if you had to shoot at point blank with a gun...

[Printer Bandit]

1) pinky
2) big toe
3) ear

which would it be?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Shoot at whom?

 

[BD231]

Id shoot at your left ear but secretly hope the bullet hits u in the face

 

[LTC8K6]

1) pinky
2) big toe
3) ear

which would it be?

Ear? Why the hell would that be among the choices?

 

[Xylitol]

You mean get shot point blank?
Big toe.

 

[Nintendesert]

I like to aim for the face... With your cock!

 

[Preyhunter]

Stupid fucking question. If it was point blank, why would it be one of those choices? Head, center mass, neck.

 

[Paladin3]

If I was standing at your three or nine o'clock position then I'd definitely aim for your ear.

 

[footballrunner800]

I think he means pulling the trigger with.. I would use my pinky. Do I get one Internet cookie?

 

[UberNeuman]

Pinky, Big Toe and Ear - names of mafia enforcers?

 

[alkemyst]

bullets don't affect me so far so I'd just tear the shooter's head off and take a dump on them.

 

[Nintendesert]

bullets don't affect me so far so I'd just tear the shooter's head off and take a dump on them.

I hate you a little less day after day. :thumbsup:

 

[pontifex]

this question makes no sense

 

[OBLAMA2009]

it would have to be toe. nobody is gonna choose pinky, you can live without an ear or a toe, but if you dont have a pinkie going to the bathroom would be a serious problem

 

[Gerle]

I like to aim for the face... With your cock!

Aim for your own face, with his dick? Whatever floats your boat...

 

[olds]

1) pinky
2) big toe
3) ear

which would it be?

 

[pontifex]

it would have to be toe. nobody is gonna choose pinky, you can live without an ear or a toe, but if you dont have a pinkie going to the bathroom would be a serious problem

are you implying he has a tiny dick? Otherwise I don't understand the comment...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

are you implying he has a tiny dick? Otherwise I don't understand the comment...

The pinky is the designated anal cavity cleaning appendage. Everyone knows this.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

The pinky is the designated anal cavity cleaning appendage. Everyone knows this.

not for most dudes it isnt...

 

[cKGunslinger]

I think losing your toe would make you limp for life. Ear @ point-blank range will probably deafen you there.

Pinkie finger it is!

 

[Vic Vega]

Any shot from a handgun inside 25 feet is point blank. Point blank means essentially the bullet is going to impact where you point the muzzle and environmental factors will not come into play.

Shoot where you can hit. Shooting is worthless without hitting.

 

[coldmeat]

I get that there's lot of things wrong with the OP's wording, but I'm seriously surprised how many people here misunderstood the question.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I get that there's lot of things wrong with the OP's wording, but I'm seriously surprised how many people here misunderstood the question.

Everyone knows that the question is asking where one would rather be shot point blank. We're just ridiculing the op's inability to say so.

 

[DrPizza]

it would have to be toe. nobody is gonna choose pinky, you can live without an ear or a toe, but if you dont have a pinkie going to the bathroom would be a serious problem

He said "pinkie," not "dinkie." Though, it is pretty bold of you to admit that about your size on this forum.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

He said "pinkie," not "dinkie." Though, it is pretty bold of you to admit that about your size on this forum.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pinkie


he axed it...