If you could sleep with one celebrity

[Anubis]

She's like a 3D Rukia!

But 2D > 3D.

if you are gonna go with non real people you could have chosen a better looking one

 

[Heller]

She's like a 3D Rukia!

But 2D > 3D.

So, basically what your saying is you'd be happier fucking a cartoon then mila kunis?

 

[Jadow]

Mad what? Do you mean this chick?

We've been discussing her throughout the entire thread.

And I have to ask: WTF is your avatar? D:

hehe, it's an extreme close up of a ...... raw beef roast

 

[xanis]

Olivia Wilde.

 

[gophins72]

anna torv

but looks fade, and this is all a looks thing

 

[xSauronx]

I almost forgot, Julianne Moore was pretty damn hot on 30 Rock.

speaking of 30 rock, ive been watching it on netflix...and i would do dirty, nasty things to tina fey.

 

[DominionSeraph]

if you are gonna go with non real people you could have chosen a better looking one

Of course. But then she wouldn't have been Rukia.

There is only one.

So, basically what your saying is you'd be happier fucking a cartoon then mila kunis?

Rukia over Mila? There's no contest. I don't think Mila could hold my attention for more than a month or two.

A choice between Hyoyeon and Rukia would be harder. Or Hayley Williams.

But Rukia is just epic.

 

[fatpat268]

Wow, you people that have an attachment to anime and/or hentai are seriously weird.

My pick:

Yvonne Strahovski... excellent eye candy on the tv show Chuck, and is one of the top reasons why I love that show.

 

[dac7nco]

Emily Deschanel, Kate Winslet and Giada de Laurentiis For The Win.

 

[Perknose]

I find many celebrity females more attractive in specific roles:

Parker Posey in Dazed and Confused. Fell in love with her in that movie.

Zooey Deschanel in Weeds. Manic pixie dream girl; insane and hot.

Christina Hendricks in Firefly. So devious and hot.

Those are the first ones that came to mind. :hmm:

KT

I like this approach. And Zooey Deshcanel certainly does it for me.

But . . . I have no problem sticking with Penelope Cruz. I happen to be watching Nine right now, and this scene just came on.

Hey, it's not even why I particularly love her. Her sexiness is almost a byproduct. There is just something overall about her that makes her the one I'd love to hook up with. I can't fully encompass why in words, but she seems smart, easy-going, sexy and FUN!

Zooey has the same endearment/cuteness factor going for her, but I fear she would be too high maintenance and unpredictable irl.

Salma Hayek is the other one who does it for both little Perk and big Perk. She, too, provokes my pooner while also seeming like the type of person who could and would easily hang with the guys without over-compensating or needing to be catered to.

Meh. It's all fantasy . . . but WHAT an island! :awe:

For sheer sexiness, how 'bout Lauren Bacall in her prime? Plus, the fact that she could easily hang with Bogie and the Boys makes her my kind of woman.

Let's just say that I know how to whistle. ​

 

[guyver01]

Zooey has the same endearment/cuteness factor going for her, but I fear she would be too high maintenance and unpredictable irl.

She has that "Crazy in the Sack" look to her. I don't see that as being high maintenance.

 

[bfdd]

Wow, you people that have an attachment to anime and/or hentai are seriously weird.

My pick:

Yvonne Strahovski... excellent eye candy on the tv show Chuck, and is one of the top reasons why I love that show.

she is so fine

 

[marvdmartian]

As has been covered, the concept of only wanting to bed ONE celebrity is ludicrous, at best!

Here's my list:
1. Jessica Alba, circa 2005, when she was in "Sin City" and "Into the Blue". I don't even care if she's blonde or brunette, her body was TIGHT back then (before she married the buffoon, and had a kid). :wub:
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt, circa 2001/2002, when she was in "Heartbreakers" (with Sigourney Weaver) and "the Tuxedo. Perfect mix of "oh my god" physical features with ultra-dizzy bimbo-ness. I usually enjoy having a woman with brains and looks, but I'd settle for her, back then, being dumb as a door post!
3. Marisa Tomei, pretty much any time during her life. If she brings along...
4. Gina Gershon, we're definitely going to be having some fun!! :sneaky:
5. Pretty much any of the ladies who have appeared on Smallville. Brings new meaning to the name "SUPER man"!! :whiste:
6. Lacey Chabert.....any time, anywhere.....and anyone who disagrees should turn in their man card!! :hmm:

Okay.....that's my short list, in no real order.....any one of them could be my #1.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Define celebrity, and are we talking about right now in real time?

If celebrity is mainstream actors/musicians, then Nicole Kidman, but only if between '86 and '02. If it has to be right now, then...well, honestly not sure.

If celebrity is expanded to include anyone in any form of entertainment no matter how well known things get trickier as well, since there's a plethora of porn stars to sort through.

 

[jlee]

I might have to go with Summer Glau, even though she's not up to ATOT's standards.

 

[Paratus]

I might have to go with Summer Glau, even though she's not up to ATOT's standards.

 

[ultimatebob]

I'll throw Beyonce Knowles into the mix. You know... just to add some ethnic diversity

 

[roguerower]

I can't choose one, so I'll say...

Tricia Helfer in that red dress from BSG...SOOO FRICKIN HOT!!!!
Emma Stone
Olivia Wilde - skin tight leathers from T:L were amazing
Kate Beckinsale

 

[eits]

I hope, hope you are female.

Why? He can't be gay?

 

[Jeff7]

Because it needs to be said:

Boxxy

:awe:

 

[UpgradeFailure]

Evangeline Lilly

 

[Perknose]

Why? He can't be gay?

He'd have to make a lot adjustments if he were gay. HEY! I made a chiro joke! :awe:

 

[TridenT]

He'd have to make a lot adjustments if he were gay. HEY! I made a chiro joke! :awe:

He'd have to make a lot adjustments?

 

[goldboyd]

Kelly Kapowski

 

[Wyndru]