If you could give out one pencil to each student in every school in your city...

[MegaVovaN]

Works in space

 

[KeithP]

Government can't fix things.

-KeithP

 

[Scotteq]

"The condom broke. Sorry - Dad"

< This is one of those annoying 4G LTE Droid Bionic Tapatalk tags. Have a nice day. >

 

[IronWing]

Fireproof

 

[Jeffg010]

Beware of PedoBear!

 

[DrPizza]

What do you mean "if" I could? I can, and I have, and they didn't have a message on them.

 

[nanette1985]

This is not a pencil.

 

[highland145]

What do you mean "if" I could? I can, and I have, and they didn't have a message on them.

Opportunity missed?

Dr. Pizza is the Cider God.

 

[tynopik]

need a message that is innocuous at first but becomes more risque upon sharpening

 

[mrblotto]

"The cake is a lie"
"Caution: may contain Lead"

*shrugs*

 

[KeithTalent]

"Serious Lead"

KT

 

[waggy]

What do you mean "if" I could? I can, and I have, and they didn't have a message on them.

lol so have we*. no message on the either. wonder how much that would cost?

how about "you are not a special snowflake" or "NOBODY owe's you anything"


*my kids school has 100 students

 

[Arcadio]

What do you mean "if" I could? I can, and I have, and they didn't have a message on them.

You missed a good opportunity to share some wisdom.

 

[Braznor]

Not meant for use in disappearing tricks!

 

[Oyeve]

Do not use near eye, nose or ass.

 

[sdifox]

oh oh how about "This is your life, when you use up this pencil you die."

 

[Arcadio]

oh oh how about "This is your life, when you use up this pencil you die."

Interesting... I wonder what I would write with such a pencil.. :hmm:

 

[Oyeve]

Even though your cat's ass looks like a sharpener do not insert into kitty.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Safety First - Do Not Sharpen

 

[SKORPI0]

Not for writing “H”

“H” Free Since 2007!

Serious? :biggrin:

 

[Krazy4Real]

I disagree. If you agree perhaps you should have said "you really is a stupid"

Edit: I've seen that cat photo before, it was original on a program called "Soccer AM" here in the UK, never seen it with that text before. HAL 1 - Anubis 0

Son... I am disappoint.

ATOT eleventy billion - Neckbe... er Hal9000 negative eleventy billion

 

[Possessed Freak]

Stay off my lawn.

 

[gevorg]

x = [ -b &#177; &#8730;(b2-4ac) ] / 2a

 

[DrPizza]

You missed a good opportunity to share some wisdom.

I can give out more pencils tomorrow. Are you willing to send me the money for custom pencils? I often find them in the back-to-school sales for roughly 30 cents for a 10 or 12 pack. Tell you what, I'll give send you $30, and you send me 1000 pencils with whatever custom message you want.

Oh, and I did share some wisdom: "hey, I got these pencils when they were dirt cheap; only cost me a few cents each. And, if you need a notebook during the year, just give me a yell; I bought cases upon cases of them for 6 cents each.

 

[BoomerD]

Opportunity missed?

Dr. Pizza is the Cider God.

Caution: Goats may faint.