If you died right now...

[SandEagle]

If I died right now it would be fucking shameful. I am fat, disgusting, no girlfriend, live in what's considered one of the shittiest poorest neighborhoods in the United States, got a nowhere job, and have nothing to my name.

I swear I'd welcome death, but the absolute embarrassment that I would feel at the time of death would be unbearable. When the 2 or 3 people who'll come to my funeral come by, they'll only talk about how lonely I was, and how I never made a thing of myself.

lose weight. i met an indian guy who was fat and looked fobby. he ran for months, played racquetball, lost the boater stache, and ended up looking very decent.

you should also use Fair & Lovely every night

 

[Wanescotting]

Ah, missed that. lol, when I lie down, my stomach moves into place. When I get up though, it's falls down. Ever see Family guy? You know the scenes when they show him nude? It's like that.

I dropped from wearing 40-42 pants, to wearing 36-38 pants (but not 36-38 belts...lol) and my stomach won't budge at all. I look worse than when I was fatter. At least when I was heavier, my body proportioned better. So fucking annoying.

EDIT: Sort of like this, my stomach just hangs now.

I am tempted to eat more to regain my weight and just say fuck it. I'm more self conscious now than I was before.

hahahaa...I feel ya, I have a mr. potato head body. 4 twigs connected to a big belly

 

[Ruptga]

I would feel nothing; I would be dead. If I saw it coming I would probably think "Shit, not getting out of this one. Oh well, nothing to be done about it." What I want in life is to enjoy life and I get that most days, so I doubt I'd be having an emo crisis as the reaper comes.

 

[BoomerD]

Wait...If I died...I wouldn't care...I wouldn't feel...I wouldn't exist.

Neckbeard must be smoking some of that heavy duty philosophy weed again.

"Dude...let's get existential."

 

[ahenkel]

I'd be dead. Amazing

 

[zzuupp]

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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: England
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If you say so...

Yup, just posting in another neckbeard thread

 

[Locut0s]

Wait...If I died...I wouldn't care...I wouldn't feel...I wouldn't exist.

Neckbeard must be smoking some of that heavy duty philosophy weed again.

"Dude...let's get existential."

Damn I need to try weed... Damn I need to try soooo many things.

 

[pontifex]

Wow that's sad But wait, why mention formerly Princess Ida if you want to hide your former identity?

i was just wondering that myself.

 

[TwiceOver]

Hell no I'm not OK with dying right now. My cousin just had a baby and hasn't told me what kind it is. If I died that would suck, I wouldn't ever find out.

 

[Pliablemoose]

My ex wives would likely throw a party

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Hell no I'm not OK with dying right now. My cousin just had a baby and hasn't told me what kind it is. If I died that would suck, I wouldn't ever find out.

what kind? lol

 

[BoomerD]

Hell no I'm not OK with dying right now. My cousin just had a baby and hasn't told me what kind it is. If I died that would suck, I wouldn't ever find out.

Dude...she had puppies.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Hell no I'm not OK with dying right now. My cousin just had a baby and hasn't told me what kind it is. If I died that would suck, I wouldn't ever find out.

Manbearpig?