I will never fap again...

[PottedMeat]

You are a sick disgusting piece of ****. A piece of **** like you needs to be permabanned.

:awe:

 

[Lifted]

You are a sick disgusting piece of ****. A piece of **** like you needs to be permabanned.

The Aristocrats!

 

[CRXican]

that's random

who would ever think to study like that

 

[cKGunslinger]

You are a sick disgusting piece of ****. A piece of **** like you needs to be permabanned.

:awe:

 

[Modular]

I don't understand the aristocrats joke...

 

[disappoint]

All right all right, you knew this parody was coming so I might as well....

So I'm late for my class on interspecies relationships between capra aegagrus hircus and homosapien nooblarus nerdicans right and I'm rushing to get there on time. It's the first day and I don't want to be late. I finally get in the building when it occurs to me I forgot which room this damned class is in.

I figured at this point it's too late to go back and get the registration slip with the rom number on it so I just run into the first door to the right in the main hallway. I open the door quietly because I don't want to disturb the professor if he's in the middle of his lecture when I notice the room is dark.

I think great! He's presenting something with a projector, I can sneak in the dark, find a seat and no one will be any the wiser as to my tardiness.

That's when I looked up to the screen and was disturbed by what I saw. It was indeed some sort of documentary on interspecies relationships between capra aegagrus hircus and homosapiens. I was appalled. I wasn't sure when I signed up for the class if I could handle it, now I knew it wasn't for me. I knew right then and there I had to drop this class, but I decided to have a seat and at least wait till the end of class to talk to the professor.

That's when I noticed the class consisted of only 1 student who seemed intent on what he was viewing. He was not even fully clothed! I got out of there as quickly as a could. Visibly shaken, I proceeded to vomit my gastrointestinal contents as soon as I got out of there. What a harrowing experience indeed. No one ever told me uni would be this traumatic.

 

[Schfifty Five]

All right all right, you knew this parody was coming so I might as well....

So I'm late for my class on interspecies relationships between capra aegagrus hircus and homosapien nooblarus nerdicans right and I'm rushing to get there on time. It's the first day and I don't want to be late. I finally get in the building when it occurs to me I forgot which room this damned class is in.

I figured at this point it's too late to go back and get the registration slip with the rom number on it so I just run into the first door to the right in the main hallway. I open the door quietly because I don't want to disturb the professor if he's in the middle of his lecture when I notice the room is dark.

I think great! He's presenting something with a projector, I can sneak in the dark, find a seat and no one will be any the wiser as to my tardiness.

That's when I looked up to the screen and was disturbed by what I saw. It was indeed some sort of documentary on interspecies relationships between capra aegagrus hircus and homosapiens. I was appalled. I wasn't sure when I signed up for the class if I could handle it, now I knew it wasn't for me. I knew right then and there I had to drop this class, but I decided to have a seat and at least wait till the end of class to talk to the professor.

That's when I noticed the class consisted of only 1 student who seemed intent on what he was viewing. He was not even fully clothed! I got out of there as quickly as a could. Visibly shaken, I proceeded to vomit my gastrointestinal contents as soon as I got out of there. What a harrowing experience indeed. No one ever told me uni would be this traumatic.

first day of class and the guy is studying for a final? parody fail.

 

[pontifex]

first day of class and the guy is studying for a final? parody fail.

i agree the parody is fail, just like every ATOT parody, but where do you see anything about a final?

 

[chalmers]

Hard to believe.

It's not even close, trust me.

 

[AceHoleGoober]

Jeebus...after reading I feel the strong need to get drunk and forget about the disgusting images that appeared in my mind...

 

[CurseTheSky]

So...

- Guy wants to study, but too tempted to screw off or easily distracted by other people
- Finds empty auditorium on school campus, complete with projector and sound
- Plays porn on projector, faps in supposed secrecy
- Someone comes into the room
- Humiliation ensues

Sounds like a complete dumbass to me. There's nothing wrong with masturbation, so long as it's done privately and with non-illegal material. This guy chose to do it in a public (though temporarily empty) place, and lo and behold, he got caught. I can see why he SAYS he has given up fapping, but not why his story should affect anyone else's decisions (aside from, perhaps, masturbation in a public area). Didn't Pee Wee Herman already teach everyone this lesson?

I was expecting the story to be something really gruesome about a condition that he developed from masturbating so much.

 

[IcePickFreak]

I don't understand the aristocrats joke...

That's kinda the point of it. The other point being..

You are a sick disgusting piece of ****.

 

[rudeguy]

if I wanted to read a thread from another forum, I would join that forum.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I don't understand the aristocrats joke...

The original point, in the vodvil era when it was created, was to make fun of the decadence of the aristocratic class and the tendency of those things that are supposedly aristocratic to be on a more refined level (which this isn't).

It is less effective in modernity due to a shift in the distribution of decadent levels of wealth and the supposed sophistication of the aristocratic class.


... Which is why the OP's thread on the other forum falls into the same category of joke that the aristocrats joke now does:

The enjoyment of getting shocked reactions from the listener... I was making a parody post intended to make fun of the OP's thread on the other forum, but with sufficient subtlety that the juicer would not catch on. Also I am surprised that there are people online that haven't heard this joke!

 

[thepd7]

So...

- Guy wants to study, but too tempted to screw off or easily distracted by other people
- Finds empty auditorium on school campus, complete with projector and sound
- Plays porn on projector, faps in supposed secrecy
- Someone comes into the room
- Humiliation ensues

Sounds like a complete dumbass to me. There's nothing wrong with masturbation, so long as it's done privately and with non-illegal material. This guy chose to do it in a public (though temporarily empty) place, and lo and behold, he got caught. I can see why he SAYS he has given up fapping, but not why his story should affect anyone else's decisions (aside from, perhaps, masturbation in a public area). Didn't Pee Wee Herman already teach everyone this lesson?

I was expecting the story to be something really gruesome about a condition that he developed from masturbating so much.

good summary, agreed all around

 

[shortylickens]

Shit thread. Too many useless pics and excessive words for a basic story.
Also, the guy is lying. He fapped once before he even wrote the story.

 

[JJChicken]

Beat me to it. Definitely shens.

Yup.

 

[Schfifty Five]

i agree the parody is fail, just like every ATOT parody, but where do you see anything about a final?

Beginning of the story. He has 2 finals.

Ok basically I have two finals tomorrow.