I went up to a gate for the first time since 9/11 without a ticket to board a flight recently

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Common Courtesy
Because he is 7!

I think a brojob had something to do with it.

 

[wiredspider]

I was on a plane in China and wanted to take a picture, the stewardess got mad ,

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: wiredspider
I was on a plane in China and wanted to take a picture, the stewardess got mad ,

You should have punched her in the tits. JK, I don't advocate violence against tits. But that is pretty stupid.

 

[orakle]

Originally posted by: Barack Obama

Originally posted by: Rubycon
Try to see the cockpit when the plane is in flight.

I did this when I was a kid. The hostesses/pilots are really nice to kids. I was so annoying though, kept pressing the button for calling the hostess lol. Good times, good times.

Me too. It's a shame my kids won't be able to do the same.

 

[OCGuy]

Was Kareem on board too?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Barack Obama

Originally posted by: KLin
I wonder if the pilot asked your son if he's ever seen a grown man naked?

backstory?

Go rent Airplane!.

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[AmdEmAll]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you

:laugh: Nice!

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Barack Obama

Originally posted by: KLin
I wonder if the pilot asked your son if he's ever seen a grown man naked?

backstory?

What????

 

[sandorski]

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

 

[drum]

That would definitely be unexpected.

By the way, has your son ever been in a Turkish prison?
Edit: Sandorski you SOB! :laugh:

 

[sandorski]

hehe, there's a couple more not used I don't recall what they are at the moment though.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: Barack Obama

Originally posted by: KLin
I wonder if the pilot asked your son if he's ever seen a grown man naked?

backstory?

What????

Alright buddy, GTFO.
He clearly does not belong on Anandtech.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: Barack Obama

Originally posted by: KLin
I wonder if the pilot asked your son if he's ever seen a grown man naked?

backstory?

What????

Alright buddy, GTFO.
He clearly does not belong on Anandtech.

Next thing you know he will be asking about The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: Barack Obama

Originally posted by: KLin
I wonder if the pilot asked your son if he's ever seen a grown man naked?

backstory?

What????

Alright buddy, GTFO.
He clearly does not belong on Anandtech.

Next thing you know he will be asking about The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

I loathe the day

 

[El Guaraguao]

Originally posted by: zerocool84

Originally posted by: mcurphy

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
because he, you and your mom are white!?!

This.

 

[pcslookout]

See no one would ever notice. This just proves my point.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Rubycon
Try to see the cockpit when the plane is in flight.

I think you need box cutters to get that kind of treatment.

Seriously though. I didn't even know this kind of thing was possible.

:disgust:

 

[akshatp]

I bet you wouldnt have went in after him if the cockpit suddenyl burst into flames though.

 

[Gunbuster]

Thank goodness they went easy on you in this episode of TSA Security Theatre!

 

[ViviTheMage]

too many Airplane references in this thread!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
too many Airplane references in this thread!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

[PricklyPete]

Ah...the good old days when flying was special and not some meat hearding process...

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: OCguy
Was Kareem on board too?

my dad says you don't hustle back on defense

 

[cronos]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
too many Airplane references in this thread!

lol i was about to post the same thing :laugh: