If you knew you were going to die in five minutes...would you desire a cigarette?

[Sluggo]

Oh hell yeah... A beer, a smoke and a BJ, I would die a happy man.

I could do all that in 5 minutes, maybe even sneak down 2 beers if I was thirsty.

 

[LordMaul]

Indeed. A Lucky Strike. 1) Because powersmoking it might make me nauseus enough to not be concerned about the dying part, and 2) Hey, if it's so @#$%ing Lucky, maybe I'll live.

 

[Xylitol]

Stop making these threads

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
Stop making these threads

What threads?

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
why would I want a smelly disgusting cancer stick?

Topic Title: If you knew you were going to die in five minutes...would you desire a cigarette?


I would not want a cancer stick/ coffin nail, either.

POLL??

 

[imported_yetti]

i'd rather have a blowjob.



yes, from a woman.

 

[ForumMaster]

never. why make the 5 minutes even less? besides, i don't want to die with tar in my lungs and smelling like sh!t!

 

[Conky]

Absolutely not.

 

[CTrain]

Nah, let me have my last 5 mins with some hottie like Jessica Alba.
Now I just have to figure out what to do with the last 4 mins.

 

[FoBoT]

no, how would that help?

 

[j00fek]

id smoke the whole pack as fast as i could

 

[J0hnny]

If by cigarette, you mean taking a lit cigarette as a fuse to some kind of explosive device and taking everyone within a 5 mile radius of me out at the same time... then yes.

disclaimer: I am not crazy. I just figure if I only had 5 minutes to live, it would mean some pretty bad thing has happened that would effect everyone anyway...

 

[FrustratedUser]

I'd request to bang the hottest chick within 10 miles and then have a smoke.

 

[Schadenfroh]

I have never smoked before, so I guess it would not be too late to start!

 

[PinmasterJay]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Oh hell yeah... A beer, a smoke and a BJ, I would die a happy man.

I could do all that in 5 minutes, maybe even sneak down 2 beers if I was thirsty.

Hell ya

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: CTrain
Nah, let me have my last 5 mins with some hottie like Jessica Alba.
Now I just have to figure out what to do with the last 4 mins.

Do her again.

 

[Kirby]

maybe some pcp.......

 

[pontifex]

should have stopped smoking or never started, then you wouldn't be dying.

 

[loic2003]

I'd have a nice juicy syringe full of heroin. Apparantly the first time you do it is the best, and you don't have time to get hooked in 5 mins.

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[SurgicalShark]

Nope

 

[jupiter57]

I desire a cigarette every 5 minutes anyway.
But I doubt that would even make my list of "things to do in the next 5 minutes".

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I actually DO want to die peacefully after having my last smoke...you know, a quick smoke after screwing the hot flight-attendant in the tiny bathroom , right before a flock of birds hit ALL the aircraft engines.
Dunhill could sponsor my funeral. A cool Red & Gold with ashes from the wreckage to commemorate my departure....that would be sweet.

 

[NaOH]

I'd like a to sit down and eat a box of Lucky Charms.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Think I'd rather have a time machine. Lacking that yeah a smoke would be nice.

 

[Quasmo]

If I knew I was going to die in 5 minutes, I would cause as much mayhem as possible, because for those nex 5 minutes I would be invicible. I can't die, I'm dying 5 minutes from now.