If skills could be passed on via sex, who would you want to bone?

[Paladin3]

If skills could be passed on via sex, who would you want to bone? And what might that person learn from you?

Edit: Or let me rephrase the last sentence: What skills do you have to offer that would make the person want to sleep with you?

 

[John Connor]

Nah, I'll pass. Can't think of one woman that I would like some skills from. LOL!

 

[cbrunny]

I don't get it. Isn't this basically just "Who do you think has great skills?" with an attached ruse about sex for no reason?

Right now I could use the skills of a decent contractor. Or a Wealth Manager. Or both. Maybe someone that can dig really well so I can fix my back yard and/or shovel snow easily.

 

[Zeze]

Sasha Grey because <_<

 

[biostud]

Superman

 

[mrjminer]

Can they be dead? Not that I would want to bone a corpse, but assuming the dead person were alive.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Nah, I'll pass. Can't think of one woman that I would like some skills from. LOL!

This. Plenty of men I'd love to have skills from, but not THAT bad.

 

[Strk]

This. Plenty of men I'd love to have skills from, but not THAT bad.

Natalie Portman speaks five languages.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

If skills could be passed by sex, people actually might want to have sex with me for a change.

 

[SKORPI0]

Sasha Grey because <_<

Which specific skill?

 

[amdhunter]

OP because of his great thread subject thinking skills.

 

[chimaxi83]

Which specific skill?

No gag deep throating. Isn't that what you'd pick?

 

[dank69]

I'd bang the stupid out of John Conner

 

[chimaxi83]

I'd bang the stupid out of John Conner

LOL!

 

[mmntech]

If it works both ways, it might further lower my already abysmal success rate with women.

I'd bang the snot out of Kate Middleton. Learn her skill to be rich and beloved while doing absolutely nothing but smiling and pointing at things.

I guess if it's celebrities, I'd pick Natalie Portman or Sarah Silverman. One to be smart, the other to be funny.

 

[ultimatebob]

Well, I've always wanted to learn Tennis. How about Maria Sharapova?

 

[brainhulk]

Will undesired skills be prevented by wearing a condom?

 

[jlee]

So. Many. People.

Go to a PhD graduation party and go from there.

 

[PricklyPete]

Warren Buffet?

 

[brainhulk]

 

[poofyhairguy]

If skills could be passed by sex, people actually might want to have sex with me for a change.

Ok that made my morning.

 

[jupiter57]

I'd bang the stupid out of John Conner

You have THAT MUCH PTO banked???!!!

 

[SunnyD]

I don't swing that way.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Women who speak, read and write the languages I want to learn.

 

[Kev]

elon musk... no homo?