If you knew you were going to die in five minutes...would you desire a cigarette?

[DainBramaged]

I would.

 

[bradruth]

That would be one of the last things I'd want. It'd be right down there with rectal probing.

 

[AmdEmAll]

I would desire to see my friends and family one last time.

 

[SampSon]

Yes, I'd smoke a cigarette.

 

[imported_Mike]

Negative, that would be the last thing on my mind.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

No... but I'd take a beer.

 

[Jeff7]

I'd rather have sex than a cigarette. I'd kind of prefer something good instead of having to die smelling like sh!t and coughing.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: bradruth
That would be one of the last things I'd want. It'd be right down there with rectal probing.

Well, would you want a copy of Barely Legal then?

 

[zanieladie]

No.

I've never smoked so I don't forsee wanting to start 5 minutes before I die...

Besides, *I* am not on your Buddy List. (sniff sniff) LOL

 

[Udel]

I sure would.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: zanieladie
No.

I've never smoked so I don't forsee wanting to start 5 minutes before I die...

Besides, *I* am not on your Buddy List. (sniff sniff) LOL

lol...it costs quite a bit to be on my list. Just ask HamburgerBoy. All the time he spent on his knees...

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: bradruth
That would be one of the last things I'd want. It'd be right down there with rectal probing.

Well, would you want a copy of Barely Legal then?

I'd have more pressing business than rubbing one out.

 

[anxi80]

i started dying the day i was born. on that note, im going to go out and have a smoke.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: bradruth
That would be one of the last things I'd want. It'd be right down there with rectal probing.

Well, would you want a copy of Barely Legal then?

I'd have more pressing business than rubbing one out.

LOL

 

[The Batt?sai]

no but i would want a cup of ice cold water


for where i'm going

:evil:

 

[Vinfinite]

i'd shoot myself in 4 minutes, just because I control my life =P

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Flavored children's vitamins taste so good, but it's a curse that you're not supposed to eat more than one a day. I'd eat the whole damn container and then go on a killing spree.

 

[Adam8281]

Sure, I guess, but I wouldn't care if I didn't get it. There's a bunch of things I'd want before a cig.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Flavored children's vitamins taste so good, but it's a curse that you're not supposed to eat more than one a day. I'd eat the whole damn container and then go on a killing spree.

vitamin-induced killing spree. Awesome

 

[SparkyJJO]

why would I want a smelly disgusting cancer stick?

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Flavored children's vitamins taste so good, but it's a curse that you're not supposed to eat more than one a day. I'd eat the whole damn container and then go on a killing spree.

and what happens when u find out u aren't gonna die and u got 20 cops ready to inflict massive amounts of pain?

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
why would I want a smelly disgusting cancer stick?

You're going to die in 5 minutes, why would you care about cancer or how you smell?

 

[jagec]

Five minutes? I'd douse myself in gasoline, ride screaming off the edge of a high cliff over the ocean at 150MPH, and set myself on fire in mid-air.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: quasarsky
and what happens when u find out u aren't gonna die and u got 20 cops ready to inflict massive amounts of pain?

Then I'll still die a happy man.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: jagec
Five minutes? I'd douse myself in gasoline, ride screaming off the edge of a high cliff over the ocean at 150MPH, and set myself on fire in mid-air.

i bet u wake up and find out u have 3rd degree burns over 99% of your body