If you died right now...

[Locut0s]

Do you mean if I died right NOW? Orrr... right.. NOW? what about.. NOW? Or did you mean NOW? or NOW, or maybe... NOW?

 

[amdhunter]

Creepy stalker-type person Long story.

So this is where you were hiding! You got [many, many PMs coming.] :wub:

 

[Locut0s]

So this is where you were hiding! You got [many, many PMs coming.] :wub:

You didn't answer my question above yet.

 

[amdhunter]

You didn't answer my question above yet.

Ah, missed that. lol, when I lie down, my stomach moves into place. When I get up though, it's falls down. Ever see Family guy? You know the scenes when they show him nude? It's like that.

I dropped from wearing 40-42 pants, to wearing 36-38 pants (but not 36-38 belts...lol) and my stomach won't budge at all. I look worse than when I was fatter. At least when I was heavier, my body proportioned better. So fucking annoying.

EDIT: Sort of like this, my stomach just hangs now.

I am tempted to eat more to regain my weight and just say fuck it. I'm more self conscious now than I was before.

 

[KaOTiK]

I don't care. The only thing that concerns me is what my family might find in my apartment. :O

fleshlight collection

 

[SonnyDaze]

I would be happy. I take one day at a time and try to live it like it's my last. Oh and I dance like nobody's watching.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

i'd be ok with it i guess.

 

[Locut0s]

fleshlight collection

At least that you could explain. The heads in jars is harder.

 

[Jeff7]

Tombstone: "Totally worth it. Nef. Rickroll'd."

I don't care. The only thing that concerns me is what my family might find in my apartment. :O

Same here. I'd also feel bad for whoever would have to clean it up. A flamethrower would probably be easiest.

And my will would include a self-booting, self-executing DBAN CD. :sneaky:

Originally Posted by KaOTiK
fleshlight collection

At least that you could explain. The heads in jars is harder.

Especially because of the odd shape of all their mouths.

 

[nanette1985]

Wow that's sad But wait, why mention formerly Princess Ida if you want to hide your former identity?

It's not hiding, it's redirecting. Long and boring story.

 

[MovingTarget]

I'd be missed. I'm a teacher, so there's plenty in my life worthwhile. Sure, people wish for my death, but its only in jest...

Oh, welcome back Neckarb....long time no see...

 

[KeithTalent]

I don't really care at all; when I go I go. I know my family and friends will have some money to spend and a shit-tonne of movies to watch when it happens.

KT

 

[slayer202]

I don't really care at all; when I go I go. I know my family and friends will have some money to spend and a shit-tonne of movies to watch when it happens.

KT

Haha. It's true tough. I'd like to stick around as long as possible without too much pain, but it's inevitable, and if it happens prematurely I won't be around to mind.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

I can die when I get my life insurance later this month... Wife is putting 1 million policy on me... wonder what her plans are hmm

 

[Locut0s]

I can die when I get my life insurance later this month... Wife is putting 1 million policy on me... wonder what her plans are hmm

To kill you and collect the mil? :hmm:

 

[eits]

HAL9000
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: England
Posts: 15,242

If you say so...

lol

 

[eits]

Ah, missed that. lol, when I lie down, my stomach moves into place. When I get up though, it's falls down. Ever see Family guy? You know the scenes when they show him nude? It's like that.

I dropped from wearing 40-42 pants, to wearing 36-38 pants (but not 36-38 belts...lol) and my stomach won't budge at all. I look worse than when I was fatter. At least when I was heavier, my body proportioned better. So fucking annoying.

EDIT: Sort of like this, my stomach just hangs now.

I am tempted to eat more to regain my weight and just say fuck it. I'm more self conscious now than I was before.

you sure you don't have a tumor? if not, it's a diet and exercise issue that you're overlooking.

 

[UberNeuman]

If I died right now it may look like:

kkkkkkkkkkksdajfkasfjhhklciiiiiiiiiiii...................dsfjdskal...................................................ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwldsdddd....

\as my head impacted on the keyboard...
\\as for the rest - I'll never be totally happy with my choices and my direction in life....
\\\however - I wouldn't change a thing.....

 

[schneiderguy]

I can't die yet, I haven't formed a babby! My genes must be passed down to the next generation.

 

[BudAshes]

I can't die yet, I haven't formed a babby! My genes must be passed down to the next generation.

If your genes are so great go donate some sperm and some lady will want to make your babies. If not then maybe your genes are not as great as you think and they deserve to fade into the darwinian night.

 

[schneiderguy]

If your genes are so great go donate some sperm and some lady will want to make your babies. If not then maybe your genes are not as great as you think and they deserve to fade into the darwinian night.

Lots of girls want to have my babbies, that's not a problem. I just can't have babbies yet because I need to finish college first.

 

[Jeff7]

If your genes are so great go donate some sperm and some lady will want to make your babies. If not then maybe your genes are not as great as you think and they deserve to fade into the darwinian night.

If his genes were so great, his sperm would evolve wings and legs and fly or crawl off to find waiting eggs.


There's a scary thought...

 

[BudAshes]

Lots of girls want to have my babbies, that's not a problem. I just can't have babbies yet because I need to finish college first.

What if one of those spurned woman murders you first. I can conclude from your verbose boasting that you must be such an amazing tom cat that you drive woman to fits of passion.

 

[Maximilian]

I have few followers, there is no religion dedicated to maxism, there are no statues of myself anywhere, i dont have my own country.

No i would be pissed if i died right now, just another dead guy Would miss tropico 4 and BF3 and soase:rebellion and season 2 in LoL as well :thumbsdown:

 

[CrackRabbit]

If I died now I would be like that poor guy that died in the 80s in some crappy soviet block apartment.
No one would care, or bother to look for me and eventually I would be forgotten.