I will never fap again...

[Woosta]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=129957643

PS - that's not me.

 

[Mike Gayner]

Cliffs? I'm definitely not reading all of that.

 

[JMapleton]

I read it. I'm speechless.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Shens.

 

[0roo0roo]

nice story, but it sounds like bs

 

[apac]

Shens.

Beat me to it. Definitely shens.

 

[MikeMike]

thank god, no more MMA threads...


wait...

 

[thescreensavers]

lol

 

[zerocool84]

thank god, no more MMA threads...


wait...

haha he just made another one

 

[QueBert]

Why so many people calling shens? Shit with all the horn dogs in the world this has to happen pretty often. Just most people would never tell the story out of embarrassment. Hell it would be awkward for the person who walked in on something like this to bring it up to others.

 

[Brigandier]

Why so many people calling shens? Shit with all the horn dogs in the world this has to happen pretty often. Just most people would never tell the story out of embarrassment. Hell it would be awkward for the person who walked in on something like this to bring it up to others.

I'm pretty sure the guy probably does it all the time and counts on this reaction.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Clifs:
(nsfw... or humans)

Edit: the delivery and voice is much better here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk&sns=em

You're lucky you removed the entire quoted "joke" before I saw it - posting a quote of the entire Aristocrats joke isn't appropriate for this forum. -Admin DrPizza

 

[preslove]

Woosta, for the love of god, DO NOT POST AN ANIMATED GIF OF THIS!

 

[tcsenter]

People with these kinds of compulsions usually end up being sex offenders.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

People with these kinds of compulsions usually end up being sex offenders.

Add to that he's a juicer; so murder rape kill are just about the only things he's capable of anyway.

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

what's a shen?

 

[jlee]

what's a shen?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shens

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Nice, his writing was entertaining, even if its not true

 

[zokudu]

My roommate walked in on my having phone sex with my GF at the time. I didn't even notice for like a few moments. Was awkward as fuck at the time but we never spoke of it again. He would still be my roommate too if we were at the same school.

 

[BudAshes]

Clifs:
(nsfw... or humans)

you are one sick sob.

 

[Tristicus]

Why the hell is that forum the main place for threads like this?

 

[destrekor]

Why the hell is that forum the main place for threads like this?

because that site actually houses more idiots than this one

 

[fail]

..

 

[Moonbeam]

because that site actually houses more idiots than this one

Hard to believe.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

because that site actually houses more idiots than this one

Unpossible!