If you died today, would you be let into Heaven?

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: mto81
I wouldn't go even if I was let in, heaven has got to be the most boring place, ever. I'd rather go do drugs and see naked chicks dance with satan.

That's a movie created version of Hell.

Let's say hell exists....it would be your absolute worst nightmares for all eternity while heaven would be your greatest pleasures for all eternity....see?

It's not like there is one heaven which is alll harps and clouds and hell is rock and fire....

 

[dc]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Heaven would be too boring, what's with all the stiffs running around doing nothing fun, I'd much rather prefer the alternative. I'd set up shop and create forum down there also, and I'd call it H.O.T.

H.O.T.
like that?

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Hmm...I'd say I've got a 50/50 chance of being let in.

 

[Gravity]

Yes, I will be getting and spending eternity there. which is a very long time

There are many misconceptions about hell. Don't be fooled, there will be no party.

For those of you that are a bit dismayed at answering this poll with "no", you may want to reconsider your choice.

1. God's plan is for us to be with him (not seperated from him in hell)
2. Sin seperates us from God.
3. Sin cannot be overcome by good works or good deeds or a good life.
4. Jesus Christ already paid the price for your sin so you can re-unite with god
5. It's free but not automatic, you have to put your faith in Christ to be "saved.

It's up to YOU, not up to God.

Gravity

 

[dc]

errr... grace of God... salvation granted by...
/me hides from the theological debate that may occur.

 

[MikeO]

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: mto81
I wouldn't go even if I was let in, heaven has got to be the most boring place, ever. I'd rather go do drugs and see naked chicks dance with satan.

That's a movie created version of Hell.

Let's say hell exists....it would be your absolute worst nightmares for all eternity while heaven would be your greatest pleasures for all eternity....see?

It's not like there is one heaven which is alll harps and clouds and hell is rock and fire....

Oh jesus christ, you think I was being serious?

I'm atheist, did that answer your question?

 

[fumbduck]

I once called this retarded kid a freak, then blamed it on someone else. (I was 5, and he was screaming at me).

I'm going to hell.

edit: Forgot that since I am atheist Hell does not exist. Hooray!

 

[wowitfoth]

You just hit nerve! Religon, recovery, cults, etc. are fine if they make you a better person. The truth is that we don't know from where we came or where we will go. We will die, that you know! What goes around comes around! So I think it would be wise to die knowing you lived your life the best you can. You have no control over your destiny, respect the fear of the unknown. That's what it is for! As for me? That's none of your business!

 

[dababus]

There is no such thing as heaven or hell, grow up for intellect sake.

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: mto81

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: mto81
I wouldn't go even if I was let in, heaven has got to be the most boring place, ever. I'd rather go do drugs and see naked chicks dance with satan.

That's a movie created version of Hell.

Let's say hell exists....it would be your absolute worst nightmares for all eternity while heaven would be your greatest pleasures for all eternity....see?

It's not like there is one heaven which is alll harps and clouds and hell is rock and fire....

Oh jesus christ, you think I was being serious?

I'm atheist, did that answer your question?

Nah....I didn't think you were being serious....I thought you were being a buttmunch

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: Gravity
Yes, I will be getting and spending eternity there. which is a very long time

There are many misconceptions about hell. Don't be fooled, there will be no party.

For those of you that are a bit dismayed at answering this poll with "no", you may want to reconsider your choice.

1. God's plan is for us to be with him (not seperated from him in hell)
2. Sin seperates us from God.
3. Sin cannot be overcome by good works or good deeds or a good life.
4. Jesus Christ already paid the price for your sin so you can re-unite with god
5. It's free but not automatic, you have to put your faith in Christ to be "saved.

It's up to YOU, not up to God.

Gravity

Based only upon what you said...does that mean you can be a real jerk but have faith in god and go to heaven? And you can be the nicest guy in the world, be an atheist, and go to hell? If that's true, that sucks.

 

[Red Dawn]

If in Heaven you'd be spending eternity with the likes of Jerry Falwell, Pat Roberstson and all those annoying Jesus Freaks then it would be hell for me so I would hope not!

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder

Originally posted by: Gravity
Yes, I will be getting and spending eternity there. which is a very long time

There are many misconceptions about hell. Don't be fooled, there will be no party.

For those of you that are a bit dismayed at answering this poll with "no", you may want to reconsider your choice.

1. God's plan is for us to be with him (not seperated from him in hell)
2. Sin seperates us from God.
3. Sin cannot be overcome by good works or good deeds or a good life.
4. Jesus Christ already paid the price for your sin so you can re-unite with god
5. It's free but not automatic, you have to put your faith in Christ to be "saved.

It's up to YOU, not up to God.

Gravity

Based only upon what you said...does that mean you can be a real jerk but have faith in god and go to heaven? And you can be the nicest guy in the world, be an atheist, and go to hell? If that's true, that sucks.

Just decide on becoming a Mormon. You can still do that after your death.
Until then you can rape, torture and murder all you want, as long as you convert after death you'll be safed

The question remains of course why you'd want to go to heaven, where all the stuff people like does not exist. God is 'good', but Satan knows what people want.

 

[SpiderX]

Nope, I'll totally be chillin with Satan drinking margarita's in the warm sun down south for sure.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Gravity
Yes, I will be getting and spending eternity there. which is a very long time

There are many misconceptions about hell. Don't be fooled, there will be no party.

For those of you that are a bit dismayed at answering this poll with "no", you may want to reconsider your choice.

1. God's plan is for us to be with him (not seperated from him in hell)
2. Sin seperates us from God.
3. Sin cannot be overcome by good works or good deeds or a good life.
4. Jesus Christ already paid the price for your sin so you can re-unite with god
5. It's free but not automatic, you have to put your faith in Christ to be "saved.

It's up to YOU, not up to God.

Gravity

1. Ok.
2. Nonsense. What is "sin"? (I am not asking for you to tell me what "sin" is, I am trying to make a point that it is arbitrary God-fearing religious rubbish).
3. Ok, but the only true "sin" is doing harm to your fellow man.(The quote is in someones sig..)
4. Ok.
5. Nonsense. I'm already "saved", and it had nothing to do with Jesus Christ, Christianity or any other organized religion.

I agree, it has nothing to do with religion. It is up to me.

 

[AMCRambler]

That depends, is neffing a sin?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
That depends, is neffing a sin?

It may as well be, it would have about as much merit. . .

 

No way in hell am I going to heaven.

(There is no such thing as heaven or hell)

 

[Geekbabe]

I'd say so,considering that I'm already the keeper of the highway to heaven

 

[jessicak]

Most definitely not. God/Jesus or whoever does not love me.

 

[SWScorch]

IF I believed, then that must mean I also believe in God and everything else that is associated with Heaven, and thus would fulfill the requirements for obtaining access to heaven.

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Depends on what the requirements and/or entry fee are....

If all one needed to do was be a fair and just person, than yes, I generally make an effort not to negativly effect anybody's life. (however, i feel very strongly that it is fair and just to cause harm to another at times. An example is if somebody hurts my family, than I would find it both fair and pleasurable to make sure that person would be filled with regret and pain. Vengeance is good.

However, if requirement of any religious propaganda or mythology is required, than no (I have no faith in things like god, jesus, and the easter bunny)

If censorship of ones opinions or being suttle are required, than no.

If being honest (and sometimes offending people) is OK, than yes

If it has anything to do with those sin things, than maybe, but probably not since I have probably done a lot of them at one time or another.

If being a good speller, using proper grammar, and being carefull avoiding typos are required ... than, no

If using both Dvorak and QWERTY keyboards, AMD and Intel CPUs, PC and MAC systems, Open source and Micro$oft OSes, PS2 and USB mice, and numlock but Never caps lock will help get my foot in the door, than probably.

ummm, ditto.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I sure hope so. Eye hath not seen nor ear heard what marvelous things that await those who believe...

To all the cutsie little non-believer comments, keep talking your way down there pals. Keep talking...The devil has you in his grips and has you right where he wants you. He has conquered your mind and hearts.

If hell contains the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dhamer, John Wayne Gacy & most other scumbags, rapists, lowlifes, thugs and other noted atheists you can have it baby.

Im going to see Albert Einstein, Jimi Hendrix, Moses, the twelve apostles, Mother Teresa, Isaac Asimov and the list could go on and on.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: LSUfan
Yes I think would be let in. Read the left behind series by Tim Lahaye. It's very entertaining and informational.

Or if you were a Christian and *actually read the Bible* you would know that the Left Behind series is part of the infamous "end-time deception" spoken of in the book of Revelation. Of course, you'd have to read the Bible and use your brain to know this though...

flame away!

Using your brains and reading the bible are not necessarily related. The bible was written by men not entirely unlike you and me, so what makes it so special?

Never heard that one before

x 42 Oh, and nice edit btw.

Well, since you've heard it so many times, perhaps you should take notice that it has some credence. I edited it so that it would sound less assholish, but I see you have no problem playing that game.

Open your mind and close your mouth, you dime-a-dozen POS.

LOL, you're funnay "Open your mind and close your mouth, you dime-a-dozen POS" coughHYPOCRITEcough.

"Using your brains and reading the bible are not necessarily related. The bible was written by men not entirely unlike you and me, so what makes it so special?"
I'll bet you stated this in the hopes I wouldn't answer it, but since you've felt the need to resort to petty insults, I shall now tear your seemingly clever thesis apart.
"Using your brains and reading the bible are not necessarily related." This is just sheer idiocy. Do you truly believe that there is no deeper meaning to the Bible than what is on the surface? People might as well be reading out of a Denny's menu if this were true.
"The bible was written by men not entirely unlike you and me, so what makes it so special?"
For this statement to even be legitimate, you would first have to believe that man has never and will never do anything of any value. That's got to be one of the saddest things I've ever heard. If you hate man so much why do you continue to live? After all, you are a man, so, like every other man (in your opinion), you are worthless. Or do you think yourself better than everyone else, despite your statement to the contrary? Your hypocrisy continues to pile up here...

 

[PatboyX]

i imagine the god you are speaking of would be pretty nice about the whole "getting in" thing.
so id probably make it in.
if people, however, were to be the judges based on the texts cited above...i know i wouldnt get in.