LMAO this reminds me of the time I was looking through some server event logs and found a group of printer messages from a help desk guy printing out pictures from an amateur porn site. Since there was a possibility that higher ups would want to see these event logs and the particular events they were interested in occured around that same time I called him up to warn him that there was a slight possibility they might see these entries and put 2+2 together. He sputtered and started making all sorts of lame excuses about someone having his password etc. and even ended up coming up to our office to personally make his case. I kept trying to tell him that I really didn't care what he was up to, that he might want to consider that government computers might not be the best avenue for his interests, and that I was really just giving him a heads up in case it hit the fan but he was so flustered and embarrassed I think it all went right over his head.