If aliens threatened to destroy Earth unless we fed them a human being...

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Dude, my hands are huuuge. They can touch anything but themselves! Oh, wait...
 

compuwiz1

Admin Emeritus Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: TheChort
would you feed them a hippie instead?

I am a hippy, damnit! Now you've gone too far!

Excuse me, but my mother is calling....I'll put her on speaker.

 

Zolty

Diamond Member
Feb 7, 2005
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my hands..... are so big... and they can touch anything they want except themselves.................... whoa
 

Raduque

Lifer
Aug 22, 2004
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138
106
I'd just let them take their pick of death row inmates or rap stars, depending on if they have a taste for bling or not.
 

TheChort

Diamond Member
May 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
You're one to talk Mr. "I'm my own grandpa!"

The President's choking on my gas bladder. I'm honored!

hahaha :laugh:
stuff like this makes my day at work
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
25,921
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We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day. For five days. Unless we see McNeal at 9PM tomorrow. 8 Central.
 

KeyserSoze

Diamond Member
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
You're one to talk Mr. "I'm my own grandpa!"

The President's choking on my gas bladder. I'm honored!

hahaha :laugh:
stuff like this makes my day at work


"Have you smelled Donkey Kong's Loin Cloth?"
"Yes"




KS
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
25,921
14
81
Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
You're one to talk Mr. "I'm my own grandpa!"

The President's choking on my gas bladder. I'm honored!

hahaha :laugh:
stuff like this makes my day at work


"Have you smelled Donkey Kong's Loin Cloth?"
"Yes"




KS
<increasing pitch>
Fork em over!
Fork em over!
Fork em over!
</increasing pitch>

For those of you who are COMPLETELY oblivious, the OP is the plot form the second half of the Futurama episode When Aliens Attack from season 2.

<-- Futurama Nerd.
 

randomint

Banned
Sep 16, 2006
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i'd feed them the entire bush administration, the neocons, the oil overlords followed by rappers and attention-whore wanna-be celebrities
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
31,053
321
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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
You're one to talk Mr. "I'm my own grandpa!"

The President's choking on my gas bladder. I'm honored!

hahaha :laugh:
stuff like this makes my day at work


"Have you smelled Donkey Kong's Loin Cloth?"
"Yes"




KS
<increasing pitch>
Fork em over!
Fork em over!
Fork em over!
</increasing pitch>

For those of you who are COMPLETELY oblivious, the OP is the plot form the second half of the Futurama episode When Aliens Attack from season 2.

<-- Futurama Nerd.


The Problem with Poplars
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
25,921
14
81
Originally posted by: Platypus
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: TheChort
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
You're one to talk Mr. "I'm my own grandpa!"

The President's choking on my gas bladder. I'm honored!

hahaha :laugh:
stuff like this makes my day at work


"Have you smelled Donkey Kong's Loin Cloth?"
"Yes"




KS
<increasing pitch>
Fork em over!
Fork em over!
Fork em over!
</increasing pitch>

For those of you who are COMPLETELY oblivious, the OP is the plot form the second half of the Futurama episode When Aliens Attack from season 2.

<-- Futurama Nerd.


The Problem with Poplars



You're right. It was....OMG I had the two Omicronian invasions confused.
 

sao123

Lifer
May 27, 2002
12,648
201
106
Futurama and all other Mature audience cartoons SUX ROYALE MONKEY SH1T...
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