Originally posted by: dudeman007
Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I really, really like this video for a reason that most of the AT population won't understand.
/note: Wisdom follows
This video is the physical manifestation of what happens when the 20-something internet generation realizes that the world that they created has gone to total shit.
Sure; you have a degree in computer science/accounting/mathematical socio-engineering/whatthefuckever. Congratulations. Would you like to wipe my ass with your degree?
Perhaps you should wipe YOUR OWN ASS. You thought you were cool, right? You were p0wning and firsting and "OMG I h@x0r3d your @ss!" all over the place.
But now you all work for A Really Big Company. With YOUR PEERS. And now you realize that none of you know or understand how to actually function in the real world. OMGHi2U!!! :roll:
Welcome to the Real World, people. The internet is a research and entertainment tool, not a way of life. If you want to see a real tool, check out the mirror.
/finger
Dude nobody cares about your canoe.
pwned!
I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: dudeman007
Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I really, really like this video for a reason that most of the AT population won't understand.
/note: Wisdom follows
This video is the physical manifestation of what happens when the 20-something internet generation realizes that the world that they created has gone to total shit.
Sure; you have a degree in computer science/accounting/mathematical socio-engineering/whatthefuckever. Congratulations. Would you like to wipe my ass with your degree?
Perhaps you should wipe YOUR OWN ASS. You thought you were cool, right? You were p0wning and firsting and "OMG I h@x0r3d your @ss!" all over the place.
But now you all work for A Really Big Company. With YOUR PEERS. And now you realize that none of you know or understand how to actually function in the real world. OMGHi2U!!! :roll:
Welcome to the Real World, people. The internet is a research and entertainment tool, not a way of life. If you want to see a real tool, check out the mirror.
/finger
Dude nobody cares about your canoe.
pwned!
I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Do you know what "You're a retard means?"
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I really, really like this video for a reason that most of the AT population won't understand.
/note: Wisdom follows
This video is the physical manifestation of what happens when the 20-something internet generation realizes that the world that they created has gone to total shit.
Sure; you have a degree in computer science/accounting/mathematical socio-engineering/whatthefuckever. Congratulations. Would you like to wipe my ass with your degree?
Perhaps you should wipe YOUR OWN ASS. You thought you were cool, right? You were p0wning and firsting and "OMG I h@x0r3d your @ss!" all over the place.
But now you all work for A Really Big Company. With YOUR PEERS. And now you realize that none of you know or understand how to actually function in the real world. OMGHi2U!!! :roll:
Welcome to the Real World, people. The internet is a research and entertainment tool, not a way of life. If you want to see a real tool, check out the mirror.
/finger
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I really, really like this video for a reason that most of the AT population won't understand.
/note: Wisdom follows
This video is the physical manifestation of what happens when the 20-something internet generation realizes that the world that they created has gone to total shit.
Sure; you have a degree in computer science/accounting/mathematical socio-engineering/whatthefuckever. Congratulations. Would you like to wipe my ass with your degree?
Perhaps you should wipe YOUR OWN ASS. You thought you were cool, right? You were p0wning and firsting and "OMG I h@x0r3d your @ss!" all over the place.
But now you all work for A Really Big Company. With YOUR PEERS. And now you realize that none of you know or understand how to actually function in the real world. OMGHi2U!!! :roll:
Welcome to the Real World, people. The internet is a research and entertainment tool, not a way of life. If you want to see a real tool, check out the mirror.
/finger
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I really, really like this video for a reason that most of the AT population won't understand.
/note: Wisdom follows
This video is the physical manifestation of what happens when the 20-something internet generation realizes that the world that they created has gone to total shit.
Sure; you have a degree in computer science/accounting/mathematical socio-engineering/whatthefuckever. Congratulations. Would you like to wipe my ass with your degree?
Perhaps you should wipe YOUR OWN ASS. You thought you were cool, right? You were p0wning and firsting and "OMG I h@x0r3d your @ss!" all over the place.
But now you all work for A Really Big Company. With YOUR PEERS. And now you realize that none of you know or understand how to actually function in the real world. OMGHi2U!!! :roll:
Welcome to the Real World, people. The internet is a research and entertainment tool, not a way of life. If you want to see a real tool, check out the mirror.
/finger
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I really, really like this video for a reason that most of the AT population won't understand.
/note: Wisdom follows
This video is the physical manifestation of what happens when the 20-something internet generation realizes that the world that they created has gone to total shit.
Sure; you have a degree in computer science/accounting/mathematical socio-engineering/whatthefuckever. Congratulations. Would you like to wipe my ass with your degree?
Perhaps you should wipe YOUR OWN ASS. You thought you were cool, right? You were p0wning and firsting and "OMG I h@x0r3d your @ss!" all over the place.
But now you all work for A Really Big Company. With YOUR PEERS. And now you realize that none of you know or understand how to actually function in the real world. OMGHi2U!!! :roll:
Welcome to the Real World, people. The internet is a research and entertainment tool, not a way of life. If you want to see a real tool, check out the mirror.
/finger
Originally posted by: tranceport
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Know what's interesting? Every "younger generation" thinks they know more than those even 10 years older than they.
That statement is retroactive to include ME, circa 1985. Educated, idealistic and enthusiastic counts for bupkus in the real world. A degree in Communications, the desire to better the world thru your own unique gifts and the desire to make it happen will get you nowhere in corporate America...so I found out. But WTF? I have a degree!@! I'm way smart and cool and know everyfuckingthingthereistoknow...so why isn't the Treasure Chest Of Gold and the Room Of Virgins open to me?
Well..
The terms "company man", "dedicated" and "tireless" are what got me by after quite a few failures in the real world. Yeah, you have a few victories in the conference room; your plan for dealing with the power outage AND the UPS rebuild (which somehow happened to be scheduled for the exact same 5-hour period) went off w/o a hitch. But yet...that doesn't count. You must get over yourself and realize that competence and reputation are what matters. And they aren't built in a day or week. Much like Rome wasn't. <--had to throw the Rome reference in there.
I love schooling you youngsters...I really feel like I'm making a difference. Sure; the total kilocalories of anger you direct towards me could power a medium-sized city for 53 hours; but if I got you to think, then my job is done.
We might be brothers...
edit: and the video was funny...