Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
I would have lots of my skin tissue cultured, and everyday I would have some of my skin removed, and replaced with new skin from my culture. The removed skin would be composted and returned to the earth in various places all over the world. As more and more of my physical body returned to the planet, the world wold be imbued with more and more of my life force. My own essence would mingle with the essences of all things. The world would take on aspects of myself, containing a great amount of my essence, and it would be eternally bound to me. Eventually I would wield the force of an entire planet. I would cease to exist as a man, but I would be reborn as a god, able to bend vast areas of the cosmos to my will.
The universe seeks balance in all things. I would use my god-powers to perform an act of either great good, or great evil. It doesn't matter which I choose, because good and evil are constructs of man, and I would be a god. The universe would counteract with an act opposite my own. If the initial act was strong enough, the universe would be irrevocably polarized into light and dark. Using my god-powers I would split the cosmos down the middle of this division, creating two universes where once there was only one. I'm not greedy you see, I don't want the whole universe, only half. One half of the old universe would be mine, and I would be it's God.
And that's what I would do if i had lots and lots of money.