If You Have Kids, I Suggest Getting Them A Math Book And Pay Them A Nickel For Right Answers

[Gizmo j]

It isn't 1950 anymore. A nickle is worthless. Ten nickles are still worthless. If the kid were smart, he'd tell you to go fuck yourself, cause staring at a wall would be a more productive use of their time. If somehow they find your offer attractive, well you'll then know they have a broom in their future, cause they won't be doing anything to change the world.

WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THE PRICE FOR RIGHT ANSWERS?

 

[lxskllr]

If you insist on paying, federal minimum wage per hour of work, but I think the whole idea is stupid. Money makes everything worse.

 

[Gizmo j]

If you insist on paying, federal minimum wage per hour of work, but I think the whole idea is stupid. Money makes everything worse.

It wouldn't motivate kids to work harder if they're paid by the hour instead of being rewarded per answer.

The kid could just spend the whole time daydreaming.

 

[lxskllr]

Then you fire them, and chalk it up to an ill conceived stupid idea.

 

[Gizmo j]

Then you fire them, and chalk it up to an ill conceived stupid idea.

I have no idea what you're trying to say.

 

[lxskllr]

Shocker...

 

[IronWing]

Drunk posting never works out well.