If skills could be passed on via sex, who would you want to bone?

[Cerpin Taxt]

It get's pretty boring up in Athol during the winter, I suppose.

 

[Belegost]

I'd be down at the international student center for the local university banging the foreign college girls to get fluency in their native language.

In return they would get my English skills (perfect verbal and 5.5 written on the GRE) and PhD in EE level skill in math, science, and coding.

I figure in six months I would be able to travel nearly everywhere. =)

Then I would hit up the art/music dept. I've always wanted to paint and play viola.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Amal Ramzi Clooney

 

[dust]

Natalie Portman speaks five languages.

Not during oral I suppose

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Amal Ramzi Clooney

I'm down with this, but can the skills be passed anally?

 

[LevelSea]

OP's mom

 

[Harrod]

Probably my wife, then there would be 2 pharmacists.

 

[Exterous]

I don't need to know how to do the dishes or make sammiches and I don't swing the other way so.... No one?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'm down with this, but can the skills be passed anally?

Sure, why not?

Quite frankly, I'm kind of shocked at how many men the posters in this thread want to bang. :biggrin::ninja:

 

[SunnyD]

I don't need to know how to do the dishes or make sammiches and I don't swing the other way so.... No one?

To add to that list, I don't need sweater-monkeys to fill out a nice looking cashmere.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Nah, I'll pass. Can't think of one woman that I would like some skills from. LOL!

I found one that would be right down your alley.

Imagine the stupid that would come out of this union...

 

[Ken g6]

Technically, (aptitudes for) skills can be passed on via sex. Just not to either participant. :sneaky:

 

[mrjminer]

I've thought about it and I'm just going with dead people since there apparently isn't a restriction.

I choose 3-way with Einstein and Tesla. I'd learn everything they know, and they'd learn how to overcome not being gay for a night in order to rip off mad skills from dead people.

 

[PenguinPower]

or

Or both...yeah, probably both. And who really cares about the skills thing...probably go through with it even if the skills transfer thing didn't happen.

/not a babe thread

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'd bang Jessica Alba. Not because she has any skills whatsoever, just because I'd like to bang Jessica Alba.

Although she has managed to become rich and famous without any skills whatsoever, so perhaps that in itself is a skill and it would be a nice one to have.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

If skills could be passed on via sex, who would you want to bone? And what might that person learn from you?

Warren Buffet. I imagine he would learn quite a bit about chili and pork bbq from me.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

James Bond. It's high time that motherfucker learned the proper way to make a goddamn martini. Also, I'm pretty sure that him being a fictional character means it's not gay.

 

[Rakehellion]

If skills could be passed on via sex, who would you want to bone? And what might that person learn from you?

I'd want to inherit the ability to conceal chlamydia.

 

[OverVolt]

DNA methylation eh?

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I'd bang Jessica Alba. Not because she has any skills whatsoever, just because I'd like to bang Jessica Alba.

Although she has managed to become rich and famous without any skills whatsoever, so perhaps that in itself is a skill and it would be a nice one to have.

You might also acquire the skills of Valtrex prescription fulfillment from her.

 

[futurefields]

Albert Hofmann

 

[Ruptga]

This is a weird thread. But I'd get with several of my professors, even though they're almost all old enough to be my parents. I'd go through several nights of awkward horror to skip several years of schooling.

 

[waffleironhead]

I'd bang the stupid out of John Conner

You sir win this thread!

 

[Howard]

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

 

[NetWareHead]

Warren Buffet. I imagine he would learn quite a bit about chili and pork bbq from me.

Uhhh... can I get sloppy seconds?