If I were an animal, I'd be...

[ltk007]

A butterfly, because no one ever suspects the butterfly.

 

[convex]

pelican, yeah...pelican

 

[chipbgt]

a troll

 

[dennilfloss]

A Russian Blue cat, of course.

Lay Your Hands On Me (Thompson Twins)

 

[Farbio]

a platypus....because god obviously has a sense of humor

 

[XyShel]

"butterfly"--didn't homer say that?
well i would be a ummm good ole hippo.
they so cute. nice, short, and fat...what more can i want.
<<ahh hippos>>

 

[ltk007]

XyShel-

it was bart

 

[Francodman]

I'd be a human...oh wait!

 

[compuwiz1]

A voyueristic fly on the wall.

 

[Ulfwald]

A dog,

don't ask why, just accept it

 

[compuwiz1]

ulfwald, that's disgusting. Kind of along the lines of....why do dogs lick themselves there? Because they can, that's why.

 

[Sacotool]

a bumble bee

 

[zedos]

Snake...born in the year of the snake.

 

[JoeKing]

A giraffe,
Because they have long thingy's

 

[Aquaman]

Gotta be a 'Monkey'

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Wellfire]

I would be a 25 lb Maine my excellent compatriot Cat. Dogs have owners. Cats have STAFF.

 

[MrsSkywalker]

I'd be a siberian tiger...that way I wouldn't have to answer to anyone!

 

[Prodigy^]

dog I think.....must be quite a cool life if you've got good people to take care of you

 

[purplehayes]

A pig, because pigs make the best bacon.

MMMMM!!

PH

 

[Dritzen]

I'd be a Panda. That would kick ass. I'd be in a circus and stuff.

 

[Locutus of Board]

An albatross. I'd find the people from this forum that pissed my off and launch a giant poop on them.

 

[HorB]

a duck.

 

[AaronP]

a titmouse

 

[Wangel]

A Cow.

Isn't that what womens bicycle seats are made out of?

 

[Yeeny]

I would be a seahorse, that way my hubby could have carried the kids, instead of me. Now that's a good idea.