If I pulled a big black rubber dildo with leather strap on you in a case of road rage

[BoomerD]

That would most likely result in me laughing hysterically. So you'd either join in laughing with me or beat me senseless as I'm laughing too hard to do anything else.

This...the OP wouldn't even have to hit me...I'd be on the ground, laughing uncontrollably.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The dildo would have to be black... a white dildo would just make you look gay.

A white or yellow dildo would actually be much more scary imo, because you could see streaks of dried bodily fluids and resins encrusted on them. A black dildo wouldn't look as diseased.

 

[BladeVenom]

The average NYC'er doesn't own a gun.

But the violent criminals do.

 

[1sikbITCH]

Would you fight me? I'm trying to convince someone that no one would EVER mess with me if I came out of my car with a huge black rubber dildo strapped to my wrist if someone messed with me. Not a single person.

The best part is if I am ever stopped by the NYPD and they find it in the car, they can't really say that I have a weapon. I'll just tell them it's for my own personal use or something.

Does Amazon sell huge black rubber dildos with leather straps?

And added bonus in NYC you have equal chance of getting a date that way too!

 

[amdhunter]

And added bonus in NYC you have equal chance of getting a date that way too!

looool, probably.

 

[Jeeebus]

Err it would need to be a white dildo... need some contrast as amdhunter is walking up to me. Otherwise, I just see a big dark Indian, regardless of what he is holding in his hand.

 

[waggy]

i'm not sure what i would do if you pulled that on me.

but if i seen you pull that on someone else i would be laughing my ass off. even worse as you kick his ass or you get yours kicked. it would just be fucking funny

 

[UncleWai]

I will use my giant fleshlight to intercept your black dildo strike.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You know, if you pull a knife on somebody that thinks they're a tough guy they're going to threaten to shove it up your ass. I wonder what they would threaten to do with a dildo.

 

[darkxshade]

Why strap it on your wrist? You should just strap it to your crotch.

 

[brainhulk]

I'd play Michael Jackson music and put up a fake tree. You would then go uncontrollably into a dance routine around the tree

 

[Sixguns]

I will use my giant fleshlight to intercept your black dildo strike.

And we have a winner

 

[Brovane]

I would thinking depending on the area of NYC you are in that it could get you in trouble. You come out with a Dildo in Chelsea that could be seen as a invitation that you are available.....:thumbsup: