If all the avatars got in a fight...

[MAKENITO]

Originally posted by: polarbear6

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: polarbear6

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: polarbear6

Originally posted by: MAKENITO
Ornaments Are Pretty.

I thought it was a hot water bag or a douche bag or a wompy cushion. :laugh:

:Q

Its whatever I want it to be - And I say its a douche bag:laugh:

There fixed.

Silly Games. You know an ornament would mop the floor with your ribbon:evil:

Wait am changing it to the Asian man avatar I never liked the god damn ribbon anyways.

And btw ribbons are given to people with skills ..

Traitor to your kind. I would betray the Ribbon to. You Know You Want To Become An Ornament

By The Way - Ribbons Are What Little Girls Use To Tie Their Hair

 

[MAKENITO]

Originally posted by: Bu B3ar

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: polarbear6

Originally posted by: MAKENITO
Ornaments Are Pretty.

I thought it was a hot water bag or a douche bag or a wompy cushion. :laugh:

:Q

Its whatever I want it to be - And I say its an ornament damet:laugh:

looks like a Pomegranete (sp?) to me

Spelling? I dont even know what word you mean

 

[MAKENITO]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott
Pretty sure my Silverback would own. Think King Kong on crack.

*Throws A Banana - and then sits back and watches King Kong Run*

*shatters makenito's ornament on the way*

*Ornament shatters.. get imbeded in King Kongs foot.. King Kong falls to the ground... Wound is infected... RIP King Kong

*

... Victory Awarded to The Ornament (who has miraculously survived, and goes forth to save the day again)

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott
Pretty sure my Silverback would own. Think King Kong on crack.

*Throws A Banana - and then sits back and watches King Kong Run*

*shatters makenito's ornament on the way*

*Ornament shatters.. get imbeded in King Kongs foot.. King Kong falls to the ground... Wound is infected... RIP King Kong

*

... Victory Awarded to The Ornament (who has miraculously survived, and goes forth to save the day again)

Oh pfffft. Have you ever seen the bottom of a gorilla's foot? We pad around jungles filled with sharp venomous things all day. Assuming you even penetrate the sole, What are you made of? Lead?

And remember Humpty Dumpty, If I'm going down, so are you.

Oh, and anyone who makes a good flash animation of this thread to this will get $5 paypall from me.

 

[MAKENITO]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott
Pretty sure my Silverback would own. Think King Kong on crack.

*Throws A Banana - and then sits back and watches King Kong Run*

*shatters makenito's ornament on the way*

*Ornament shatters.. get imbeded in King Kongs foot.. King Kong falls to the ground... Wound is infected... RIP King Kong

*

... Victory Awarded to The Ornament (who has miraculously survived, and goes forth to save the day again)

Oh pfffft. Have you ever seen the bottom of a gorilla's foot? We pad around jungles filled with sharp venomous things all day. Assuming you even penetrate the sole, What are you made of? Lead?

And remember Humpty Dumpty, If I'm going down, so are you.

Oh, and anyone who makes a good flash animation of this thread to this will get $5 paypall from me.

Hey ! You Have Already Been 'RIP'd. You only get to come back from RIP land when I say.. And Ill have you know - My ornament is uber strong and sharp.. its like made out of diamond. Really.

Nah you humpty dumpty hahahaha IM AN ORNAMENT NOT AN EGG! AND IM MADE OF DIAMOND. You could drop me a million times, and I wouldnt break.

King Kong now Officially out of the running:laugh:

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott
Pretty sure my Silverback would own. Think King Kong on crack.

*Throws A Banana - and then sits back and watches King Kong Run*

*shatters makenito's ornament on the way*

*Ornament shatters.. get imbeded in King Kongs foot.. King Kong falls to the ground... Wound is infected... RIP King Kong

*

... Victory Awarded to The Ornament (who has miraculously survived, and goes forth to save the day again)

Oh pfffft. Have you ever seen the bottom of a gorilla's foot? We pad around jungles filled with sharp venomous things all day. Assuming you even penetrate the sole, What are you made of? Lead?

And remember Humpty Dumpty, If I'm going down, so are you.

Oh, and anyone who makes a good flash animation of this thread to this will get $5 paypall from me.

Hey ! You Have Already Been 'RIP'd. You only get to come back from RIP land when I say.. And Ill have you know - My ornament is uber strong and sharp.. its like made out of diamond. Really.

Nah you humpty dumpty hahahaha IM AN ORNAMENT NOT AN EGG! AND IM MADE OF DIAMOND. You could drop me a million times, and I wouldnt break.

King Kong now Officially out of the running:laugh:

Well if you're made of diamond than I wouldn't have been able to smash you... with my foot. So I'll just let you sit there nicely embedded in the ground while I go find a 747 sized rock to throw...

King King RIP'd by a fucking Christmas Ornament my ass.

Edit: Oh, and thanks for the foot massage.

 

[MAKENITO]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott
Pretty sure my Silverback would own. Think King Kong on crack.

*Throws A Banana - and then sits back and watches King Kong Run*

*shatters makenito's ornament on the way*

*Ornament shatters.. get imbeded in King Kongs foot.. King Kong falls to the ground... Wound is infected... RIP King Kong

*

... Victory Awarded to The Ornament (who has miraculously survived, and goes forth to save the day again)

Oh pfffft. Have you ever seen the bottom of a gorilla's foot? We pad around jungles filled with sharp venomous things all day. Assuming you even penetrate the sole, What are you made of? Lead?

And remember Humpty Dumpty, If I'm going down, so are you.

Oh, and anyone who makes a good flash animation of this thread to this will get $5 paypall from me.

Hey ! You Have Already Been 'RIP'd. You only get to come back from RIP land when I say.. And Ill have you know - My ornament is uber strong and sharp.. its like made out of diamond. Really.

Nah you humpty dumpty hahahaha IM AN ORNAMENT NOT AN EGG! AND IM MADE OF DIAMOND. You could drop me a million times, and I wouldnt break.

King Kong now Officially out of the running:laugh:

Well if you're made of diamond than I wouldn't have been able to smash you... with my foot. So I'll just let you sit there nicely embedded in the ground while I go find a 747 sized rock to throw...

King King RIP'd by a fucking Christmas Ornament my ass.

Edit: Oh, and thanks for the foot massage.

:laugh: (Hahahahah shush you).

*rethinks scenario:Edits*

The ground is concrete, the top of my ornament has a trapdoor that allows it to become a blade - King Kong Stepped me, as a defence mechanism my head opened and sliced down his massive rough and dry foot. Now he is screaming like a banshee and and clutching his foot.. which drips blood.. All sit back and watch the show

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

The crow would peck your eyes out. Omen style.

 

[thecrecarc]

Um, We'd just bribe everyone and win. Duh.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott
Pretty sure my Silverback would own. Think King Kong on crack.

*Throws A Banana - and then sits back and watches King Kong Run*

*shatters makenito's ornament on the way*

*Ornament shatters.. get imbeded in King Kongs foot.. King Kong falls to the ground... Wound is infected... RIP King Kong

*

... Victory Awarded to The Ornament (who has miraculously survived, and goes forth to save the day again)

Oh pfffft. Have you ever seen the bottom of a gorilla's foot? We pad around jungles filled with sharp venomous things all day. Assuming you even penetrate the sole, What are you made of? Lead?

And remember Humpty Dumpty, If I'm going down, so are you.

Oh, and anyone who makes a good flash animation of this thread to this will get $5 paypall from me.

Hey ! You Have Already Been 'RIP'd. You only get to come back from RIP land when I say.. And Ill have you know - My ornament is uber strong and sharp.. its like made out of diamond. Really.

Nah you humpty dumpty hahahaha IM AN ORNAMENT NOT AN EGG! AND IM MADE OF DIAMOND. You could drop me a million times, and I wouldnt break.

King Kong now Officially out of the running:laugh:

Well if you're made of diamond than I wouldn't have been able to smash you... with my foot. So I'll just let you sit there nicely embedded in the ground while I go find a 747 sized rock to throw...

King King RIP'd by a fucking Christmas Ornament my ass.

Edit: Oh, and thanks for the foot massage.

:laugh: (Hahahahah shush you).

*rethinks scenario:Edits*

The ground is concrete, the top of my ornament has a trapdoor that allows it to become a blade - King Kong Stepped me, as a defence mechanism my head opened and sliced down his massive rough and dry foot. Now he is screaming like a banshee and and clutching his foot.. which drips blood.. All sit back and watch the show

With a rush that could flood the colliseum with adrenaline, King Kong slowly rises and, using a several foot thick clump of branches as a glove, picks up the accursed orb and throws it out to sea, where it sank to the lowest depths of the ocean. It remains there to this day, stabbing any hapless giant squids that come upon it, and is widely considered responsible for the sheer numbers of dead giant squid washing up on local beaches. Along with the occasional sperm whale.

In the meantime, King Kong cleaned his wound, and with the "help" of the computer avatar browsed webMD to figure out what to do next. With the help of the peace loving hippie avatar, the wound was sterilized, stitched, and bound in trees who's leaves are known for their medicinal properties. He then continued on his quest to Nigeria, in order rescue the blonde avatar from the clutches of the ever elusive Black Man avatar; curse those Nigerian penis pills! Mystery, intrigue, interracial sex and underwater bestiality, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days; Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.


HA!

 

[Lurknomore]

Due to a traditional preference for asian male avatars over asian female avatars, there is now a 40 million+ surplus of us. Idle and frustrated, with no chance to get happy with a female avatar, we are a ticking time bomb. We will take over ATOT!

Only thing stopping us is the computer and pencil/ruler avatars- they somehow divert our attention.

 

[BUTCH1]

Sooner or later I'm gonna eat you, then I win..

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: MikeO
Let me know when you humans are done bitchslapping each other, I'll come and eat your souls! Except for the clowns, they taste funny :frown:

Ornaments Taste Good. No You Cant Have Any.

Funny, I always thought it looked like DA BOMB .

Well, that or a balloon :laugh:.

Sorry IB - Im Too Hot To Touch..

Hmmm... Touch Me.. I Feel Like Some Fried Chicken Tonight

*Touches MAKENITO's balloon(s)*

"They feel like...like...bags of sand ."

 

[MAKENITO]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: MAKENITO

Originally posted by: irishScott
Pretty sure my Silverback would own. Think King Kong on crack.

*Throws A Banana - and then sits back and watches King Kong Run*

*shatters makenito's ornament on the way*

*Ornament shatters.. get imbeded in King Kongs foot.. King Kong falls to the ground... Wound is infected... RIP King Kong

*

... Victory Awarded to The Ornament (who has miraculously survived, and goes forth to save the day again)

Oh pfffft. Have you ever seen the bottom of a gorilla's foot? We pad around jungles filled with sharp venomous things all day. Assuming you even penetrate the sole, What are you made of? Lead?

And remember Humpty Dumpty, If I'm going down, so are you.

Oh, and anyone who makes a good flash animation of this thread to this will get $5 paypall from me.

Hey ! You Have Already Been 'RIP'd. You only get to come back from RIP land when I say.. And Ill have you know - My ornament is uber strong and sharp.. its like made out of diamond. Really.

Nah you humpty dumpty hahahaha IM AN ORNAMENT NOT AN EGG! AND IM MADE OF DIAMOND. You could drop me a million times, and I wouldnt break.

King Kong now Officially out of the running:laugh:

Well if you're made of diamond than I wouldn't have been able to smash you... with my foot. So I'll just let you sit there nicely embedded in the ground while I go find a 747 sized rock to throw...

King King RIP'd by a fucking Christmas Ornament my ass.

Edit: Oh, and thanks for the foot massage.

:laugh: (Hahahahah shush you).

*rethinks scenario:Edits*

The ground is concrete, the top of my ornament has a trapdoor that allows it to become a blade - King Kong Stepped me, as a defence mechanism my head opened and sliced down his massive rough and dry foot. Now he is screaming like a banshee and and clutching his foot.. which drips blood.. All sit back and watch the show

With a rush that could flood the colliseum with adrenaline, King Kong slowly rises and, using a several foot thick clump of branches as a glove, picks up the accursed orb and throws it out to sea, where it sank to the lowest depths of the ocean. It remains there to this day, stabbing any hapless giant squids that come upon it, and is widely considered responsible for the sheer numbers of dead giant squid washing up on local beaches. Along with the occasional sperm whale.

In the meantime, King Kong cleaned his wound, and with the "help" of the computer avatar browsed webMD to figure out what to do next. With the help of the peace loving hippie avatar, the wound was sterilized, stitched, and bound in trees who's leaves are known for their medicinal properties. He then continued on his quest to Nigeria, in order rescue the blonde avatar from the clutches of the ever elusive Black Man avatar; curse those Nigerian penis pills! Mystery, intrigue, interracial sex and underwater bestiality, this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days; Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.


HA!

Ornament went flying - *weeeeeeeeeeeeeee* straight into the sea, where she fought all the underwater seamonsters - It was easy. She drifted through the rivers, seas, lakes, bathtubs - she finally landed on a tropical island in the middle of nowhere.. there she met the BlackMan Avatar - 'wassuuup shawwwtyyyy.. wanna come to ma crib baby" they greeted her in their native language - their beautiful dark skin glistening with sweat in the sun - and Oooo that voice *shudders with ectasy*.. The beautiful men pick her up and place her on a throne.. where they serenade her with the tunes of Boys 2 Men..

Only to have their island invaded by AngryMan Avatars who wanted to kidnap Her Royal Perfect Beautifulness (me me me).. The BlackMen put up a fight, but soon gave up when the AngryMen turned into ScareyGreenFaced Monster Avatars - And so off went the BlackMen in search of the Blonde and SchoolGirl Avatars they had seen via a vision from the islands Witchdoctor.

Meanwhile, the Ornament is still in the clutches of the Evil ScareyGreenFaceMan - who threaten to take her, cut her, and make her into pretty diamond diamondrings (yes, these evil men have a pretty jewellery fetish).. if she doesnt do something miraculous. She opens her head and shows them her pretty blade - They are in awe of her beauty.. but it is not enough.. So she makes the blade spin - like the top bit on a hellicopter and she starts to elevate off the ground.. til she is in the sky. They are impressed, but still, this is not enough. So she tells them that she can cook them a fantastic meal - in 5 minutes - They straight up dont believe her. So she takes flight again.. and just happens to come across a little birdy, he says his name is IB and instead of trying to romance her.. he tries to 'three finger her"with his disgusting wrinkly, clawey, three fingered hands (theyre his 'stroong hands' *Scarey Movies - geddit??*), whilst mocking her by calling her a 'sand bag'. She lets him touch her.. and instantly (with no time for a Squawk from him) he is miraculously turned into a white and red bucket, with the letters KFC labelled clearly on the front. The evilMonsters are indeed impressed - and love the aroma that is coming from the bucket and swirling up their large, wierd looking nostrils - so while they devour the contents of the bucket, Her Precious Self escapes..

..during her journeys, she meets the Book Avatar who introduces her to the CandyCane avatar. It is through the fantastic CandyCane that she meets Santa Clause - who gives her a ride on his sled all the way to Nigeria where she watches King Kong..

He is looking a little down.. She smirks to herself.. Poor Little Monkey must have figured out that my blade is dipped in an untraceable poison. One that causes impotency.

But She Leaves him some unripe bananas to play with - and eat later on, thus saving the day. Again.

All Hail Moi

*HA Yourself hahahaha*