If you had unlimited money to burn, what useless thing would u do?

[Darilus]

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
I would go to a car dealership (doesn't really matter what kind) and buy 25-30 of a specific type of car then I would go and hire drivers. I would proceed to drive around and, when somebody did something really dumb (like cut me off), I would hit them. After the accident I would hop into one of my other cars and repeat.

I would buy a new pair of socks ever day. On Valentine's Day I would buy a rose for every person in Boston and pay people to give them out and compliment people. I would start my own AIDs and cancer foundations. I would establish halfway houses, homeless shelters, and generally try to improve the welfare of people in the country.

Hmmm we could do this with all the money we spent in Iraq. Next will be Iran then next will be the downfall of the USA because we have an idiot power hungry president invading countries under the guise of freedom.

Take it to P&N. This thread is hilarious, don't bring politics into it.

 

[TechnoKid]

I would go racing all day long in various race cars, especially F1 cars. Or even some road racing/touring in Ferraris (F430, Enzo, etc), Porsches, Audi R8, on tracks like Road Atlanta, Infineon Raceway, Laguna Seca, Willow Springs in Buttonwillow.....even better, i'd start my own Le Mans racing team.

 

[StageLeft]

H2. Paint it white with a custom red maple leaf emblazoned on the hood. I'd get custom wheels - the kind where the center doesn't turn, and they'd be maple leafs. I'd drive around and my plate would be an alabama plate and just say CDAOWNZ.

 

[JoeKing]

$240 worth of pudding. Aww yeah....

LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Aw yeah, baby.
LeVon: It's that time.
Barry: Aw, you know it's that time.
LeVon: I'm Le Von.
Barry: And I'm Barry, Sagittarius.
LeVon: And it's time, it's time for two-hundred
Barry: and forty dollars
LeVon: worth of puddin'.
Barry: worth of puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah, Mr. Bouche, come on in here, and let's get a shot of this puddin'.
Barry: Now that is the kind of puddin' that only two-hundred forty dollars can buy.
LeVon: Aw yeah. We had the two-forty
Barry: (praying hands) we had to have the puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah. Now we could have bought, a hundred dollars worth of puddin'
Barry: (huge eyes) And that would have been, a lot of puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah, but we had to go all the way, baby.
Barry: All the way home.
LeVon: Uh huh. With two-hundred
Barry: and forty dollars
LeVon: worth of puddin'.
Barry: worth of puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Now I know what you're thinkin'
LeVon: "Barry and Le Von, where did you get two-hundred and forty dollars?"
Barry: (shake head and put finger to mouth) Shhhhhh.
LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby
LeVon: It ain't your concern.
Barry: Now if you excuse me, I gotta whisper some sweet nothings to this puddin'.
LeVon: I'll just be over here, mindin' my own.
Barry: (whispers)Oh baby, you know you got it goin' on. Aw, you lookin' so good, you lookin' so right.
LeVon: Barry baby, Barry baby, you see what I got here
Barry: what have you got there?
LeVon: This is a box of puddin', Barry
Barry: what does it say?
LeVon: It says "cook, and chill"
Barry: Aw yeah.
LeVon: and baby, that's what I do every night. I cook, and then I chill.
Barry: (bump and grinding) Aw yeah.
LeVon: (bump and grinding) Aw yeah.
Barry: And chill!
LeVon: Yes sir! Barry, baby, I think it's that time.
Barry: I think it's time to do the deed.
(both whip off jackets)
LeVon: Aw yeah, here's the moment you HAVE been waiting for.
Barry: Now if you, will excuse me while I kiss the sky.
LeVon: Aw yeah (both wiggle butts in mound of puddin') Aw yeah!

 

line every sink, in every american household with the finest mink fur

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper

Have the largest Boat ever built..then live on it..itd be like the one that was in Popular Mechanics. It had a landing strip on deck..was basically like a floating city.

You're talking about The World aka Residen Sea

Very nice apartments but expensive! Sharon and Ozzy have an apartment there.

For people that are serious about living on a ship but don't get seven figure bonuses, this is much more reasonable.

Cheers!

Actually, I am talking about the Freedom Ship.

 

[poopaskoopa]

Buy a home theater system, and hook up the speakers with the $30k speaker wires. I went to a high-end audio shop, and some dude tried to sell me a $30k set of speaker wires. I'm gonna buy it, and I'll make sure all my friends see it when they come check out my crib. Bling Bling!

 

[sharkeeper]

Actually, I am talking about the Freedom Ship.

:music: We all came out to montreux
On the lake geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn?t have much time
Frank zappa and the mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

They burned down the gambling house
It died with an awful sound
Funky claude was running in and out
Pulling kids out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But swiss time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

We ended up at the grand hotel
It was empty cold and bare
But with the rolling truck stones thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red lights and a few old beds
We make a place to sweat
No matter what we get out of this
I know we?ll never forget
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
:music:

Vaporware doesn't make sense for a motor vessel so I figured Deep Purple would be more appropriate.

 

[Cerb]

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
Buy a home theater system, and hook up the speakers with the $30k speaker wires. I went to a high-end audio shop, and some dude tried to sell me a $30k set of speaker wires. I'm gonna buy it, and I'll make sure all my friends see it when they come check out my crib. Bling Bling!

And the sad thing is, someone will have a $1k system that will sound better

 

[dionx]

i'd build a highway from california to hawaii and one from hawaii to alaska. that way, i can make a road trip to all 50 states.

 

[herkulease]

attempt to buy every single ticket to the superbowl including luxury booths.

then watch game at home with no noise except maybe the commentators play calls and hits

 

[herkulease]

Originally posted by: dionx
i'd build a highway from california to hawaii and one from hawaii to alaska. that way, i can make a road trip to all 50 states.

you'll also need some gas stations along the way

 

[quakefiend420]

i would have an olympic sized pool filled with green jello

 

[dionx]

Originally posted by: herkulease

Originally posted by: dionx
i'd build a highway from california to hawaii and one from hawaii to alaska. that way, i can make a road trip to all 50 states.

you'll also need some gas stations along the way

well thats a given. food + lodging will be built alongside too.

 

[Wuffsunie]

I'm a believer that you can't buy everything. I mean, where would you put it all?

If I had unlimited money.... I'd probably go and run for Prime Minister. Or President, if I were american

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Ready

Originally posted by: Jigga
You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?

I'd campaign to have jello wrestling and jello swimming added to the Olympics.

2 chicks don't count because I've specified something useless.

it would be useless... he wouldn't be able to get it up the second time after finishing in 30 seconds the first time.

 

[ElFenix]

the state was awesome.

Originally posted by: JoeKing
$240 worth of pudding. Aww yeah....

LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Aw yeah, baby.
LeVon: It's that time.
Barry: Aw, you know it's that time.
LeVon: I'm Le Von.
Barry: And I'm Barry, Sagittarius.
LeVon: And it's time, it's time for two-hundred
Barry: and forty dollars
LeVon: worth of puddin'.
Barry: worth of puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah, Mr. Bouche, come on in here, and let's get a shot of this puddin'.
Barry: Now that is the kind of puddin' that only two-hundred forty dollars can buy.
LeVon: Aw yeah. We had the two-forty
Barry: (praying hands) we had to have the puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah. Now we could have bought, a hundred dollars worth of puddin'
Barry: (huge eyes) And that would have been, a lot of puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah, but we had to go all the way, baby.
Barry: All the way home.
LeVon: Uh huh. With two-hundred
Barry: and forty dollars
LeVon: worth of puddin'.
Barry: worth of puddin'.
LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Now I know what you're thinkin'
LeVon: "Barry and Le Von, where did you get two-hundred and forty dollars?"
Barry: (shake head and put finger to mouth) Shhhhhh.
LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby
LeVon: It ain't your concern.
Barry: Now if you excuse me, I gotta whisper some sweet nothings to this puddin'.
LeVon: I'll just be over here, mindin' my own.
Barry: (whispers)Oh baby, you know you got it goin' on. Aw, you lookin' so good, you lookin' so right.
LeVon: Barry baby, Barry baby, you see what I got here
Barry: what have you got there?
LeVon: This is a box of puddin', Barry
Barry: what does it say?
LeVon: It says "cook, and chill"
Barry: Aw yeah.
LeVon: and baby, that's what I do every night. I cook, and then I chill.
Barry: (bump and grinding) Aw yeah.
LeVon: (bump and grinding) Aw yeah.
Barry: And chill!
LeVon: Yes sir! Barry, baby, I think it's that time.
Barry: I think it's time to do the deed.
(both whip off jackets)
LeVon: Aw yeah, here's the moment you HAVE been waiting for.
Barry: Now if you, will excuse me while I kiss the sky.
LeVon: Aw yeah (both wiggle butts in mound of puddin') Aw yeah!

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: loki8481
actually, if I really had unlimited money... I'd probably hire a couple hundred lawyers and sue the RIAA and MPAA into submission

:thumbsup:

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: chrisms
Fill The entire Puget Sound with quick-dry cement so I can get to Northeast Tacoma quicker.

Why on earth would anyone want to get to Tacoma any faster?

ZV

Useless, remember?

Yeah, but useless doesn't have to be painful.

ZV

Make fun of Northeast Tacoma all you want, it sucks and I only go there to get booze and tax-free cigarettes from Indians. Normal Tacoma is A-OK

 

[yoda291]

I would create a worldwide network to compete with the internet and I'd call it Steve.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
Too many to list.

 

[kuangs168]

i will buy the school im in now and fire all the teachers i hate and kickout all jerk student i dont like

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Gurck
I'd lobby for people who use leetspeek (u r teh n0ez wut i b meen rite??//?/) to be legally put out of their misery. Sounds implausible, but money goes a long way in this country.

I like the way you think. :thumbsup:

Originally posted by: kuangs168
i will buy the school im in now and fire all the teachers i hate and kickout all jerk student i dont like

Or you could just buy a gun and lots of ammo and shoot them all.

 

[Ready]

omg, not one person has suggested bring back beta tape players

 

[BigDonJohnson]

I was faced with this problem last night...and solved it by going to the ripper's. Money well spent.