If you like getting poked by her rib cage/collar bone. Go fuck a Skeletor if that really is your thing.
That's really not bad at all. She looks like she's deliberately trying to look like crap in unflattering clothing.
Aung San Suu Kyi.
Seriously? Just to sleep with? There are so many to choose from, especially if you're just boning. Jessica Alba is the classic choice, but I wouldn't mind spending some quality time with Halle Berry. Or Selma Hayek. Also Shu Qi, Zhang Ziyi, and Sheri Howard.
If it's tying the knot, I'd go with Shakira.
Fastest way to get it locked, probably. Of course, if that's what you wanted originally, then I'll support you wholeheartedly.