If you lived in a galaxy far far away, would you side with the Rebels or with the Empire?

[AdamK47]

I believe I would most likely side with the empire. The rebels lack respect for uniform authority. The empires harsh rule helps maintain obedience among the people that further increases prosperity for the entire galaxy.

 

[MisterJackson]

The Empire is where it's at.....they have killer benefits and free dental.

 

[Queasy]

The rebels. Only because you never saw any females on the Empire's side in the movies.

 

[Nerva]

the empire all the way man. crush the rebel scums!

 

[Aftermath]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
The Empire is where it's at.....they have killer benefits and free dental.

Dental plan!

Vader needs head gear.

Dental plan!


As for me? Dirt farmer on outer rim colony.

 

[Raduque]

Rebels. I've always had a firm fondness for shields protecting my butt in a firefight.

 

[lobbyone]

Empire, awesome per hour rate! I think you basically work free for the Rebels?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Queasy
The rebels. Only because you never saw any females on the Empire's side in the movies.

Man, I didn't think about this....but, you gotta think the Empire has more wimmenz, what with wimmenz being evil and all by nature anyhow.

 

[K1052]

freelance

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Queasy
The rebels. Only because you never saw any females on the Empire's side in the movies.

Man, I didn't think about this....but, you gotta think the Empire has more wimmenz, what with wimmenz being evil and all by nature anyhow.

I don't know. The empire is looking like just one big cloned sausage-fest to me.

 

[Nerva]

Originally posted by: Raduque
Rebels. I've always had a firm fondness for shields protecting my butt in a firefight.

not if you have a star destroyer.

 

[amish]

empire. being chased constantly and han soloing my wookie would get old. at least with the empire i could visit the red light district on coruscant.

 

[ultimatebob]

Empire for sure. The dark side of the force is cooler!

 

[Nerva]

this is gonna sound totally geeky, but wasnt admiral daala supposed to be hot?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
The Empire is where it's at.....they have killer benefits and free dental.

Just don't piss of Lord Vader...

 

[pontifex]

I would side with the Rebels because they win, duh!

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Queasy
The rebels. Only because you never saw any females on the Empire's side in the movies.

Man, I didn't think about this....but, you gotta think the Empire has more wimmenz, what with wimmenz being evil and all by nature anyhow.

I don't know. The empire is looking like just one big cloned sausage-fest to me.

But all the clones in the administrative offices are female , they just never show the boring paperwork side of the Empire.

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: pontifex
I would side with the Rebels because they win, duh!

Exactly!

 

[yllus]

I'd probably be a neutral party and just work as a contractor for whatever side, and hopefully not get caught up in the violence.

 

[AdamK47]

Originally posted by: 40Hands

Originally posted by: pontifex
I would side with the Rebels because they win, duh!

Exactly!

That's only if you had prior knowledge based on watching the episode 4 to 6 documentary films. This poll is assuming you grow up in this far away galaxy with no knowledge of the events that unfold.

 

[DaShen]

Rebels, but I have nothing funny to say.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: AdamK47

Originally posted by: 40Hands

Originally posted by: pontifex
I would side with the Rebels because they win, duh!

Exactly!

That's only if you had prior knowledge based on watching the episode 4 to 6 documentary films. This poll is assuming you grow up in this far away galaxy with no knowledge of the events that unfold.

This poll is also assuming you're a huge nerd

 

[Howard]

Empire. When the Rebels won, the galaxy would, I think, have fallen into anarchy.

 

[YetioDoom]

There's no way I could work with so many incompetent people that make up the Empire.

 

[Shadowknight]

Originally posted by: yllus
I'd probably be a neutral party and just work as a contractor for whatever side, and hopefully not get caught up in the violence.

Are you kidding me?! Do you know how many contractors died on the second Death Star*

*Gratuitous Clerks reference