I went mafia on a hive of bees.

[CZroe]

I'm not enjoying the political inuendo that insinuates that we made a mad rush to kill innocents in Iraq.

Just kidding. Great story.

 

Originally posted by: Eli
hahahahaha... That was awesome.

 

[Spike]

10/10

Very funny, though I got some strange looks from the other cubicles.. they wanted to know what was so funny.

-spike

 

[l Xes l]

wow!... i got stung once too.. sh!t hurt!

 

[snoopdoug1]

Originally posted by: 733SHiFTY
LMAO :laugh:

 

[40Hands]

nicely written story.

I was stung on my ankle once too when I was mowing the lawn. I found the little bastages ground hive and I filled a coke bottle full of gasoline then used it to plug their hole. Bye bye ground bees.

 

[shilala]

"Then I turned a dim and wrathful eye towards his fellow hive-mates, who were blissfully unaware that dark storm clouds were gathering on their collective horizons."
That's where I cracked.
10/10 for picture writing.
10/10 for excellent cliffs.
10/10 for visual aids.
If you can work some bewbs into this thread, you will have earned top 5 distinction.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: shilala
"Then I turned a dim and wrathful eye towards his fellow hive-mates, who were blissfully unaware that dark storm clouds were gathering on their collective horizons."
That's where I cracked.
10/10 for picture writing.
10/10 for excellent cliffs.
10/10 for visual aids.
If you can work some bewbs into this thread, you will have earned top 5 distinction.

Boobies

 

[astrosfan90]

10/10

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: shilala
"Then I turned a dim and wrathful eye towards his fellow hive-mates, who were blissfully unaware that dark storm clouds were gathering on their collective horizons."
That's where I cracked.
10/10 for picture writing.
10/10 for excellent cliffs.
10/10 for visual aids.
If you can work some bewbs into this thread, you will have earned top 5 distinction.

Boobies

You've earned overall position number two.
The only thread I've ever read that outguns yours is Macbaine's farewell post.
It embodies such angst, apathy, pain, and sheer disdain that I'm afraid it will never be eclipsed by mortal man.
On the "strictly happy scale", yours is #1.

 

[igowerf]

You'd best lay low for a while.

 

[wondersteve]

Awesome .... just awesome

 

[NoToRiOuS1]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Aharami
this has to be one of the top 10 threads in ATOT. awesome! :thumbsup:

lol agreed.

very well written!!

10/10

 

[n7]

Sweet story :thumbsup:

 

[Patt]

nicely written :beer:

 

[edro]

8/10 because you didn't use gasoline and fire.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: edro13
8/10 because you didn't use gasoline and fire.

Its funny you should mention that. My father-in-law suggested that I use gasoline on them after I told him they were inside part of my house's foundation. The day his house is engulfed by a large ball of fire, I'm going to have a pretty good idea about what caused it.

 

[GhettoPeanut]

honey bee stings are good for you, they prevent arthritus in the long run. and if you get stung enough, you become immune. most bee keepers barely notice the stings.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: GhettoPeanut
honey bee stings are good for you, they prevent arthritus in the long run. and if you get stung enough, you become immune. most bee keepers barely notice the stings.

Who said anything about honey bees? These were yellowjackets.

 

[NoToRiOuS1]

that was quality stuff right there NuclearNed. 10/10

 

[Syrch]

LOL 10/10

 

[Carbo]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: GhettoPeanut
honey bee stings are good for you, they prevent arthritus in the long run. and if you get stung enough, you become immune. most bee keepers barely notice the stings.

Who said anything about honey bees? These were yellowjackets.

Yellowjackets are mean, quick tempered, ornery bastards. I've been nailed by two or three over the years, and always without provocation. My pinky toe was the size of one of Pamela Anderson's for a week.

 

[Winchester]

Hilarious.

 

[frankgomez75]

funny stuff :laugh:

10/10

 

[funkymatt]

love the monty python ref in the diagram :laugh: