If you had unlimited money to burn, what useless thing would u do?

[shilala]

I'd buy a new ass.
Mine has a crack in it.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Ready
I would buy expensive cars and catapult them one after another into the most useless state in the nation. The expensive cars will be filled with candy corns.

Pay off debts, supercharge my S, two chicks at the same time, etc.

 

[tk149]

I'd buy all the companies that create blister wrap and make them STOP! I'd meet every hot actress I've ever lusted after. Even the dead ones.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: chrisms
Fill The entire Puget Sound with quick-dry cement so I can get to Northeast Tacoma quicker.

Why the fvck would you want to go to Tacoma? I know people that live in Tacoma, it's a sh!thole.

 

[Francodman]

Start a war.

 

[Abe Froman]

I would invest in a supply of midgets, dress them up as Oompa Loopas and have them sing and dance.

I would buy a donkey and walk it like a dog.

I would also buy just about every useless thing I ever saw on an infomercial.

 

[ohtwell]

I'd pay Edy's to make Girl Scout Cookie Ice Creams available all year rather than just at the time girl scout cookies are being sold.


: ) Amanda

 

[vood0g]

probably get the 10 day personal alarm clock

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5957705903&rd=1

 

[Atomicus]

Invite my friends over to my island for a game involving trebuchets & elephants

 

[Tea Bag]

Get that 'sitcom' Dinosaurs back on the air.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: loki8481
actually, if I really had unlimited money... I'd probably hire a couple hundred lawyers and sue the RIAA and MPAA into submission

top of my list

I'd probably buy enough food to fill my house (pretty big) 500 times, and then proceed on my 3 month mission to feed every needy person on the planet. I'd then buy Antarctica, proceed to make the world's only "Sub-Zero Resort", I'd then have unlimited moneys+1.
I'd buy out Dell, and shut them down, because they suck. Then, I'd probably smother all my friends in wonderful gifts. Of course, I can't forget myself, I'd probably build a dual Opteron 252 rig with SLI'd 6800 Ultras, all overclocked into oblivion using an endless stream of liquid nitrogen (hey, I've got unlimited money, why not unlimited nitrogen to go with it?). 16 GB of RAM, 5 TB RAID 10 array, probably some solid state storage too. I'd build a little theater for my PC, complete with some nice, big, pro Klipsch speakers, popcorn maker, self-restocking candy (oh yeaaaah). I'd probably dump like 1 trillion dollars into finding a cure for AIDS

 

[Anthony The Daddy]

You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?

I would send a really hot huge breasted prostitute from vegas to every male in my family while they are home in the evening and make the prostitue say "you gave me a sexually transmitted disease but I still love you baby! Why did you leave me I thought we were going to be together!". Can you imagine how many of them would get divorced? While it was happening to all of my male family members I would sit in my bedroom with a sick smile on my face.

I would buy the biggest baby pool I could find and fill it with hershey's syrup and hot sleazy big breasted strippers naked and me.

I would get a seamstress to make me a neon green tux and top hat.

 

[drum]

i like to think i'd be able to keep it secret, but after all the new stuff, it would come out.
then i would find ALF and make him my right hand man. or alien whatever you want to call him.
i would change my name to gordon schumway and become the drummer of whatever band i was in the mood for

 

[Wadded Beef]

Originally posted by: Tea Bag
Get that 'sitcom' Dinosaurs back on the air.

HELL YEA that show was awesome, at least it seemed awesome when i was 12 lol

I'd give lots of money to the hobos begging on the street. (pointless because they will just spend it on their booze/crack habit)

 

[IAteYourMother]

Buy a monkey wrench and strip off your manhood

 

[Anghang]

throw a party that went on for 24/7/365 in the biggest venue possible so anyone can attend anytime of the year, preferrably bigger than the Love Parade in Berlin...

and keep the best mainstream and underground DJs on rotation so the music never stops...

provide a numerous amount of restrooms that are constantly being cleaned by custodians on an hourly basis or as need be...

free food & refreshments for everyone...

24/7 medical attention throughout the area, cuz i know some ppl can't handle themselves or push themselves too far..

 

[intogamer]

24/7 356 day lan!!!!

oh yahh like 1000 servers for cs and wolfenstein.

 

[sygyzy]

I'd release white doves before I entered a room.

Note: Stolen from a comedian.

 

[Kanalua]

I would drive around....just stay at random places... maybe do the same with a helicopter...

 

[edro]

I'd buy a line of 100 21" LCDs, line them up and see how far through various rifles could bore through.

 

[PunDogg]

unlimited money, i would but anything and everything, i would make this US econmoney RUN hehe

Dogg

 

[Kanalua]

Originally posted by: Anthony The Daddy
You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?

I would send a really hot huge breasted prostitute from vegas to every male in my family while they are home in the evening and make the prostitue say "you gave me a sexually transmitted disease but I still love you baby! Why did you leave me I thought we were going to be together!". Can you imagine how many of them would get divorced? While it was happening to all of my male family members I would sit in my bedroom with a sick smile on my face.

Best...Idea...EVER

 

[moshquerade]

i would buy a man, a specific one, because i KNOW he can be bought.

 

[eigen]

develop jetpack technology.Fly around high.

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I would have lots of my skin tissue cultured, and everyday I would have some of my skin removed, and replaced with new skin from my culture. The removed skin would be composted and returned to the earth in various places all over the world. As more and more of my physical body returned to the planet, the world wold be imbued with more and more of my life force. My own essence would mingle with the essences of all things. The world would take on aspects of myself, containing a great amount of my essence, and it would be eternally bound to me. Eventually I would wield the force of an entire planet. I would cease to exist as a man, but I would be reborn as a god, able to bend vast areas of the cosmos to my will.

The universe seeks balance in all things. I would use my god-powers to perform an act of either great good, or great evil. It doesn't matter which I choose, because good and evil are constructs of man, and I would be a god. The universe would counteract with an act opposite my own. If the initial act was strong enough, the universe would be irrevocably polarized into light and dark. Using my god-powers I would split the cosmos down the middle of this division, creating two universes where once there was only one. I'm not greedy you see, I don't want the whole universe, only half. One half of the old universe would be mine, and I would be it's God.

And that's what I would do if i had lots and lots of money.

:Q