

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: ndee
I wait til the girls come to me

Still a virgin, then?

No. Why do you ask? Did you ever go to a club with a woman? Your mom doesn't count.

I think you have no clue about night-life.

 

[Corporate Thug]

get drunk before you go the club

 

[gopunk]

go with a female friend and dance with her

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: gopunk
go with a female friend and dance with her

Unless your female friend dances like Elaine Benes :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[AvesPKS]

There's your problem right there. If you drink enough alcohol, you will be able to dance well, and girls will find you attractive (or at least that's what you'll think).

 

[Omegachi]

oh boy... this is your first time huh... haha

 

Originally posted by: z0mb13
u were clubbing seals??

lol

 

[gflores]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: gopunk
go with a female friend and dance with her

Unless your female friend dances like Elaine Benes :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

LOL, that episode is awesome! The female friend has to do the kick thing.

 

[PliotronX]

I had lots of fun 'clubbing' in Manhunt last night...

 

[j@cko]

well... take a dance lesson... and you'll be all set to go..

 

[Regs]

I had girls come up to me in malls and ask if I was a model but I still get cold shoulders in places like clubs. Don't let it get you down.

Clubs are dumb any how. Nothing like cramming your ass in with 500 other drunken idiots for hours on end. There good to go to once in awhile to maybe meet a few people, but other than that I would rather stick to my friends house parties.

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: Jgtdragon
Clubbing is awesone man. I was body rubbing with tons of hot chicks. Just go to have fun.

Right. That's so awesome. Rubbing up against random sluts that you'll never see again is sure impressive.






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, for those that didn't pick up the sarcasm)

 

[nick1985]

pics?

 

[neilm]

Relax, chill out.... have a few jars before going into a club.

 

[PunDogg]

able to dance, hahaha just go in and shake your tail feather, no one really cares how, but just do it if you do it enough they will think you can dance hehe

Dogg

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: illusion88
"Party in the club tonight..."

Yeah, for the attractive people.
I leaned a few things. Actually I probably already knew them, but last night reaffirmed them.

1. I cant dance

I think someone in High School told me I could. I believed them. And since I have not had a chance to really prove this (at least as sober as I was) that belief stood. Let me tell you, reality hits like fvcking ton of bricks.

1. I am unattractive

I knew this. The ladies I went with assured me that looked great. The vodka I had prior to my entry helped me believe them. However, after a few hours and countless cold shoulders, I realized this was not true. After my self esteem had had enough abuse, I went to a corner with a good view of the cages. Thank god for those cages.

Has anyone else had this clubbing experience? I would hate to be a girl at a club. I don?t even think they exchange names. I mean, guys just walk up to them and start rubbing their crotch on them. It seems wrong. Shouldn?t there be a small exchange of information first? Anyways... helps to prove my friends theory that all women are sluts on the inside, you just have to bring it out.

BTW, I noticed there was no waning about epilepsy. If video games cause seizures then the club has to be instant death. I think I am going to go find an epileptic kid who has little to loose and take him there. After the lawsuit we will have millions.

What were you expecting?

Can't dance? PRACTICE Just like everything else . . . IF you LIKE it, keep at it . . . it's pretty easy, really

Unattractive? If you're "friends" think so, work on your best assets. Physical beauty is relative . . . someone will like you IF you like yourself. Make sure you are clean, smell ok and dress for the occasion. By 2 AM, the girls who haven't hooked up (that want to) drop their standards a bit (anyway)

Don't feel bad for the girls at the club - they WANT to be there (IF you really WANT to see what they "feel like", head to a gay club)

You didn't mention your age, but I bet it's close to legal drinking age.

If you want to go and have a good time, change your ATTITUDE . . . otherwise, clubs aren't for you.

BTW, I went clubbing this Friday 11pm - 4 am and Saturday 12midnight - 4 am (as usual) . . . had a great time but had to sleep all day Sunday . . . . but then I can dance . . . /sigh.

 

[Red]

Clubs are a meeting place for young, drunk, horny people to get together and leave together to have a smelly, sweaty, liquor-dicked, poundfest later on that you barely remember. Wash, rinse, repeat each weekend until your tool rots off from tagging a dirty butt.

Having said, the only time I enjoy a club is when there is enough room to breathe/dance and go with friend to have a good time with just them.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: ndee
I wait til the girls come to me

so u wait all night eh?

jk

 

[bleeb]

BTW, I noticed there was no waning about epilepsy. If video games cause seizures then the club has to be instant death. I think I am going to go find an epileptic kid who has little to loose and take him there. After the lawsuit we will have millions.

bwhahahah!! Jyeah Jyeah. Like in the video game manuals it warns about light sensitive individuals.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: bleeb

BTW, I noticed there was no waning about epilepsy. If video games cause seizures then the club has to be instant death. I think I am going to go find an epileptic kid who has little to loose and take him there. After the lawsuit we will have millions.

bwhahahah!! Jyeah Jyeah. Like in the video game manuals it warns about light sensitive individuals.

If you go to the right club it can cure epilepsy . . .



. . . if you have enough faith.


Unfortunately (or fortunately) the side-effect is insanity.

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: ndee
I wait til the girls come to me

so u wait all night eh?

jk

nah, not really but it's better then to drool after them like most of you guys

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: ndee

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: ndee
I wait til the girls come to me

so u wait all night eh?

jk

nah, not really but it's better then to drool after them like most of you guys

You're pretty young, right?

Girls like to be "chased". She'll let you know (right away, in no uncertain terms) if she is not interested. (if rejection)On to the next one . . . you only need ONE girl (AND maybe her girlfriend) at a time [out of all the women in the club (those are good odds, except for "losers")].

last advice: don't look desperate.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Redhotjrm
Clubs are a meeting place for young, drunk, horny people to get together and leave together to have a smelly, sweaty, liquor-dicked, poundfest later on that you barely remember. Wash, rinse, repeat each weekend until your tool rots off from tagging a dirty butt.

Having said, the only time I enjoy a club is when there is enough room to breathe/dance and go with friend to have a good time with just them.

"Tagging a dirty butt" eh?