If someone blows smoke in my face...

[Syringer]

Is it acceptable to fart in their direction?

Its only fair yes?

 

[Crono]

Only acceptable action is to challenge him or her to a duel.

 

[shortylickens]

Rape him up the ass with a stick of TNT.
Then light it.

 

[TridenT]

Rape him up the ass with a stick of TNT.
Then light it.

How about raping them up the ass with a stick of lit TNT?



Anyway, it's very rude. :| I dislike smoking in general!

 

[Ika]

I fart in your general direction!

 

[Tiamat]

take their cigarette, toss it onto the ground in disgust, and stomp on it, and walk away.

 

[SlitheryDee]

take their cigarette, toss it onto the ground in disgust, and stomp on it, and walk away.

If you do this, is it ok for them to put their next cigarette out in your cornea?

Edit: This post brought to you by Bill Hicks

 

[ShawnD1]

If you do this, is it ok for them to put their next cigarette out in your cornea?

Obviously yes.

 

[Xstatic1]

immediately cough openly in their face.

 

[Tiamat]

If you do this, is it ok for them to put their next cigarette out in your cornea?

Edit: This post brought to you by Bill Hicks

(about 1:50 in)

lol, and no, it is not ok for them to put their next cigarette out in my cornea. They are free to ask me to reimburse them cash value for their cigarette I just took from them though.

Smokers can smoke their cigarettes, but they better be able to manage the smoke as to not bother others.

 

[Bignate603]

immediately cough openly in their face.

This seems to be the most appropriate response.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Bottle of seltzer, kickin' it clown style!

 

[Tiamat]

This seems to be the most appropriate response.

Plus, it is almost usually a natural reaction.

 

[Syringer]

This seems to be the most appropriate response.

How about spitting? Sometimes i cant muster up a fart so easily.

 

[Jeff7]

I fart in your general direction!

Linkilicious.

 

[BoomerD]

take their cigarette, toss it onto the ground in disgust, and stomp on it, and walk away.

Be prepared to be tossed on the ground and stomped out if you try...some of us smokers might not take to kindly to some asswipe non-smoker trying such silly behavior.

Then again, I'm a fairly considerate smoker...to a point. I won't smoke in your house or car, (I don't smoke in my own house or car) I generally won't stand next to a non-smoker while I'm smoking as long as it's not inconvenient for me, BUT, if I'm outside while I'm smoking and you happen to get some smoke...too fucking bad. MOVE.

 

[Tristicus]

You punch them in the face...


With a baseball bat.

 

[lxskllr]

Wasn't the old tale that it meant you wanted to fuck when you blew smoke in someone's face? :^D

 

[BoomerD]

Wasn't the old tale that it meant you wanted to fuck when you blew smoke in someone's face? :^D

I think it was a cultural thing, but yes, I do remember that meaning.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I've been smoke free for a year and half. My dad and his fiance are chain smokers. I got in his van the other day and it reeked so bad of cigarettes, I could taste it. Yuck.

 

[manowar821]

I smoke occasionally.. I do it away from people and down-wind from them. If someone walks by, I don't drag until they're past me, and make sure to smile.

I'm "kill-you-with-kindness-nice" unless you're an ass to me.

My friend and I blow it in each-others face, though. It's flirting, as far as we're concerned.

 

[moshquerade]

Is it acceptable to fart in their direction?

Its only fair yes?

Did someone actually do this to you?

 

[40sTheme]

How about not do anything unless it was intentional?
I don't really like cigarette smoke but is it really acceptable to be a jerk to someone who isn't trying to be one to you?

 

[sandorski]

Feeling lucky Punks??