If you had to disappear off the face of the Earth, how would you do it?

Throwmeabone

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Jan 9, 2006
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Say you had a price on your head or something, and you had to disappear without a trace. In other words you would have to go somewhere where no one could ever find you and not be in contact with anyone. How would you do it?
 

Gooberlx2

Lifer
May 4, 2001
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Move to some SouthEast Asian or South/Latin American country. (It seems to me that) It would be hard to be tracked, and even my meager funds would go some distance.
 

Chiropteran

Diamond Member
Nov 14, 2003
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I'd fake my own death by posting about it on ATOT.

Topic Title: Hey guys, I just died
Topic Summary: what do I do now that I am dead?
 

Jeeebus

Diamond Member
Aug 29, 2006
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Play grenade badminton with a Palestinian terrorist... make sure a good crowd forms, then make it look like I blew up in the explosion, while escaping to America to become a hair dresser and make the sticky with old ladies.
 

arrfep

Platinum Member
Sep 7, 2006
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I would move to Brazil, live in a favela, and get a job bottling soda.
 
Feb 6, 2007
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Actually, if I really wanted to disapper, I'd cash out the entirety of my bank account and get a plane ticket to somewhere like Australia (I wouldn't fly to my final destination because plane tickets are far too simple to track). I'd make my way up to Southeast Asia via short range boats with local fisherman (paying cash). In Southeast Asia, I'd keep going the boat route up the rivers through Vietnam and Thailand, then overland through Burma, up through India into Nepal. At this point, I might stay put, though I might try to cross the Himalayas and get into Tibet. Now are we talking no contact at all with anyone, or just staying hidden? No contact at all with anyone means you have to find a place which is both remote and hard to access, but also has an ample food supply, which doesn't describe very many places on Earth.

Alternately, I'd drive down Central America, making my way via a series of cars, taxis and possibly travel in boats across the Caribbean, down to South America. I'd go through South America until I hit the Amazon rainforest, and set up a camp for myself deep enough in the jungle that no one would stumble upon me by accident.
 

randay

Lifer
May 30, 2006
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I would transfer my consciousness to the internet and live out eternity in porn site chat rooms.
 

xanis

Lifer
Sep 11, 2005
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Cash out my bank accounts, buy a cargo van and head north, WAY north, into Canada.
 

skyking

Lifer
Nov 21, 2001
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Head into latin america. I already speak spanish, and have a few marketable skills.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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If it was a real serious situation, then probably something like Atomic Playboy's ideas.

Otherwise, I'd go into the woods behind my house and build a tree fort in the woods. Man tree forts are awesome.
 

Farang

Lifer
Jul 7, 2003
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Buy a ticket to a corrupt country like Cambodia and pay for citizenship and a passport under a false identity. Probably not Cambodia because it would raise too many eyebrows (I'm white) but that is the only country I know for sure it is possible, though I doubt if other countries don't do the same. Then fly to Paris where I'll take buses to the east and end up outside EU territory using my new passport to get through borders. Go to Africa and find another paid citizenship (Zimbabwe seems a likely candidate), use that passport to fly to Australia where I will work as a pot dealer.
 
L

Lola

Why would I tell you? Then it wouldn't be a secret?!

I just hope someone remembers me.
 

SagaLore

Elite Member
Dec 18, 2001
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I'd go to Mexico. Get a false identity. Get on a boat and travel up to Canada. I'd stay shaven, dye my hair dirty blonde, and get the scar and birthmark removed from my face.
 
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