If you died today, would you be let into Heaven?

[BigToque]

Do you believe that you would be let into Heaven if you died today?

For those who do not believe in Heaven/Hell/God, just assume for the moment that you did believe.

** Edit **

Just so you guys know, I'm asking if you think that God would think you deserved to be in Heaven. You are not making the decision.

 

[arcenite]

I voted no, because religion sucks, therefore I would not be let in.

Bill

 

[Vonkhan]

Satan has a special place in the pooper for me

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
Satan has a special place in the pooper for me

Thats wrong on many levels

I voted no for the same reason as "Bill"

 

[Walleye]

how would i be allowed to make that determination?

that decision is solely god's.

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

How about you fix this crappy poll you asshat

 

[Ikonomi]

No... fvck no. Not unless I suddenly rediscovered Christ and repented my ASS off before I died. That's kind of depressing, really. I'm not religious, but I do try to live a good life! As far as the Bible is concerned, though, I am tainted with sin.

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

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[TekDemon]

Fvck no! lol. But hey, you know, if I got up there and there really was St. Peter and whatnot, and they were like, you're going to hell, I'll just be like, wow, you mean all those religious nutcases were right? FARK!
Then I'd go down to hell and work my wait up the chain of hell, and then kick satan's ass and rule hell myself. Biatch. Seriously though what would satan do if you were a bigger badass than him. LOL

 

[bradruth]

If, by chance, there IS a heaven I suppose I would be let in. God, if there is one, would be smart enough to know that just because someone doesn't follow a religion doesn't mean they won't be rewarded and that being a good person is enough.

 

[sillymofo]

Heaven would be too boring, what's with all the stiffs running around doing nothing fun, I'd much rather prefer the alternative. I'd set up shop and create forum down there also, and I'd call it H.O.T.

 

[LSUfan]

Yes I think would be let in. Read the left behind series by Tim Lahaye. It's very entertaining and informational.

 

[BlamoHammer]

No, I worked at Best Buy for three years.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

If it's full of relifreaks I sure as hell hope not.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Depends on what the requirements and/or entry fee are....

If all one needed to do was be a fair and just person, than yes, I generally make an effort not to negativly effect anybody's life. (however, i feel very strongly that it is fair and just to cause harm to another at times. An example is if somebody hurts my family, than I would find it both fair and pleasurable to make sure that person would be filled with regret and pain. Vengeance is good.

However, if requirement of any religious propaganda or mythology is required, than no (I have no faith in things like god, jesus, and the easter bunny)

If censorship of ones opinions or being suttle are required, than no.

If being honest (and sometimes offending people) is OK, than yes

If it has anything to do with those sin things, than maybe, but probably not since I have probably done a lot of them at one time or another.

If being a good speller, using proper grammar, and being carefull avoiding typos are required ... than, no

If using both Dvorak and QWERTY keyboards, AMD and Intel CPUs, PC and MAC systems, Open source and Micro$oft OSes, PS2 and USB mice, and numlock but Never caps lock will help get my foot in the door, than probably.

 

[JimRaynor]

no.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: LSUfan
Yes I think would be let in. Read the left behind series by Tim Lahaye. It's very entertaining and informational.

Or if you were a Christian and *actually read the Bible* you would know that the Left Behind series is part of the infamous "end-time deception" spoken of in the book of Revelation. Of course, you'd have to read the Bible and use your brain to know this though...

flame away!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: LSUfan
Yes I think would be let in. Read the left behind series by Tim Lahaye. It's very entertaining and informational.

Or if you were a Christian and *actually read the Bible* you would know that the Left Behind series is part of the infamous "end-time deception" spoken of in the book of Revelation. Of course, you'd have to read the Bible and use your brain to know this though...

flame away!

Using your brains and reading the bible are not necessarily related. The bible was written by men not entirely unlike you and me, so what makes it so special?

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: LSUfan
Yes I think would be let in. Read the left behind series by Tim Lahaye. It's very entertaining and informational.

Or if you were a Christian and *actually read the Bible* you would know that the Left Behind series is part of the infamous "end-time deception" spoken of in the book of Revelation. Of course, you'd have to read the Bible and use your brain to know this though...

flame away!

Using your brains and reading the bible are not necessarily related. The bible was written by men not entirely unlike you and me, so what makes it so special?

Never heard that one before

x 42 Oh, and nice edit btw.

 

[Coquito]

i'd have a decent chance, but probably would be put on parole for about 600years.

 

[Eli]

"Heaven" and "Hell" are not places, and they don't even have anything to do with religion. They are states of mind.

So the answer to your question for me is yes, certainly.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: LSUfan
Yes I think would be let in. Read the left behind series by Tim Lahaye. It's very entertaining and informational.

Or if you were a Christian and *actually read the Bible* you would know that the Left Behind series is part of the infamous "end-time deception" spoken of in the book of Revelation. Of course, you'd have to read the Bible and use your brain to know this though...

flame away!

Using your brains and reading the bible are not necessarily related. The bible was written by men not entirely unlike you and me, so what makes it so special?

Never heard that one before

x 42 Oh, and nice edit btw.

Well, since you've heard it so many times, perhaps you should take notice that it has some credence. I edited it so that it would sound less assholish, but I see you have no problem playing that game.

Open your mind and close your mouth, you dime-a-dozen POS.

 

[MDE]

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
I voted no, because religion sucks, therefore I would not be let in.

Bill

 

[TheCorm]

Nah...probably not, I might be let into hell at a pinch....but most likely I would hang around the gates of heaven, annoying Gabriel.

 

[MikeO]

I wouldn't go even if I was let in, heaven has got to be the most boring place, ever. I'd rather go do drugs and see naked chicks dance with satan.