If all the avatars got in a fight...

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: rasczak
first you need to sign a contract stating that if you get 1 bj, you become the student_female avatar's bitch for life. then you'll go through a rigorous obstacle course to determine if you are physically fit to handle it, then you'll be scheduled somewhere between august 12th 2055 and august 15th 2055. if you miss the appt there's a $500 service charge.

you work in health care, don't you?

nope, care to guess again? there's a $5 wrong answer fee if you miss it, and a $25 right answer fee for the correct answer.

 

[69Mach1]

Aliens will just wait it out in space until its all over then perform experiments on the survivors.

 

[Bryophyte]

Dragon will eat you all

 

[polarbear6]

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: rasczak
first you need to sign a contract stating that if you get 1 bj, you become the student_female avatar's bitch for life. then you'll go through a rigorous obstacle course to determine if you are physically fit to handle it, then you'll be scheduled somewhere between august 12th 2055 and august 15th 2055. if you miss the appt there's a $500 service charge.

you work in health care, don't you?

nope, care to guess again? there's a $5 wrong answer fee if you miss it, and a $25 right answer fee for the correct answer.

a washed up game show host ??

 

[marvdmartian]

Originally posted by: slugg
1. Who would win?

I'd have to say that the black man avatar would get whooped first, by all the racist non-black avatars. Unless, of course, Kanye West came into the forum and stated emphatically that the while the other avatars are all good, the black man avatar is the best one of the year.

 

[DesiPower]

boo dawg kik ass

 

[DesiPower]

Originally posted by: rasczak
first you need to sign a contract stating that if you get 1 bj, you become the student_female avatar's bitch for life. then you'll go through a rigorous obstacle course to determine if you are physically fit to handle it, then you'll be scheduled somewhere between august 12th 2055 and august 15th 2055. if you miss the appt there's a $500 service charge.

WOW that a serious contract to get into, can I get a free sample 1st?

(referring to the [bolds] above) I am almost certain it will be a quality BJ!!!

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: rasczak
first you need to sign a contract stating that if you get 1 bj, you become the student_female avatar's bitch for life. then you'll go through a rigorous obstacle course to determine if you are physically fit to handle it, then you'll be scheduled somewhere between august 12th 2055 and august 15th 2055. if you miss the appt there's a $500 service charge.

you work in health care, don't you?

nope, care to guess again? there's a $5 wrong answer fee if you miss it, and a $25 right answer fee for the correct answer.

well, you cant be a lawyer, as you would have charged a fee for telling us that we must sign a contract, and that if we fail at anything we must pay another fee...

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: MikeO
Let me know when you humans are done bitchslapping each other, I'll come and eat your souls! Except for the clowns, they taste funny :frown:

Ornaments Taste Good. No You Cant Have Any.

Funny, I always thought it looked like DA BOMB .

Well, that or a balloon :laugh:.

 

[Bu B3ar]

There is no b3ar avatar but it wouldn't fall into any of those categories anyway...

The platypus would be a strong 6 though.

 

[Bu B3ar]

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: polarbear6

Originally posted by: MAKENITO
Ornaments Are Pretty.

I thought it was a hot water bag or a douche bag or a wompy cushion. :laugh:

:Q

Its whatever I want it to be - And I say its an ornament damet:laugh:

looks like a Pomegranete (sp?) to me

 

[drum]

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

 

[Evadman]

Do not annoy a dragon for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

 

[AdamK47]

The blue easter island statue would win.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: drum
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

Yeah right. When push come to shove you split.

 

[daw123]

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
The Devil will eat everyone's souls!

+1

The Devil would win because:
1. He/she/it's immortal and possibly eternal
2. Inherently evil

 

[thomsbrain]

Look, morons.

Crab is gonna pinch off all your toes and you're gonna bleed to death. Then Crab is gonna sideways-walk his way back into the sea and you're never gonna see Crab again. You're fucked.

Crab>*

 

[daw123]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Look, morons.

Crab is gonna pinch off all your toes and you're gonna bleed to death. Then Crab is gonna sideways-walk his way back into the sea and you're never gonna see Crab again. You're fucked.

Crab>*

Yum, crab meat. Roast quite nicely on the end of the Devil's pitch fork over the fires of hell.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: BeauJangles
Can we all agree that the Black Man avatar wouldn't win for more reasons than are worth enumerating?

RACIST!!!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Mine. Radiation would eventually kill off everybody, and those who survive would probably need braces, then die later on anyway.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
Mine. Radiation would eventually kill off everybody, and those who survive would probably need braces, then die later on anyway.

Spontaneous decay and emission is just a fancy term for incontinence.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: nobody554
I'm pretty sure I'd be considered extremely racist if I tried to answer those questions.

i've seen this movie. the black guy dies first.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott
Pretty sure my Silverback would own. Think King Kong on crack.

*Throws A Banana - and then sits back and watches King Kong Run*

*shatters makenito's ornament on the way*

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Look, morons.

Crab is gonna pinch off all your toes and you're gonna bleed to death. Then Crab is gonna sideways-walk his way back into the sea and you're never gonna see Crab again. You're fucked.

Crab>*

Uh... yeah.

/stomp *crunch*

 

[MAKENITO]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: MikeO
Let me know when you humans are done bitchslapping each other, I'll come and eat your souls! Except for the clowns, they taste funny :frown:

Ornaments Taste Good. No You Cant Have Any.

Funny, I always thought it looked like DA BOMB .

Well, that or a balloon :laugh:.

Sorry IB - Im Too Hot To Touch..

Hmmm... Touch Me.. I Feel Like Some Fried Chicken Tonight