If I pulled a big black rubber dildo with leather strap on you in a case of road rage

[amdhunter]

Would you fight me? I'm trying to convince someone that no one would EVER mess with me if I came out of my car with a huge black rubber dildo strapped to my wrist if someone messed with me. Not a single person.

The best part is if I am ever stopped by the NYPD and they find it in the car, they can't really say that I have a weapon. I'll just tell them it's for my own personal use or something.

Does Amazon sell huge black rubber dildos with leather straps?

 

[vi edit]

Sounds like a good way to get shot by a person even crazier than you.

 

[leper84]

Good thing you don't live in Texas OP.

 

[amdhunter]

Sounds like a good way to get shot by a person even crazier than you.

The average NYC'er doesn't own a gun.

 

[SandEagle]

i'd fight you. then after i've won i'd have you arrested for sexual assault

 

[amdhunter]

i'd fight you. then after i've won i'd have you arrested for sexual assault

LOOOOL, I wonder if that would actually happen.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'd fight you with my ass.

 

[SunnyD]

I'd fight you with my ass.

You know how I know you're gay...?

 

[amdhunter]

Oh Christ. I searched for Dildo on Amazon while logged in. I can't wait for my next "recommended for you" email from them.

 

[Imp]

I'd be afraid of the AIDs or da herp than being hurt physically...

Oh Christ. I searched for Dildo on Amazon while logged in. I can't wait for my next "recommended for you" email from them.

Don't worry. Google/Adwords will remember that for you anyways.

 

[Iron Woode]

I'll fuck you up with your own dildo.

yeah.

 

[OCGuy]

Don't threaten me with a good time.


Anyway, this thread is racist. Are you saying a white or yellow dildo would not have the same effect?

 

[amdhunter]

I'll fuck you up with your own dildo.

yeah.

That's what the straps for. So you can't easily rip it from my hand. Maybe I'll rub lube on it for effect.

Once you touch a lubey dildo, you'd probably quickly stop your advances to grab it.
I'd really wonder how you'd get a good grip on it anyway.

 

[DAGTA]

That would most likely result in me laughing hysterically. So you'd either join in laughing with me or beat me senseless as I'm laughing too hard to do anything else.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The dildo would have to be black... a white dildo would just make you look gay.

 

[bigrash]

Don't threaten me with a good time.


Anyway, this thread is racist. Are you saying a white or yellow dildo would not have the same effect?

No a normal person would laugh at a yellow dildo.

 

[dougp]

No a normal person would laugh at a yellow dildo.

Yah, it'd be the size of your little toe.


I mean, would that intimidate you?

 

[CallMeJoe]

Methinks you overestimate the intimidation factor of your toy.

Besides, you'd look pretty silly bent over backward with that dildo stuffed up your own ass.

 

[OCGuy]

I'm curious as to why you are so specific of the dildo in your OP. Not only does it need to be "Black", but it has to have a strap, of which is made of leather. It also must be rubber, and around your wrist.

OP, do you believe that if any of these presented variables changed, the situation would be different?

 

[videogames101]

i'd walk away, efff that

 

[schneiderguy]

Would you fight me? I'm trying to convince someone that no one would EVER mess with me if I came out of my car with a huge black rubber dildo strapped to my wrist if someone messed with me. Not a single person.

The best part is if I am ever stopped by the NYPD and they find it in the car, they can't really say that I have a weapon. I'll just tell them it's for my own personal use or something.

Does Amazon sell huge black rubber dildos with leather straps?

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Good shoot since you're threatening me with a deadly weapon.

 

[amdhunter]

I'm curious as to why you are so specific of the dildo in your OP. Not only does it need to be "Black", but it has to have a strap, of which is made of leather. It also must be rubber, and around your wrist.

OP, do you believe that if any of these presented variables changed, the situation would be different?

Black because it's intimidating.
Leather strap so I can secure it around my waist and prevent you from taking it from me.
Rubber so it can flop around a bit so you know I am not playing around.

 

[amdhunter]

i'd walk away, efff that

Thank You, that's all I was waiting to hear...lol

 

[Howard]

i'd walk away, efff that

Do you walk away before or after effing that?

 

[OCGuy]

i'd limp away, efff that

FTFY