dave_the_nerd
Lifer
- Feb 25, 2011
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Well, I tried calling my primary doc at 9:02AM, but they don't answer their direct number until 9:30AM, apparently.
So I went outside, and took a walk around the parking lot. Although, I've had a few Mt. Dew White/Black/Green Label drinks in the mornings to wake me up. Stopped drinking (well, except for like one, maybe two swigs, to empty a bottle) Mt. Dew proper.
Dafuq?
Nutritionally, those are the same thing. Sugar water. Stop it. This "well, it was just one... or a few... to wake up in the morning, because I need it" bullshit is what alcoholics do.
And they don't even have that much caffeine in them. (A single can has half as much as an 8oz. cup of strong coffee.) Drink 4-6 oz. of coffee or 8-12 oz. of "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" and you'll be as awake as you've ever been.
Disclaimer: I can neither confirm nor deny claims that I drank a full 2-liter pot of coffee yesterday. I'm behind Teddy Roosevelt, though. The fact that it contained approximately 5 calories and cost me about $0.50 is a bonus.
It is completely acceptable to replace one addiction with another, if the new one is less likely to kill you.
Found out that the heart condition that my mother heard about from my last hospital stay, was in actuality not a diagnosed condition at all, but only something that the doctor offered as a possible explanation for the symptoms my mother described. Meaning, that I may not have it at all. I try to tell my mother that "facts are important", but she seems to navigate by "the feels". And if it "feels" to her like I have a condition, then I have a condition, regardless of whether I've actually been diagnosed by a medical professional or not. Because my mother "feels" like a medical professional, "because she's read books". (Not to mention, "statements by doctors", over the internet (internet ads), pushing their own brand of supplement, that she takes as gospel, "because they're doctors". Yeah, Doctors used to recommend smoking, too. Follow the money, mom, don't be stupid by "feels".)
Good. Then you know to ignore your mother and not share information with her re: your health. She's obviously not equipped.
Edit: Yeah, ate a second salad last night too. Tasted really good. I need to pick up a few more, either at the new local grocery store, or the convenience store I go to.
What kind of salad? Was it mostly green things? Or was it a "midwestern" salad that's mostly pasta and ranch dressing?
There's nothing as distinctly American as ruining a perfectly good 400 calories worth of leafy vegetables, fruit, and nuts by putting another 400 calories of cheese and whipped grease on top.
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