If you enjoy a GOOD analogy....come on in.

[SandEagle]

if a girl tells you its unfair how that if a guy bangs a different girl every week, he's a legend but if a girl sleeps with just two guys, she's a slut.. give her this analogy:

If a key opens lots of locks then its a master key. But if a lock is opened by many keys, it must be a crappy lock.


i'm here all week. any other ones?

 

[slightlyhuman]

fail

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

This parody belongs in the original.

 

[SlitheryDee]

master key

 

[MotF Bane]

From Bash.

 

[BoomerD]

Well, it's time to go to work. I'm off like a herd of turtles.

 

[CPA]

I like it.

 

[dank69]

Older than time itself.

 

[kt]

if a girl tells you its unfair how that if a guy bangs a different girl every week, he's a legend but if a girl sleeps with just two guys, she's a slut.. give her this analogy:

If a key opens lots of locks then its a master key. But if a lock is opened by many keys, it must be a crappy lock.


i'm here all week. any other ones?

What about a lock that requires two or more keys at the same time to unlock? Would it still be a crappy lock, or a super lock?

 

[mb]

if a girl tells you its unfair how that if a guy bangs a different girl every week, he's a legend but if a girl sleeps with just two guys, she's a slut.. give her this analogy:

If a key opens lots of locks then its a master key. But if a lock is opened by many keys, it must be a crappy lock.


i'm weak. any other ones?

fixed

 

[geno]

What about a lock that requires two or more keys at the same time to unlock? Would it still be a crappy lock, or a super lock?

Then, son, you marry that lock.

 

[BoomerD]

Then, son, you marry that lock.

But what if she likes the other key more because it's bigger and...stronger than yours?

 

[Krazy4Real]

/facepalm

 

[MrChad]

Then, son, you marry that lock.

 

[Aharami]

But what if she likes the other key more because it's bigger and...stronger than yours?

 

[dank69]

What about a lock that requires two or more keys at the same time to unlock? Would it still be a crappy lock, or a super lock?

haha

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

What if you lose the key and you have to hire a guy to break open the lock off of craiglist because the lock is a cheating whore?

 

[invidia]

What about lockpickers that can open pretty much everything?

 

[geno]

But what if she likes the other key more because it's bigger and...stronger than yours?

It only threatens the other key's keyhood when it's a bigger and stronger key that blows huge loads.

 

[TruePaige]

What if your key gets stuck in the lock but can't open it and then you call a locksmith and he has to fiddle with your key while sticking his unlock tool in the other side?

 

[IronWing]

Are you the key master?

 

[zinfamous]

I do enjoy a GOOD Analogy.

And this is why I am leaving this thread, disappointed.

 

[EGGO]

Sigh.

http://bash.org/?908184

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Wasn't this posted in another thread just yesterday?

 

[MotF Bane]

This thread has improved.