This is an interesting story.
What country do you come from that it takes 25 years to become an American citizen?
- I came here as a student when I was 17 (2001)
- After my bachelors, I continued into grad school. I wanted to do a PhD, but a company seduced me away. After spending a while in China, I came back here.
- They filed a employment based green card for me in 2009.
- Thanks to government errors, my application only made it through in 2011.
- This is where the problem is. Every applicant for permanent residency has to abide by a diversity rule, which means that no more than 7% of all green cards in a year can go to a person born in that country.
- I'm of Indian origin, and we're oversubscribed. So the wait time (non-linear - No one really knows how the government calculates this - is 6-7 years IF you have a grad degree.
- I won't go into the convoluted details of the exact process that a company needs to file an immigrant petition for someone. It'll ruin your faith in anything Government does, and I don't think you're ready for that yet.
- If you change jobs when this process is going on, you have to file an application all over again (you get to retain your original date, thankfully) Which I just did.
- Oh, did I mention that the actual application process takes a year if everything goes smoothly? If there are audits, it can take 3 years, in which time more hoops have to be jumped through.
- So doing the math, I'm thinking I'll get my green card in about 2017 or so, assuming everything goes OK.
- add five years for citizenship (2022)
Total time spent in the country ~ 23 years.
And I have to have a squeaky clean record the whole time. No minor arrests, prove that I don;t have any serious diseases, prove that I've been paying taxes, etc. I get to be quizzed every time i enter or exit the country and have to maintain a suitcase full of documents.
Contrast this:
- If I was from Pakistan, I would be a citizen by now. Or from Iran, North Korea, hell even Russia. Fuck, the Boston bombers got a green card before I did.
- If I had thrown away my student visa after I got here, I would have a unlimited employment authorization that I could use to freely change jobs without having to refile applications over and over again.
And guess whose problems get listened to? I mean, look at your post, you started with "interesting story" implying you don't really believe this could happen. Well you better believe this, because I'm living this life. But my story doesn't matter... the story of someone who stole in here and wants all the benefits while breaking all the rules makes it to NYTimes.
Thanks, liberals. Thanks a LOT. If I ever make it to citizenship, you'll know who I'm going to vote for... if the country isn't already fucked by then.