If you had a signature move, what would it be?

ruffilb

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"The Quickie"

So Superman is flying along one day, feeling a sudden urge for some action. He sees Batman, and talks to him about it. Batman suggests Wonder Woman, saying how great of a lay she is. Superman refuses; he and Wonder Woman are good friends! So he flies off. He later confronts Green Lantern. Same conversation, with his suggesting Wonder Woman. Superman declines, and flies away. As he's flying high over the city, he notices that Wonder Woman is up on a rooftop, sunbathing nude. He thinks to himself, "Im as fast a speeding bullet... She'll never know!!" So he proceeds to fly in, does his thang, and then flies away satisfied. Meanwhile, on the rooftop, Wonder Woman yells out "What the ****** was that!?!"
And the invisible man replies "I dont know, but my ass hurts."
 

sixone

Lifer
May 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: ruffilb
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"The Quickie"

So Superman is flying along one day, feeling a sudden urge for some action. He sees Batman, and talks to him about it. Batman suggests Wonder Woman, saying how great of a lay she is. Superman refuses; he and Wonder Woman are good friends! So he flies off. He later confronts Green Lantern. Same conversation, with his suggesting Wonder Woman. Superman declines, and flies away. As he's flying high over the city, he notices that Wonder Woman is up on a rooftop, sunbathing nude. He thinks to himself, "Im as fast a speeding bullet... She'll never know!!" So he proceeds to fly in, does his thang, and then flies away satisfied. Meanwhile, on the rooftop, Wonder Woman yells out "What the ****** was that!?!"
And the invisible man replies "I dont know, but my ass hurts."


:laugh:
 

cKGunslinger

Lifer
Nov 29, 1999
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Originally posted by: ruffilb
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"The Quickie"

So Superman is flying along one day, feeling a sudden urge for some action. He sees Batman, and talks to him about it. Batman suggests Wonder Woman, saying how great of a lay she is. Superman refuses; he and Wonder Woman are good friends! So he flies off. He later confronts Green Lantern. Same conversation, with his suggesting Wonder Woman. Superman declines, and flies away. As he's flying high over the city, he notices that Wonder Woman is up on a rooftop, sunbathing nude. He thinks to himself, "Im as fast a speeding bullet... She'll never know!!" So he proceeds to fly in, does his thang, and then flies away satisfied. Meanwhile, on the rooftop, Wonder Woman yells out "What the ****** was that!?!"
And the invisible man replies "I dont know, but my ass hurts."

Suddenly, I'm transported back to 3rd grade (and admittedly, it didn't make much sense to me then).

:thumbsup:
 

Cdubneeddeal

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It would be the Cdubneeddealio. With a quick wink of the eye, than BLAMM! Everything for 75 percent off!
 

ruffilb

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Feb 6, 2005
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: ruffilb
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"The Quickie"

So Superman is flying along one day, feeling a sudden urge for some action. He sees Batman, and talks to him about it. Batman suggests Wonder Woman, saying how great of a lay she is. Superman refuses; he and Wonder Woman are good friends! So he flies off. He later confronts Green Lantern. Same conversation, with his suggesting Wonder Woman. Superman declines, and flies away. As he's flying high over the city, he notices that Wonder Woman is up on a rooftop, sunbathing nude. He thinks to himself, "Im as fast a speeding bullet... She'll never know!!" So he proceeds to fly in, does his thang, and then flies away satisfied. Meanwhile, on the rooftop, Wonder Woman yells out "What the ****** was that!?!"
And the invisible man replies "I dont know, but my ass hurts."

Suddenly, I'm transported back to 3rd grade (and admittedly, it didn't make much sense to me then).

:thumbsup:

3rd grade? I just heard that a year or so ago!
 

jagec

Lifer
Apr 30, 2004
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"Night and lightning."

If someone pisses me off, I narrow my eyes and 50 giant tigers come out of nowhere and rip them to shreds.
 

cKGunslinger

Lifer
Nov 29, 1999
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Originally posted by: ruffilb
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: ruffilb
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"The Quickie"

So Superman is flying along one day, feeling a sudden urge for some action. He sees Batman, and talks to him about it. Batman suggests Wonder Woman, saying how great of a lay she is. Superman refuses; he and Wonder Woman are good friends! So he flies off. He later confronts Green Lantern. Same conversation, with his suggesting Wonder Woman. Superman declines, and flies away. As he's flying high over the city, he notices that Wonder Woman is up on a rooftop, sunbathing nude. He thinks to himself, "Im as fast a speeding bullet... She'll never know!!" So he proceeds to fly in, does his thang, and then flies away satisfied. Meanwhile, on the rooftop, Wonder Woman yells out "What the ****** was that!?!"
And the invisible man replies "I dont know, but my ass hurts."

Suddenly, I'm transported back to 3rd grade (and admittedly, it didn't make much sense to me then).

:thumbsup:

3rd grade? I just heard that a year or so ago!

LOL

20+ years ago for me.
 

compnovice

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Jun 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: ruffilb
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"The Quickie"

So Superman is flying along one day, feeling a sudden urge for some action. He sees Batman, and talks to him about it. Batman suggests Wonder Woman, saying how great of a lay she is. Superman refuses; he and Wonder Woman are good friends! So he flies off. He later confronts Green Lantern. Same conversation, with his suggesting Wonder Woman. Superman declines, and flies away. As he's flying high over the city, he notices that Wonder Woman is up on a rooftop, sunbathing nude. He thinks to himself, "Im as fast a speeding bullet... She'll never know!!" So he proceeds to fly in, does his thang, and then flies away satisfied. Meanwhile, on the rooftop, Wonder Woman yells out "What the ****** was that!?!"
And the invisible man replies "I dont know, but my ass hurts."

LOL!!

 

MX2

Lifer
Apr 11, 2004
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Originally posted by: compnovice
Originally posted by: ruffilb
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"The Quickie"

So Superman is flying along one day, feeling a sudden urge for some action. He sees Batman, and talks to him about it. Batman suggests Wonder Woman, saying how great of a lay she is. Superman refuses; he and Wonder Woman are good friends! So he flies off. He later confronts Green Lantern. Same conversation, with his suggesting Wonder Woman. Superman declines, and flies away. As he's flying high over the city, he notices that Wonder Woman is up on a rooftop, sunbathing nude. He thinks to himself, "Im as fast a speeding bullet... She'll never know!!" So he proceeds to fly in, does his thang, and then flies away satisfied. Meanwhile, on the rooftop, Wonder Woman yells out "What the ****** was that!?!"
And the invisible man replies "I dont know, but my ass hurts."

LOL!!

Still makes me LOL after all these years:laugh: Heck, that might be my favorite joke evar!:thumbsup:
 
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