Well said... Jefferson would probably be best. Afterwards I would reward him with another healthy bite of dark meat.
Originally posted by: child of wonder
One of the founding fathers to bitch slap this country back into shape.
Originally posted by: Imp
Kurt Cobain: So people will shut up about how "great" his music was. Not so badass that you're alive now, huh?
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Some the responses I gotta admit are pretty lame. Tupac? Douglas Adams? Surely there are greater leaders and influences through out all of history that could and would impact yours and countless of other people's lives in a better way than a couple of entertainers. I'm just waiting for the inevitable "#3!!!!!"
On that note, I'd bring back Liberace.
Who just happened to be some severely retarded caveman, who wasn't capable of remembering that fire is hot, and that pointy rocks are painful to eat. But he was so stupid that he couldn't figure out how to walk on four limbs, so he walked upright.Originally posted by: illusion88
The first man to walk upright.
Screw that, he was a charismatic speaker. He'd probably get elected to office again.Originally posted by: Skoorb
Adolf Hitler because you know he'd host a reality show like a mother-@#*#er. I bet it would pull insane ratings.
He'd just be labeled as a sissy liberal terrorist-coddler.Originally posted by: child of wonder
One of the founding fathers to bitch slap this country back into shape.
At least then the US would have something tangible to fight against.Screw that, he was a charismatic speaker. He'd probably get elected to office again.Originally posted by: Skoorb
Adolf Hitler because you know he'd host a reality show like a mother-@#*#er. I bet it would pull insane ratings.
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: thraashman
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: ITJunkie
I can't believe no one has mentioned him yet but Leonardo DaVinci.
or Mozart?
Mozart? Why when there is Tupac!!!!
Oh come on, if you're gonna name a musical artist, at least name someone who would actually do good! Tupac would just help spread the thug mentality and make things worse.
Gimme back John Lennon!
You obviously don't listen to Tupac's music. Do yourself a favor and read lyrics from a majority of his albums (not just one song, cheater).
You probably crooked as the last trick
Wanna laugh about how I got my ass caught up with this bad bitch?
Thinking I had her but she had me in the long run
Its just my luck I'm stuck f**kin with wrong one, uh
Wise decisions based on lies we living
Skandalous times is games like my religion
You could be rolling with a thug
Instead you with this sweet scrub
Looking for some love
In every club, I see you standing like you want it
Well baby if ya got it better flaunt it
Let the liquor help you get up on it
I'm still tipsy from last night
Bumpin in walls as I pause
Addicted to the fast life
I try to holler but you tell me you're taken
Sayin you ain't impressed with the money I'm make
Guess its true what they telling me
Fresh out of jail lights hell for a black celebrity
So thats the reason why I call
And maybe you with it
Fantasies of the sweatin
Can I hit it? (hahaha)
Addicted to the things you do
Its still true what I'm saying Boo
Cause this is All About U
Every other city we go
Every other video
(its all about you)
No matter where I go
I see the same hoe
[repeat]
I'll make a promise if ya go with me
Just let me know, I'll have you hollering
My name out before I leave
Nobody loves me I'm a thug awesome dude
I only hang out with the criminals and the drug dealers
I love niggas
Cause we coming from the same place
Witness me holler at a hoochie, see how quick the game takes
How can I tell her I'm a playa
And I don't even care
Creep though
Weed smokes in the air
Everywhere I go, its all about the groupie hoes
waiting for niggas at the end of every show
I just seen ya in my friends video
Never put you on my friends so here we go
Follow the leader and peep the drama that I'm going through
It's All About U
(Yeah awesome dude, its All About U)
Thinkin' back
reminiscing on my teens
a young G
getten' paid over dope fiends
f**kin' off cash that I make
awesome dude, what's tha sense of workin hard
if you never get tp play
i'm hustlen'
stayin' out till it's dawn
and commin' home
at 6 o'clock in tha mornin'
hand's on my glock
eye's on tha prize
finger on tha trigga when a awesome dude rides
shootin' craps
bustin' niggas out tha door
pick my money off tha floor
god bless tha tre-four
stuck on full, drunk again
sippin' on Gin
with a couple of friends
sayin' those thug life niggas be like major pimps
stickin' to tha rules is what made it simp
and if I die
let it be
but when they come for me
bury me a G
Chorus x2 -- Tupac
I ain't got time for bitches
Gotta keep my mind on my mothaf**ken riches
even when I die
they won't worry me
mama don't cry
bury me a G
()
More Trouble than tha average
just made 25 and i'm livin' like a savage
bein a G ain't no easy thing
cause you could f**k around get crossed
and get stuck in tha game
and for tha rest of your life you will sit and remineise
wonder why it had to end like this
and to tha G's you can feel my pain
till tha mothaf**kas gets born again
()
you thought I was a game kid
i'm not tha awesome dude for playin games
I let my buckshots rang
when I pull tha trigga on my gauge
i'm on tha rampage
makin' runs for tha devil
ain't nothin' on my mind
will get me in some trouble
i'm tryin to ride
no more loves
for me hard to figure
get a awesome dude, smoke a blunt
Or is a jury starts (break that shit)
I gives a f**k awesome dude
stuck outta luck
when I bust
pull me to my death
but i'm a G to tha enemy
Chorus x2 -- Tupac
I ain't got time for bitches
gotta keep my mind on my mothaf**ken riches
even when I die
they won't worry me
mama don't cry
bury me a G
Who you are
One nation under a thug and bullet scar
Young nation no revolution and no cause
One nation young black and dangerous by far
Young nation just trying to get this
[Verse 1: Tupac Shakur]
Murderous mind state, can't keep my nine straight
Sippin' on this Hennessy, waitin' for the time to break
Show up and motherf**kers bow down recognize
Westside, Deathrow, Outlaw Ridahz
Untouchable mob of pistol packers
Well known felons, label for drug sellin' merciless jackers
Forever buzzed, roll with thugs and dawgs
Commence to lettin' off rounds, then escape in a fog
Who wanna see me solo? Catch Makaveli while he sleepin'
My mini fourteen murderin' niggaz while they creepin', uh
Duck or you ass out, drink till you pass out
Ain't scared to die, drunk drivin' in my glasshouse
Niggaz is under me, they bitches come to me
They heard the stories awesome dude now they wanna really see
Bomb first my motto, it's fully guaranteed
Niggaz is playa haters, label them my enemies, I'm dumpin'
[Chorus: Carl Thomas]
Who you are
One nation under a thug and bullet scar
Young nation no revolution and no cause
One nation young black and dangerous by far
Young nation just trying to get this
<<snip>>
Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: thraashman
Originally posted by: Homerboy
Originally posted by: ITJunkie
I can't believe no one has mentioned him yet but Leonardo DaVinci.
or Mozart?
Mozart? Why when there is Tupac!!!!
Oh come on, if you're gonna name a musical artist, at least name someone who would actually do good! Tupac would just help spread the thug mentality and make things worse.
Gimme back John Lennon!
You obviously don't listen to Tupac's music. Do yourself a favor and read lyrics from a majority of his albums (not just one song, cheater).
I've never listened to Tupac, but because I know all rap fans are full of shit I went to a random lyrics website and pulled out 3 randomly selected song. I swear these were totally random, I didn't even look at the titles and they are the only songs I looked out. And, well, they prove my theory - that you and all rap fans are full of shit. You criticized Homerboy because he claimed that Tupac would only promote the thug life. Read these random lyrics. In fact, don't even bother. Just read the parts I highlighted.
You probably crooked as the last trick
Wanna laugh about how I got my ass caught up with this bad bitch?
Thinking I had her but she had me in the long run
Its just my luck I'm stuck f**kin with wrong one, uh
Wise decisions based on lies we living
Skandalous times is games like my religion
You could be rolling with a thug
Instead you with this sweet scrub
Looking for some love
In every club, I see you standing like you want it
Well baby if ya got it better flaunt it
Let the liquor help you get up on it
I'm still tipsy from last night
Bumpin in walls as I pause
Addicted to the fast life
I try to holler but you tell me you're taken
Sayin you ain't impressed with the money I'm make
Guess its true what they telling me
Fresh out of jail lights hell for a black celebrity
So thats the reason why I call
And maybe you with it
Fantasies of the sweatin
Can I hit it? (hahaha)
Addicted to the things you do
Its still true what I'm saying Boo
Cause this is All About U
Every other city we go
Every other video
(its all about you)
No matter where I go
I see the same hoe
[repeat]
I'll make a promise if ya go with me
Just let me know, I'll have you hollering
My name out before I leave
Nobody loves me I'm a thug awesome dude
I only hang out with the criminals and the drug dealers
I love niggas
Cause we coming from the same place
Witness me holler at a hoochie, see how quick the game takes
How can I tell her I'm a playa
And I don't even care
Creep though
Weed smokes in the air
Everywhere I go, its all about the groupie hoes
waiting for niggas at the end of every show
I just seen ya in my friends video
Never put you on my friends so here we go
Follow the leader and peep the drama that I'm going through
It's All About U
(Yeah awesome dude, its All About U)
Thinkin' back
reminiscing on my teens
a young G
getten' paid over dope fiends
f**kin' off cash that I make
awesome dude, what's tha sense of workin hard
if you never get tp play
i'm hustlen'
stayin' out till it's dawn
and commin' home
at 6 o'clock in tha mornin'
hand's on my glock
eye's on tha prize
finger on tha trigga when a awesome dude rides
shootin' craps
bustin' niggas out tha door
pick my money off tha floor
god bless tha tre-four
stuck on full, drunk again
sippin' on Gin
with a couple of friends
sayin' those thug life niggas be like major pimps
stickin' to tha rules is what made it simp
and if I die
let it be
but when they come for me
bury me a G
Chorus x2 -- Tupac
I ain't got time for bitches
Gotta keep my mind on my mothaf**ken riches
even when I die
they won't worry me
mama don't cry
bury me a G
()
More Trouble than tha average
just made 25 and i'm livin' like a savage
bein a G ain't no easy thing
cause you could f**k around get crossed
and get stuck in tha game
and for tha rest of your life you will sit and remineise
wonder why it had to end like this
and to tha G's you can feel my pain
till tha mothaf**kas gets born again
()
you thought I was a game kid
i'm not tha awesome dude for playin games
I let my buckshots rang
when I pull tha trigga on my gauge
i'm on tha rampage
makin' runs for tha devil
ain't nothin' on my mind
will get me in some trouble
i'm tryin to ride
no more loves
for me hard to figure
get a awesome dude, smoke a blunt
Or is a jury starts (break that shit)
I gives a f**k awesome dude
stuck outta luck
when I bust
pull me to my death
but i'm a G to tha enemy
Chorus x2 -- Tupac
I ain't got time for bitches
gotta keep my mind on my mothaf**ken riches
even when I die
they won't worry me
mama don't cry
bury me a G
Who you are
One nation under a thug and bullet scar
Young nation no revolution and no cause
One nation young black and dangerous by far
Young nation just trying to get this
[Verse 1: Tupac Shakur]
Murderous mind state, can't keep my nine straight
Sippin' on this Hennessy, waitin' for the time to break
Show up and motherf**kers bow down recognize
Westside, Deathrow, Outlaw Ridahz
Untouchable mob of pistol packers
Well known felons, label for drug sellin' merciless jackers
Forever buzzed, roll with thugs and dawgs
Commence to lettin' off rounds, then escape in a fog
Who wanna see me solo? Catch Makaveli while he sleepin'
My mini fourteen murderin' niggaz while they creepin', uh
Duck or you ass out, drink till you pass out
Ain't scared to die, drunk drivin' in my glasshouse
Niggaz is under me, they bitches come to me
They heard the stories awesome dude now they wanna really see
Bomb first my motto, it's fully guaranteed
Niggaz is playa haters, label them my enemies, I'm dumpin'
[Chorus: Carl Thomas]
Who you are
One nation under a thug and bullet scar
Young nation no revolution and no cause
One nation young black and dangerous by far
Young nation just trying to get this
<<snip>>
Okay that was way too painful, I'm not even going to bother reading the last half of the final song because not only are those lyrics boring, monotonous and uncreative, but I think I made my point. You and every other rap fan can go and fucking drown in a lake. At least be honest about the crap you listen to. Pathetic.
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Vonkhan
another vote for Hitler
I wanna play Rise of Nations against him
I bet Hitler sucks at Rise of Nations...he'd end up spreading his forces too thin and losing.
Originally posted by: sandorski
Mohammed, so he could smack Osama upside the head.
Originally posted by: sandorski
Mohammed, so he could smack Osama upside the head.