IF each US state became a country. (W/ ZE BIG POLL!)

[IanthePez]

I can't believe the right answer hasn't been said yet....

NEVADA!!

The alien ships shall conquer all, it's almost cheating it's so easy!

 

[Kyteland]

North Dakota has a huge stockpile of nukes. In an all-out war they would probably "win" that one.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: IanthePez
I can't believe the right answer hasn't been said yet....

NEVADA!!

The alien ships shall conquer all, it's almost cheating it's so easy!

All of the prostitutes could spread AIDS to the other countries as well. Victory for Nevada!

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: IanthePez
I can't believe the right answer hasn't been said yet....

NEVADA!!

The alien ships shall conquer all, it's almost cheating it's so easy!

All of the prostitutes could spread AIDS to the other countries as well. Victory for Nevada!

Wouldn't they be shot down?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
All of the prostitutes could spread AIDS to the other countries as well. Victory for Nevada!

Biological warfare?

 

[LED]

This is my final offer.
$100 to the first person to figure it out.

Dunno Kyteland but your sig is easy so Paypal me..It comes from you and yours

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Wouldn't they be shot down?

The UFOs or the hookers?

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

The weak gun laws and all that crap would block all of the other countries, because they would be too afraid to start anything rash. Texas would just have fun...

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Wouldn't they be shot down?

The UFOs or the hookers?

Both. lol.

Area-51... Owe's me $3.50.

 

[her209]

Again, I state California because we have the hot women with fake boobs as distraction while we sneak in behind you.

 

[LED]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: IanthePez
I can't believe the right answer hasn't been said yet....

NEVADA!!

The alien ships shall conquer all, it's almost cheating it's so easy!

All of the prostitutes could spread AIDS to the other countries as well. Victory for Nevada!

Gert 1 grip HBboy as legal prossie's get health checks...walker don't and there's more in NY...lets not flubbish this humorus thread to this :disgust:

 

[Proletariat]

Eventually the Northeastern states and West coast states would unite.

Texas may have more guns, but wisdom, patience and virtue would win out.

New York + Cali is a killer combination.

 

[ruffilb]

Virginia would win... we could crush DC fast enough to get our hands on the nukes, but aren't a total pushover like MD.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: tasburrfoot78362
The weak gun laws and all that crap would block all of the other countries, because they would be too afraid to start anything rash. Texas would just have fun...

IIRC, Idaho and Wyoming have the least gun laws.

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Both. lol.

Area-51... Owe's me $3.50.

Nah, the UFOs have invisible shielding. And no one would dare shoot a hooker, instead they'd be beaten and stuffed into the trunk of the nearest car.

 

[ruffilb]

btw this needs a poll, fool.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: LED
Gert 1 grip HBboy as legal prossie's get health checks...walker don't and there's more in NY...lets not flubbish this humorus thread to this :disgust:

Who says they're all legal?

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Eventually the Northeastern states and West coast states would unite.

Texas may have more guns, but wisdom, patience and virtue would win out.

New York + Cali is a killer combination.

He said all out war, no alliances allowed.

 

[LED]

LMAO...grind it up HB ...Boy

 

[Jon855]

I would say Oregon [I'm born and raised there] and am a redneck... Don't believe me? Check out this ... My GUNS

 

[LED]

Originally posted by: Jon855
I would say Oregon [I'm born and raised there] and am a redneck... Don't believe me? Check out this ... My GUNS

LMAO...Rednecks originated in the Midwest and your Minor guns show no Dynomite or explosives made from stills n alcohol...you rookie ;0

 

[Pocatello]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
What, exactly, would Californians do? Whine the other states into submission? Hippies don't fight!

Cut off all porn, movies, implants, and food to the other states.

We surrender, just keep the pr0n supply flowing, the world needs you.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: ruffilb
btw this needs a poll, fool.

I'm too lazy to make a 51 choice poll.

 

[TBone48]

I say it would come down to Texas vs Idaho, with Idaho taking it all. They've got all the white supremacists and survivalists out there training for this kind of scenario right now!

 

[BrokenVisage]

OP should have taken the time to make a poll, atleast of the bigger states, eg. No Rhode Island or Vemont.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
OP should have taken the time to make a poll, atleast of the bigger states, eg. No Rhode Island or Vemont.

Ok there. omfg.

 

[Gibson486]

MA....MIT would find some new technology to kill everyone while harvard kids bore evreyone to death...